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Default Jewboy Lawyers Sue God Again - 02-08-2007, 11:05 PM

In a move sure to further enrage God and turn His divine wrath against the joos, the ACLU has seen fit to sue over the Ten Commandments. This story will boil your blood!



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ACLU Sues to Remove Ten Commandments from Courthouse
Associated Press

CROSS CITY, Florida, Feb. 7 - The American Civil Liberties Union is suing to force a conservative Christian county in Florida to remove a hulking Ten Commandments monument from the courthouse steps.

The 5-foot-tall (1.50-meter-tall), 6-ton black granite monument stands in front of a building for the courthouse, the elections supervisor office, the tax collector and other public offices in Dixie County. The lawsuit filed in federal court Tuesday said the monument heaps on its religious message with the inscription "Love God and Keep His Commandments" in large capital letters at its base.

The lawsuit says the monument violates two amendments to the U.S. constitution because it is not part of a historical display and because the uniquely Christian message of the Ten Commandments on a government building could intimidate people with different religious beliefs.

The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that religious displays are not inherently unconstitutional and must be considered on a case-by-case basis. Last year, the high court allowed the Ten Commandments to be displayed outside the Texas state Capitol but not inside two Kentucky courthouses, where the justices said the displays promoted a religious message.

The Dixie County Commission approved the monument, donated by a local businessman, in January 2006 and it was placed on the courthouse steps in November. Dixie County, a rural county where churches outnumber traffic lights, is on the Gulf Coast north of Tampa, Florida.

"Dixie County is, in effect, thumbing its nose at the Constitution by putting up this display," ACLU attorney Glenn Kayton said.

Dixie County commissioners and the county attorney did not return several phone and e-mail messages left by the Associated Press on Wednesday.

"It's a great thing," Commission Chairman James Valentine told the St. Petersburg Times last month. "I believe in the Ten Commandments. I stand for it. It didn't cost the county a dime."

The suit was filed on behalf of the organization, not an individual plaintiff. The ACLU said it has "half a dozen" members in the north Florida county, but declined to name any residents who might testify in the case.

"This lawsuit is likely to be very unpopular lawsuit within Dixie County," said Florida ACLU Executive Director Howard Simon.

An initial effort to challenge the legality of the Dixie County monument fizzled because activists could not find a resident willing to sue.

The lack of an individual plaintiff may doom the case, said Brian Rooney, a spokesman for the nonprofit Thomas More Law Center, which has offered free legal aid to the Dixie County Commission. Commissioners had not yet asked the center to represent them Wednesday afternoon.

"It's interesting that they don't seem to have a plaintiff," Rooney said. "Once we get involved in the meat of the case, that's the first thing we're going to find out. Is there a case or controversy at all? That's a big hurdle for them to get past."
I like the name of this town, and a 6 ton granite message declaiming how we should Love and Obey God seems perfectly innocuous to me. What is telling here is how meddlesome these anti-Christ lawyers truly are; they cannot find one single townsman to file a complaint against God! Its obviously a pure and simple case of outside troublemakers sticking their hook-noses into normal people's business.

The article is wrong on one point: The ACLU does have a client. His name is satan.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Jewboy Lawyers Sue God Again - 02-12-2007, 11:28 PM

I, for one, am tired of the joos running around suing everyone to get their way. The joos already run the banks, HELLyWIERD, the International precious gem market, and two thirds of America's comic book stores. Most of them are LIEberals, like Barbara Streisand, Al Franken, Karl Marx, Monica Lewinsky, Jerry Springer, and Noam Chomsky. Now they want to tell us how to worship. What has this country come to when our morals and religion is determined by a bunch of hook-nosed, Christ-killin', dreidel-spinnin', deli-ownin', matsoh-munchin', bagel-boilin', Shekel-pinchin', Yentyl-watchin', interest-chargin', menorah-lightin', lox and cream cheese-spreadin', ACLU-joinin', JOOS....
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Default Re: Jewboy Lawyers Sue God Again - 02-13-2007, 08:23 PM

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I, for one, am tired of the joos running around suing everyone to get their way. The joos already run the banks, HELLyWIERD, the International precious gem market, and two thirds of America's comic book stores. Most of them are LIEberals, like Barbara Streisand, Al Franken, Karl Marx, Monica Lewinsky, Jerry Springer, and Noam Chomsky. Now they want to tell us how to worship. What has this country come to when our morals and religion is determined by a bunch of hook-nosed, Christ-killin', dreidel-spinnin', deli-ownin', matsoh-munchin', bagel-boilin', Shekel-pinchin', Yentyl-watchin', interest-chargin', menorah-lightin', lox and cream cheese-spreadin', ACLU-joinin', JOOS....
Between the roof-fiddling Jews and the kiddy-fiddling Catholics, it's barely possible to recognise America anymore.


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