[wait_what]

Re: True Christian™ Tithe Squad FAQ

As I just posted in another thread, Malachi 3:8-12 is reason enough to pull out that no-limit American Express and max it out!

[Humongous]

Re: True Christian™ Tithe Squad FAQ

well, I'd like to tithe some of my Confederate gold coins to LBC, what we had in the Humongous family for generations? Them coins in real gold toboot! Nobody excepts them around here though. Maybe y'all all can melt em down or somethin.

YIC,
Lori Humongous

[Jerakk]

Re: True Christian™ Tithe Squad FAQ

I so want to tithe this month but with the increase in gas prices thanks to thank monkey obama and increased health care costs...thanks to obama... the cost of fuel and medical bills I have to pay for the injuries I received while serving in the army make it impossible at this time. Anyone know if I can actually sue that bastard? If so I'd gladly donate the money I get from that.

[XtianAnarchist]

Re: True Christian™ Tithe Squad FAQ

Believe it or not, Jesus was actually AGAINST tithing:

(see Matthew 23:23, Luke 11:42, Luke 18:9-14)

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: True Christian™ Tithe Squad FAQ

Believe it or not, Jesus was actually AGAINST tithing:

(see Matthew 23:23, Luke 11:42, Luke 18:9-14)

Liar! Jesus wants us to give until it hurts and then give some more!

If any True Christians out there want to listen to this guy.
I'll expect an extra love gift from you all just because of this feckless maggot!

Luke 21:1-4 And he looked up, and saw the rich men casting their gifts into the treasury. And he saw also a certain poor widow casting in thither two mites.
And he said, Of a truth I say unto you, that this poor widow hath cast in more than they all:
For all these have of their abundance cast in unto the offerings of God: but she of her penury hath cast in all the living that she had.

[XtianAnarchist]

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I didn't know you worshipped Supply Side Jesus...

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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I didn't know you worshipped Supply Side Jesus...

And the anarchist mask comes off. You're nothing but a garden variety commiecrat if you are posting Alf Ranken here.

[XtianAnarchist]

Re: True Christian™ Tithe Squad FAQ

And the anarchist mask comes off. You're nothing but a garden variety commiecrat if you are posting Alf Ranken here.

Not at all...in fact, I despise the liberal/leftist stance of further government intervention in our PERSONAL lives...I just know even a broken clock's right twice a day.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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Not at all...in fact, I despise the liberal/leftist stance of further government intervention in our PERSONAL lives...I just know even a broken clock's right twice a day.

Of course not, comrade. You post a video that mocks Jesus and is by a well known communist Jew mouthpiece and you're some anarchist.

Your story just doesn't add up.

[Dan U. Holier]

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I didn't know you worshipped Supply Side Jesus...

*Jesus-mocking video clip deleted*

It seems that you prefer liebrul wordiness over the Biblical conciseness and mocking Jesus instead of praising Him. You sir, seem to be anarcho-communists, not “Christian anarchist” – which is again, an oxymormon. FYI, commies and anarchists are birds of same feather – traditional allies as for instance during the Spanish Civil War.

2 Corinthians 9:11 Being enriched in every thing to all bountifulness, which causeth through us thanksgiving to God

If you don’t like the free-market principle, you can git out of the US of A!

USA! USA! USA! USA!

P.S.: a term “sovereign citizen” is an oxymormon as well.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pastor Pat wants to reinforce the sermon I gave last Sunday. People who tithe properly have no health or financial problems. None! Praise Jesus and know that if you get sick, it's because you haven't tithed enough.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: True Christian™ Tithe Squad FAQ

Pastor Pat wants to reinforce the sermon I gave last Sunday. People who tithe properly have no health or financial problems. None! Praise Jesus and know that if you get sick, it's because you haven't tithed enough.

Timely advice Pastor - with the golf play socialist Obama shutting down the government where would any right thinking Christian want to place his health and financial security. Jesus is open 24/7 with eternal life or ObamaCare and death panels.

[Levi Jones]

Re: True Christian™ Tithe Squad FAQ

Thankfully, our libertarian lifestyle is accomplished by hard work, pulling ourselves up by the bootstraps and generous tithes from people like you.

Give yourselves a big hand



into your wallets because HOA dues are coming up

[Persecuted Craig]

Re: True Christian™ Tithe Squad FAQ

Maybe some here have already read about this brave Christian leader's act to put tithing back on top of the priority list.

This is a great example of a pastor(not a real pastor due to having lady-parts, but close enough for this instance, i guess?) standing up for tithing and has lead the way in showing how to properly handle a greedy member of the food-serving-money-lovers industry that, in my opinion, should be thankful to have a job that pays $3.50/hr.

This hot-wing-handler got put in her place when this pastor stood strong for tithing and clearly wrote "I give God 10%, why do you get 18."

This proud voice of God refused to be persecuted and even had the strength to get this chili-cheesefry-monger fired after recognizing and taking credit for the otherwise non-identifiable image of the receipt attached.

Take the hint all of you un-Holy servants of anything other than Our Lord God: Keep your mouths shut and get me some more mozzarella sticks!

Whiny article written by the food wench about blah, blah, blah

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: True Christian™ Tithe Squad FAQ

My husband's just called from what he called "somewhere sandy" to say that he's delayed on business and I need to sort out payment of the tithe due tomorrow. I don't have the Swiss bank details (LBC's, that is - obviously I have ours) and I can't get any reply from the office. Could a Senior Pastor maybe send me a private message about this? Thanks.