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The Sims Caused the Overwatch Scourge -
04-04-2017, 03:04 PM
Brothers and Sisters,
As millions of Americans and also lesser important people are sucked into the satanic scourge that is Overwatch, we must not allow ourselves to forget that The Sims was the precursor to demonic electronic gaming. The Sims, selling more game cassettes than Pong and Pac Man, made it possible for players to allow men to fall in love with men, women to fall in love with women, and create huge houses with elaborate decorations that only a homosexual would conceive.
It wasn't long before Grand Theft Auto briefly overshadowed the Sims. In GTA, the entire purpose is to kill and elude police while driving a car down the sidewalk and engaging in premarital s-e-x. In the Sims, the player is encouraged to travel to the city and partake in drinking games and gambling and to develop relationships with other sims which almost always lead to s-e-x and p-r-e-g-n-a-n-c-y. One of the Sims, it is rumored, gave birth to the Overwatch character Elucidian, who is Lord of Lust in that game. I have it on good authority that the creators of Overwatch were PAID for distribution of their sinful game. The more wholesome electronic games such as Sonic the Hedgehog and Paperboy had no s-e-x in them and those games were distributed without fee.
When the devil enters the scene, however, that's when everything goes downhill. Soon, teenage boys were masturbating while they lusted after characters such as Seth and Harry, secret characters only available through an "Easter Egg" in the Overwatch game. Seth's enormous endowment takes up most of the 50 inch screen on my television. Harry visits Sim Villages and kidnaps characters for use in Overwatch and Grand Theft Auto. My sources tell me that the next planned character is one based on Mike Brady from the long-lived, family friendly "Brady Bunch." However, Mike is a ruthless homosexual bent on destroying the church established by Angela, who is Overwatch's only Christian character. My source works for the game's maker, and would not steer me wrong about this.
It is time to take away the game systems from the hands of our children. It is time to remove access to cellular telephones and tablets. It is time to get back to the Bible, which for years was the only entertainment in most households. When children thrill to stories of Nebuchadnezzar, Samson, Feeding the 5000, and the Annunciation of Mary, video games will flee their consciousness and Jesus will be their hero until God declares "Game Over."
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: The Sims Caused the Overwatch Scourge -
04-04-2017, 05:57 PM
Err. . . BrotherLarry? The "Annunciation of Mary" thing has a whiff of Catholic incense about it. Baptists appreciate the story of Gabriel's visit to Mary with the gift of God's Sperm and all that, but it's not really a specific celebration with capitalization and that sort of thing.
Not that I am correcting you or trying to instruct you or anything of that nature! But, when you see a brother with his fly unzipped, it's one's Christian duty to point that out.
Speaking of flies, were they very numerous in South America? You must have been beating them off with both hands.
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Re: The Sims Caused the Overwatch Scourge -
04-04-2017, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
One of the Sims, it is rumored, gave birth to the Overwatch character Elucidian, who is Lord of Lust in that game.
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I have never heard of that character. Do you have an image of that character?
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Re: The Sims Caused the Overwatch Scourge -
04-04-2017, 10:35 PM
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I have never heard of that character. Do you have an image of that character?
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You have an uncanny knack for missing the point, did you know that?
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Re: The Sims Caused the Overwatch Scourge -
04-04-2017, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Err. . . BrotherLarry? The "Annunciation of Mary" thing has a whiff of Catholic incense about it. Baptists appreciate the story of Gabriel's visit to Mary with the gift of God's Sperm and all that, but it's not really a specific celebration with capitalization and that sort of thing.
Not that I am correcting you or trying to instruct you or anything of that nature! But, when you see a brother with his fly unzipped, it's one's Christian duty to point that out.
Speaking of flies, were they very numerous in South America? You must have been beating them off with both hands.
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Oh, Sister, if you had any idea of how many men I've seen with their flies wide open. But that's not important right now.
When I think of the Annunciation, I capitalize it because it is one of the greatest times in human history.
Finally, yes - there were several flies in South America and I was beating off every one in sight for hours on end. I'll be headed home soon, Sister.
Brother Larry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: The Sims Caused the Overwatch Scourge -
04-05-2017, 06:16 AM
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You have an uncanny knack for missing the point, did you know that?
