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Default Myself - 10-06-2009, 03:07 AM

Well, I haven't really gotten around to this so, hear it is. Myself.
I was born and raised in the town of Labelle, Canada. My mother took me and my sister to Church every Sunday, though my father showed no desire to go. When I was 5 my parents divorced. I saw my mother every weekend, and she continued to take me to Church. When I was 9, my mother died of an aneurysm. I stopped going to Church. I grieved for my mother every night for a few weeks, then stopped. She would want me to be happy.
So, I am currently 17, going to John Abbott college in Montreal to become a History teacher. I live with my sister and a roomate.
Well, feel free to ask me any questions you may have. Please be polite.
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Default Re: Myself - 10-06-2009, 03:26 AM

Pierce,

You're a young man searching for something that has been right in front of your face since you got here. It's time to accept Jesus.

Pray Pastor Billy Ruben's prayer.

Dear God,
I know that I am a worthless depraved sinner, hated in your sight. I know that I am not worthy of your grace, and I know that I deserve to be tormented forever in the Hell that You created for me. I believe that Jesus died for my sin, and I am willing to turn from sin and live my life only for you. I now invite Jesus into my life and heart as my personal Savior.

Amen


Then, you should feel the love of the Holy Spirit come over you. It should be something like this.

Courtesy of Pastor Zeke,



Please record it, so we can verify.

Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: Myself - 10-06-2009, 03:37 AM

What do you mean, "Record it?" I dont have a webcam, sadly.... if i were considering it.
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Default Re: Myself - 10-06-2009, 03:42 AM

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What do you mean, "Record it?" I dont have a webcam, sadly.... if i were considering it.
That's too bad. I guess your word for it followed by a weepy post would be, um, okay.


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Default Re: Myself - 10-06-2009, 03:47 AM

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That's too bad. I guess your word for it followed by a weepy post would be, um, okay.
You see, I, personally , dont trust anyone. Im not going to say that, because how could you know it was right? I could be lying. Also, how do I know that man in the video was an Atheist? He could have simply been hired to say that.
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You see, I, personally , dont trust anyone. Im not going to say that, because how could you know it was right? I could be lying. Also, how do I know that man in the video was an Atheist? He could have simply been hired to say that.
Ive gotta say, im with James. How do I know he's not just a paid actor?
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Default Re: Myself - 10-06-2009, 04:12 AM

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You see, I, personally , dont trust anyone. Im not going to say that, because how could you know it was right? I could be lying. Also, how do I know that man in the video was an Atheist? He could have simply been hired to say that.
So you think he was actually a Christian who was pretending to cry because he was converted from being an atheist?

That makes sense.


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Default Re: Myself - 10-06-2009, 04:27 AM

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So you think he was actually a Christian who was pretending to cry because he was converted from being an atheist?

That makes sense.
No offense to you, Mr Levi. I've simply been lied to many times, im not sure who to believe.
The only word I trust is that of Our Lord Jesus.
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Default Re: Myself - 10-06-2009, 04:34 AM

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No offense to you, Mr Levi. I've simply been lied to many times, im not sure who to believe.
The only word I trust is that of Our Lord Jesus.
Again, I have to agree with you. People lie too often.
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Default Re: Myself - 10-06-2009, 04:37 AM

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Again, I have to agree with you. People lie too often.
Oh, save your time. You're trying to lure me to Satan with your attempt to turn me against the members of Landover Baptist. I will rephrase: I also trust the members of Landover Bapist who aren't Unsaved Trash.
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Default Re: Myself - 10-06-2009, 11:10 AM

Pierce, you have so little knowledge. You flip between believing some snippet of information you read from some single obscure person to failing to believe legions of people telling you the same things. We are Godly people here. We have nothing to gain by helping you find your way. You have everything to lose by not listening to the word of God. It would break my heart to see a fine young man with so much promise get lost in the sea of uncertainty and doubt. We are throwing you a life line, please, please take t.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Myself - 10-06-2009, 01:28 PM

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Pierce, you have so little knowledge. You flip between believing some snippet of information you read from some single obscure person to failing to believe legions of people telling you the same things. We are Godly people here. We have nothing to gain by helping you find your way. You have everything to lose by not listening to the word of God. It would break my heart to see a fine young man with so much promise get lost in the sea of uncertainty and doubt. We are throwing you a life line, please, please take t.
Im sure he came in here wanting to be saved, but he can't admit it.
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Im sure he came in here wanting to be saved, but he can't admit it.
Well, that is what I see in his words. But he keeps spitting on God. At some point, the phlegm running down His face will not longer be washed away by His tears and He will turn angry.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I was born and raised in the town of Labelle, Canada.
Well, it's harder to find Jesus if you're Canadian, but not impossible. You've come to the right place!

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I grieved for my mother every night for a few weeks, then stopped.
Excellent. You're mother's in Hell now, so there's no need to worry about her, she's beyond hope. You need to look to your own salvation. Here's what Jesus had to say about mourning dead family members:

And he said unto another, Follow me. But he said, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father. Jesus said unto him, Let the dead bury their dead: but go thou and preach the kingdom of God. Luke 9:60-61

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I don't think I've heard about that Bible college. You are going to a Christian college, right?

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Excellent. I suggest you start reading at Genesis and stop at Revelation. There's lots of great history in the Bible.

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Well, I do have one question. Why do you Canadians always say "aboot" when you mean "about?"


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Well, it's harder to find Jesus if you're Canadian, but not impossible. You've come to the right place!

Excellent. You're mother's in Hell now, so there's no need to worry about her, she's beyond hope. You need to look to your own salvation. Here's what Jesus had to say about mourning dead family members:

And he said unto another, Follow me. But he said, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father. Jesus said unto him, Let the dead bury their dead: but go thou and preach the kingdom of God. Luke 9:60-61

I don't think I've heard about that Bible college. You are going to a Christian college, right?

Excellent. I suggest you start reading at Genesis and stop at Revelation. There's lots of great history in the Bible.

Well, I do have one question. Why do you Canadians always say "aboot" when you mean "about?"
To answer your questions:
1) I still dont understand why this is said. Can anyone explain why Canada is hated here?

2)My mother was Christian until her dying breath. I hope she went to
heaven.

3)No, John Abbott is not a Christian College.

4)I've honestly never read the Bible, but I like to have everyone's point of view. When I get the chance, im going to read every Holy Book of each religion of the world. Also, I plan to become a Medieval Historian, not Religious.

5) Haha, I always wondered why some Canadians say that too. Its mainly people from Newfoundland that have that stereotypical accent, but there are other places that have it.
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Default Re: Myself - 10-07-2009, 04:06 AM

God hates Canada.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Myself - 10-07-2009, 01:41 PM

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Really? Show me where in the Bible it says that.
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Really? Show me where in the Bible it says that.
Why? You don't believe in the Word of God anyway.

Pearls before swine.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Myself - 10-07-2009, 04:27 PM

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Why? You don't believe in the Word of God anyway.

Pearls before swine.
You're right, Pastor. I dont. But I notice you didnt answer my question. Most likely because it doesn't say that in the Bible. However, i will point out that the US (so called God's country, which is wrong) has as many if not MORE heathens than Canada. Canada has 35 million people. The US has 307 million. There are as many as 50 million heathens in the US. So, if anything, the US is less holy than Canada.

PS: i assume you disprove of Obama? If so, i agree with you, but for different reason, i think.
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Default Re: Myself - 10-07-2009, 05:12 PM

Now Pierce, there is no point in explaining anything to you. You do not care and ignore what is told to you. Pavlov would not be famous had he known you.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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