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Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-13-2014, 02:04 PM
Pope Frances has now completely lost the plot and says he would happily baptise aliens.
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Pope Francis has said that if Martians came to him asking to be baptised he wouldn't turn them away.
The pontiff has said that he would be willing to baptise creatures from another planet if they came to the Vatican, asking “who are we to close doors” to anyone.
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Right, because they only close the doors to their evil cult when people are trapped on the inside.
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Pope Francis is not the first one to hint at alien baptism. Vatican Scientist Guy Consolmagno suggested in 2010 that aliens might have souls and could be baptized if they asked for it.
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Vatican Scientist???? He's the Pope's Astrologer!
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-13-2014, 02:49 PM
A sad piece of news but no surprise. Fluffy lieberals seem to thrive on these "aliens", although I suspect they might be suffering from a disease, probably associated to sodomy.
Some years ago the demonic demoncrats had a similar fad.
This was published in a respectable newspaper.
Exodus 18:3 does not mean this in my opinion.
Again, something that connects papists and demoncrats.
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-13-2014, 02:49 PM
Have the Romanist priests run out of earthling altar boys to rape?
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-13-2014, 07:30 PM
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Have the Romanist priests run out of earthling altar boys to rape?
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I think pope has ment that their backdoors in The Catlick Church are open to every catholic priest
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-13-2014, 08:54 PM
So all of you are acknowledging that aliens exist??
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-13-2014, 09:07 PM
Well let's see... if there are other life forms in the Universe than SURELY they are also children of God and as such would be welcome into the Church HE built on The Rock of Saint Peter!
Are you Baptwits suggesting that God's children are not to be blessed if they accept Jesus as their personal saviour?
As always, the Church, and its brilliant new Pontiff, are seeing the bigger picture with the usual eye for science and the possibilities it brings mankind.
Bless you, my Fox News fundies,
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-13-2014, 09:10 PM
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So all of you are acknowledging that aliens exist??
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You have serious problem. I think your bad behavior is a symptom of sin. You have chosen the sin of dyslexia and that might also be the reason why you smoke weed.
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-13-2014, 10:57 PM
Aliens are demons. Everyone knows that!
The pope is also a demon. He is like the head demon who is in charge of Earth. His job is to send as many people as he can to . I'd saying he is doing a good job because everyone knows is mostly full with Catlicks.
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-13-2014, 11:09 PM
Those papist shysters will shake ANYONE down for a buck.
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-13-2014, 11:13 PM
Next he'll be baptizing chickens....
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-14-2014, 08:03 AM
The current pope is obviously not the first one to show interest in demonic "aliens". It is quite feasible that the constant sodomization (Leviticus 18:22) of underage males leads to 1) entrance of Satan via the orifice intended for exit only, and 2) the subsequent possession that changes children into these "aliens" .
We know that Hitler was in good terms with the pope:
And we also know that he had close connections to these "aliens":
Thus, it is absolutely no surprise that the current pope is trying 3) to mislead the public into "believing in aliens" (no way the minuscule "planets" or "stars" could host actual living entities). He is 4) hiding something sinister (as always). I think that 5) the Cat Licks must have been the actual driving force that led to the situations depicted in these pictures.
Most disturbing . Time you allocate some hours on prayer and contemplation on this. Thanks again, Sister Mrs. Attila, for these precious data.
Ephesians 5:12 For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.
I hope to see more and more of Cat Licks led into this True Christian™ Forum by JESUS. I'm doing some serious praying on that.
Praise GOD.
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-14-2014, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
A sad piece of news but no surprise. Fluffy lieberals seem to thrive on these "aliens", although I suspect they might be suffering from a disease, probably associated to sodomy.
Some years ago the demonic demoncrats had a similar fad.
This was published in a respectable newspaper.
Exodus 18:3 does not mean this in my opinion.
Again, something that connects papists and demoncrats.
Yours in Christ,
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Wow.
I always knew Chelsea Clinton was rather ugly, but I never suspected that it was because she was an ILLEGAL ALIEN*!!!!
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* Or is this what they call an anchor baby?
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-14-2014, 05:53 PM
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Wow.
I always knew Chelsea Clinton was rather ugly, but I never suspected that it was because she was an ILLEGAL ALIEN*!!!!
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* Or is this what they call an anchor baby?
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-14-2014, 11:40 PM
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So all of you are acknowledging that aliens exist??
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No, we do not. The point is that there is no such thing as a space alien and the Roman Pope's desire to get his hands on one is further evidence that he is not a Christian, nor is any other Roman.
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-15-2014, 03:12 PM
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I hope to see more and more of Cat Licks led into this True Christian™ Forum by JESUS. I'm doing some serious praying on that.
Praise GOD.
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-15-2014, 03:59 PM
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I used to be a Cat Lick, but Praise Jesus, my eyes have been opened to that blasphemy!
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How promising, Dearest Butt. Why don't you introduce yourself properly here, tell us about how you found Jesus, what you favorite Bible verses are, how you work to spread the Good Word, where you go to Church etc.
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
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Awww, "butt" it's so fitting!
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-15-2014, 04:35 PM
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Awww, "butt" it's so fitting!
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-15-2014, 04:35 PM
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Awww, "butt" it's so fitting!
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Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens -
05-15-2014, 05:10 PM
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Those papist shysters will shake ANYONE down for a buck.
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Catholic and shylock come from the same etymological root, among the jewish mud peoples of North Africa where they were indoctrinated into Pagan pole worship by the pharoahs of Egypt, in exchange for arranging large bricks into neat piles.
There is really no way to communicate with the savage jew race unless you write it backwards on a dollar bill or a paper shekel.
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