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I just want to know what character he is referring to as I have never heard of that character in Overwatch.
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Re: The Sims Caused the Overwatch Scourge -
04-05-2017, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Dotty too
I just want to know what character he is referring to as I have never heard of that character in Overwatch.
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It is up to you to do your own homework.
Maybe research the game a bit before ponticating about it and not look foolish?
Proverbs 10:23 It is as sport to a fool to do mischief: but a man of understanding hath wisdom.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: The Sims Caused the Overwatch Scourge -
04-05-2017, 02:32 PM
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It is up to you to do your own homework.
Maybe research the game a bit before ponticating about it and not look foolish?
Proverbs 10:23 It is as sport to a fool to do mischief: but a man of understanding hath wisdom.
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I play Overwatch, I've read all the comic watched all the animated shorts and not once have I heard of the character Elucidian.
I mean all I'm asking for is a picture is that really that hard to provide?
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Re: The Sims Caused the Overwatch Scourge -
04-05-2017, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dotty too
I play Overwatch, I've read all the comic watched all the animated shorts and not once have I heard of the character Elucidian.
I mean all I'm asking for is a picture is that really that hard to provide?
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Not to belabor the point that you continue to miss, but we are not in the business of helping you become more knowledgeable regarding the game lore of Overwatch.
Our mission here is to help you and others like you to become more knowledgeable about the Bible. We do this because we don't want to see people live in fear of the fires of hell.
We have the sort of love in our hearts that pushes us to help others escape this fear.
1 John 4:18
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love.
Above all else, we want to set you and the rest of the world free.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free
Here at Landover Baptist Church, we are dedicated to the Truth™ about God, Jesus, the Bible and religion.
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Re: The Sims Caused the Overwatch Scourge -
04-05-2017, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Not to belabor the point that you continue to miss, but we are not in the business of helping you become more knowledgeable regarding the game lore of Overwatch.
Our mission here is to help you and others like you to become more knowledgeable about the Bible. We do this because we don't want to see people live in fear of the fires of hell.
We have the sort of love in our hearts that pushes us to help others escape this fear.
1 John 4:18
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love.
Above all else, we want to set you and the rest of the world free.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free
Here at Landover Baptist Church, we are dedicated to the Truth™ about God, Jesus, the Bible and religion.
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Re: The Sims Caused the Overwatch Scourge -
04-05-2017, 08:16 PM
Dotty, it appears that you are now on moderation. That seems a shame because many of your questions suggest a sincere desire to understand the True Christian™ mindset.
For my part, I am making a sincere effort to communicate our desire to open your eyes to some of the more controversial realities of using the Bible as a moral and social template for life in the 21st century.
Please try to grasp the fact that the True Christians™ of Landover Baptist Church hold themselves to a different standard than that of most people identifying themselves as Christians nowadays.
We are not trying to increase church attendance by presenting a "feel good" version of Biblical faith with a warm and fuzzy image of Jesus Christ as a counterpoint to the harsher persona of Almighty God as portrayed in the Old Testament.
Regardless of who despises us for doing so, we perceive and present the fundamental ideological consistency between both the Old and New Testaments.
Many who consider themselves true believers and who would insist that the Bible is the revealed, consistent Word of God function within a wholly inconsistent perception of these two portions of their own holy scriptures.
Then there are others, that consider themselves non-believers, who think to note inconsistencies throughout the Bible, but their own arguments lack any thread of consistency.
Our struggle is against the weak reasoning on both ends of the spectrum.
The purpose of our work here is not to cause you distress or to discourage any interest in learning about the Bible. It's there for you and others to read and we exhort everyone to look it over for themselves.
But we are not here to provide information about the world at large or to entertain debate over which parts of the Bible should be jettisoned as unworkable for life in our modern era.
In the fourth chapter of the Gospel of Matthew, Jesus is recorded as telling the Devil himself that, "Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God."
This statement, from the mouth of their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, should be enough to convince believers that they can't set aside some parts of the Bible like the wilted leaves on a head of lettuce, and make a more appetizing salad using only the greenest, fresh leaves.
They should also discern the point that, if God's Words are as essential to a believer's life as the food needed to sustain their existence, then video games and other forms of amusement are way, way down on the list of things that should matter in this world.*
*Matthew 4:4 KJV
But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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