[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I'm not making excuses for the fellow. But perhaps he forgot to roll her in flour first and got confused...?

[Lunadea]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Whatever the case, it still supports my point of, in order to assist in getting the seed to the right area, a simple bit of guidance would fix the problem in seconds.
As opposed to continued attempts at floundering around in the dark (no pun intended ).
Which is better?

Good point Mrs Van Whatsit, that's just what I think myself! Although I can't help thinking that even with a bit of guidance there's still going to be a lot of floundering about in the dark literally in this case.

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Lunadea

You must be joking. Man on female counts as sodomy in law and according to the dictionaries.

Save your silly definitions, heathen.
Without the Bible, you wouldn't even have the word 'sodomy' so you don't have any say whatsover about what it is defined as!

Always has, always will. No argument about it. He's a sodomite and committed buggery too. The man is bound for hell for sure if you bapwits are correct in your interpretation of the scribblings you over-rate so much.

What did the men of SODOM want to do? Have sex with men. (Thus: sodomy.)

Although he may be a sodomite in the sense that he who commits one sin is guilty of them all.. (James 2:10)
As yes, he did "bugger" her.. (and thus murdered the unborn! ) but he didn't commit sodomy:
It's only sodomy when a man does something vile with/to another man.

Ignorance is no excuse he has to be stoned. His wife should be stoned too. doesn't it say if a man buggerize or sodomize anything he and the thing has to be put down? Sure it does. He has to be taken to the gates of the city and stoned until he's dead.

No, it doesn't say anything that "if a man 'buggerize' ANYTHING he has to be put down."

It says:
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination:
They shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

Also, it doesn't say exactly how we are to kill homers, just that they are to be killed:
Burning them, shooting them, hanging them etc...
It's just as viable a sentence as stoning.

[Lady Sorrow]

Oh my. The poor woman. What an unfortunate experience! I can only hope that when a suitable man is chosen for me, the same does not happen!

As to the woman in question, perhaps, like Mother Glendora said, the naughty parts need to be identified by the husband in question? My, how horrible.

[Lunadea]

Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker

Save your silly definitions, heathen.
Without the Bible, you wouldn't even have the word 'sodomy' so you don't have any say whatsover about what it is defined as!

What did the men of SODOM want to do? Have sex with men. (Thus: sodomy.)

Although he may be a sodomite in the sense that he who commits one sin is guilty of them all.. (James 2:10)
As yes, he did "bugger" her.. (and thus murdered the unborn! ) but he didn't commit sodomy:
It's only sodomy when a man does something vile with/to another man.

No, it doesn't say anything that "if a man 'buggerize' ANYTHING he has to be put down."

It says:
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination:
They shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

Also, it doesn't say exactly how we are to kill homers, just that they are to be killed:
Burning them, shooting them, hanging them etc...
It's just as viable a sentence as stoning.

No, I don't have any say how it's defined. It's defined by how it's used and it means rear-end intercourse man on man or man on woman. That's the way it's used and I've seen True Christians use it that way. change it to suit yourself you are not talking English.

Of course he committed sodomy. the men of sodom wanted to rear end people (aand this was before the motor car). That's what sodomy is. He sodomised and buggerised his wife. He should be put to death:

Lev 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

Lev 20:16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

See it says that if he buggerizes anything they both should be put to death. Stoning is fine. there is plenty of precedent for it. I remember Brother One-Eyed-Jack the great theologian who was a zillion times brighter than you saying that we could sometimes infer things from the KJV1611. We can too. We can infer that the men of sodom wanted to rear end things. not just other men but anything in their path. And beasts.

This husband of this woman is not a Godly man or god would have guided him into the proper port. He's under an evil influence action should be taken before it's too late.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Lunadea

No, I don't have any say how it's defined. It's defined by how it's used and it means rear-end intercourse man on man or man on woman. That's the way it's used and I've seen True Christians use it that way. change it to suit yourself you are not talking English.

Of course he committed sodomy. the men of sodom wanted to rear end people (aand this was before the motor car). That's what sodomy is. He sodomised and buggerised his wife. He should be put to death:


See it says that if he buggerizes anything they both should be put to death. Stoning is fine. there is plenty of precedent for it. I remember Brother One-Eyed-Jack the great theologian who was a zillion times brighter than you saying that we could sometimes infer things from the KJV1611. We can too. We can infer that the men of sodom wanted to rear end things. not just other men but anything in their path. And beasts.

No it doesn't. I don't know if you have allowed a Jap to sodomise you in the ear or what, but the KJV clearly states that men who lie with men as with women are to be put to death; nowhere does it mention men who lie with women as if they were men. And those verses you posted are relevant only to those folk (usually Welshmen or Kiwis) who fornicate with animals; while it may sometimes be difficult to tell women and cows apart it would be a Darwinist heresy to equate them.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Lunadea

Good point Mrs Van Whatsit, that's just what I think myself! Although I can't help thinking that even with a bit of guidance there's still going to be a lot of floundering about in the dark literally in this case.

So it would seem.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

So.....

They had [deleted] on the first night?

Okay.

Well.....

So what?

If she liked it, then she did.

As for the dude......

Someone failed sex ed, for sure.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

You mean what's the big deal? I think Hell is a pretty big deal. At least it is to me. She should lay there, keep her mouth shut and not move a muscle until she's been fertilized!

(I've lost count how many times I've asked this question on these forums...but here it goes again!)

Where's the fun in that?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Joo

(I've lost count how many times I've asked this question on these forums...but here it goes again!)

Where's the fun in that?

None that I can see. If it isn't supposed to feel good, then why do we have all those sensitive nerve endings there, and why do they seem to have a direct connection to the pleasure centers of the brain?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Dances with Joy

None that I can see. If it isn't supposed to feel good, then why do we have all those sensitive nerve endings there, and why do they seem to have a direct connection to the pleasure centers of the brain?

It must be total coincidence, or perhaps even a conspiracy of Satan's to test people's faith.

[Window-Lickky]

Originally Posted by Joo

It must be total coincidence, or perhaps even a conspiracy of Satan's to test people's faith.

But "god" made the humans. Satan had nothing to do with god's handiwork.

Might I also add, "god" is an EXCELLENT craftsmen. This neck here, that could be broken and cause instant death, FOOL PROOF! And these wrists, in which an accident can cut, and cause one to bleed to death. PERFECTLY HARMLESS.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Window-Lickky

But "god" made the humans. Satan had nothing to do with god's handiwork.

Might I also add, "god" is an EXCELLENT craftsmen. This neck here, that could be broken and cause instant death, FOOL PROOF! And these wrists, in which an accident can cut, and cause one to bleed to death. PERFECTLY HARMLESS.

And the Achilles tendon! If that's injured we only can't walk. Not like being able to move and run isn't important.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Originally Posted by Dances with Joy

None that I can see. If it isn't supposed to feel good, then why do we have all those sensitive nerve endings there, and why do they seem to have a direct connection to the pleasure centers of the brain?

*consults the "Generic Landover Answers" booklet*

Ahh, here's one that suits. *coughs*. "The Lord made us this way so that we may prove our strength of will and devotion to the lord and his teachings". Yeah, that sounds like the kind of answer that would suit here.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Don't you little Hellbound faggits have anything better to do than to persecute God's Chosen and waste GODLY banwith? I bet you guys are all obese, zit-faced, pasty white little losers that never leave home and eat cheetos and McDee's all day.

It's summer time. shouldn't you Homers be out blowing up frogs with fire crackers, sodomizing farms animals and each other? You are going to Hell anyway..........

Shooo Demons! Shoooo!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Originally Posted by Joo

And the Achilles tendon! If that's injured we only can't walk. Not like being able to move and run isn't important.

Not to mention it was the ancient punishment for slaves who attempted to escape. For their disobedience, they'd have their Achilles Tendon severed. Wasn't god a genius when he created us?

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

blowing up frogs with fire crackers

Funny you should mention that...

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

Don't you little Hellbound faggits have anything better to do than to persecute God's Chosen and waste GODLY banwith? I bet you guys are all obese, zit-faced, pasty white little losers that never leave home and eat cheetos and McDee's all day.

It's summer time. shouldn't you Homers be out blowing up frogs with fire crackers, sodomizing farms animals and each other? You are going to Hell anyway..........

Shooo Demons! Shoooo!

Looks like you'd suck at gambling.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It

Not to mention it was the ancient punishment for slaves who attempted to escape. For their disobedience, they'd have their Achilles Tendon severed. Wasn't god a genius when he created us?

See? God gave His chosen an inbuilt mechanism for protecting their property! Glory! And don't forget the immortal soul - could you intelligently design one of those?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Window-Lickky

But "god" made the humans. Satan had nothing to do with god's handiwork.

Might I also add, "god" is an EXCELLENT craftsmen. This neck here, that could be broken and cause instant death, FOOL PROOF! And these wrists, in which an accident can cut, and cause one to bleed to death. PERFECTLY HARMLESS.

Fool. God made satan too!

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

And where did you get the idea that God made all Mankind indestructable? Did that voice in your head tell you that?

We are made invincible ONLY through Christ. With Him all things are possible. With your master satan, you are like a pile of faggots, waiting to be burned.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Fool. God made satan too!

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

And where did you get the idea that God made all Mankind indestructable? Did that voice in your head tell you that?

We are made invincible ONLY through Christ. With Him all things are possible. With your master satan, you are like a pile of faggots, waiting to be burned.

Why did God create Satan? Was it just for kicks?