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09-29-2009, 05:00 AM
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Isn't "Levi" a brand of jeans?
Why are you named after a brand of jeans for?
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Since you are on Landover Baptist Church's forums, I assume you have heard of a tome called the Bible. Within said codex is mention of a man named Jacob who had 12 sons. Those sons went on to found the 12 tribes of Israel. One of them happened to be named Levi.
You see my parents named me Levi when my father's name happened to be Jones.
Something that has not been lost on me since kindergarten. Lord forgive me, YOU JERK!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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09-29-2009, 05:07 AM
Sorry, didn't mean to offend. I didn't believe the name Levi was in the bible.
It doesn't sound like a biblical name.
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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09-29-2009, 05:15 AM
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Sorry, didn't mean to offend. I didn't believe the name Levi was in the bible.
It doesn't sound like a biblical name.
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Then what are you doing here? What sort of name is Sungstra? Are you an abo?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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09-29-2009, 05:22 AM
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Then what are you doing here? I am on here because I want to try and look at religion from a... different perspective. I want to see what peoples attitudes are towards different things and why they think those ways. What sort of name is Sungstra? samSUNG telSTRA were two things in front of me on my desk. Telstra stands for Telecommunications Australia (mobile phone brand) and Samsung is an appliance of mine. Are you an abo? I am not an aboriginal, and that term "abo" is an offensive word used to describe one
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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09-29-2009, 05:47 AM
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I am on here because I want to try and look at religion from a... different perspective. I want to see what peoples attitudes are towards different things and why they think those ways.
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Then why not just lurk? Why post?
There has to be a name for your type. You remind me of the smelly Germans who have been hiking all over the desert in February for a month. You want to be a tourist in Christianity.
Mark 8:34
Whosoever will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me.
To paraphrase what a very smart man here once wrote.
He's not talking about your 40 pound backpack of christian tourism. He meant to pick up the 150 pound beams of wood and follow Him whole heartedly.
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Are you an abo?
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No son, I'm an American.
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I am not an aboriginal, and that term "abo" is an offensive word used to describe one
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Lordy me, I did not know that. Tell me about them. Do you see them often? Do you live near them?
In and around Arizona, there were many injuns whose third language is American behind their tribal gibberish and the messican.
They all get free health care, a dividend check from their tribal casinos, free border crossing (smuggling), federal checks and they shake you down across the border to buy gum and bracelets.
I always give them Chick tracts and nothing else.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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09-29-2009, 06:03 AM
I think you'll find I have as much right to become a member of this forum as you do Levi. If I had wanted to lurk, then I would have.
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09-29-2009, 06:26 AM
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I think you'll find I have as much right to become a member of this forum as you do Levi. If I had wanted to lurk, then I would have.
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Listen, smart ass. You see what's below Levi's name? True Christian™. What's below yours? Unsaved Trash. This forum is meant for people like Levi (True Christians™) and not for Godmockers like yourself.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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09-29-2009, 06:43 AM
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I think you'll find I have as much right to become a member of this forum as you do Levi. If I had wanted to lurk, then I would have.
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Those first two questions were more than questions, friend.
They were the friendliest pieces of advice you'll get for your entire stay here, I'll wager, unless you start praising Jesus.
So no comment on my post? It's such a shame when I try to reach out to unsaved trash and they don't answer.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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09-29-2009, 07:21 AM
I know what your doing, your trying to get me to retaliate so you have an excuse to ban me. It won't work.
Are you still hissy because I thought you were named after a brand of jeans? I did say sorry you know.
Rev. I am not a Godmocker. Going to a Christian forum to mock God would be counter-productive.
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09-29-2009, 07:24 AM
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I know what your doing, your trying to get me to retaliate so you have an excuse to ban me. It won't work.
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I don't need an excuse to ban people. But I'm sure you wouldn't want to find that out for yourself.
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Rev. I am not a Godmocker. Going to a Christian forum to mock God would be counter-productive.
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Yes it would be counterproductive, but guess what? We have many counterproductive Godmocking trolls who come here and disrupt our peaceful little forum. So far, you haven't shown yourself to be trustworthy which is why I have my eye on you.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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09-29-2009, 07:35 AM
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I don't need an excuse to ban people. But I'm sure you wouldn't want to find that out for yourself.
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Right.
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Yes it would be counterproductive, but guess what? We have many counterproductive Godmocking trolls who come here and disrupt our peaceful little forum. So far, you haven't shown yourself to be trustworthy which is why I have my eye on you.
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I understand.
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09-29-2009, 12:44 PM
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I think you'll find I have as much right to become a member of this forum as you do Levi. If I had wanted to lurk, then I would have.
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-30-2009, 02:54 PM
Jeez, you guys aren't being all that welcoming. How do you ever expect to convert people if you bully them? "You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar", as the saying goes.
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09-30-2009, 03:04 PM
I already have three completely unwarranted infractions.
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09-30-2009, 03:09 PM
Lol, yeah, get used to those. The best thing to do is just smile and accept them.
P.S.
I like your award! (That's not sarcasm, I mean it. I think it's the coolest award I've seen yet.)
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09-30-2009, 03:14 PM
They changed my avatar to a picture of Fosters Beer (I don't drink beer) and call me an offensive term for an aboriginal even though I am not an Aboriginal and as for the infractions it's so silly. I make one posting mistake (I can't edit) and I receive a 100 point infraction that never expires.
I do find some of their views interesting though,
I will not be driven out.
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09-30-2009, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Sungstra
They changed my avatar to a picture of Fosters Beer (I don't drink beer) and call me an offensive term for an aboriginal even though I am not an Aboriginal and as for the infractions it's so silly. I make one posting mistake (I can't edit) and I receive a 100 point infraction that never expires.
I do find some of their views interesting though,
I will not be driven out.
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Friend,
The only way for you to fix your problems is to admit you have one. Your denial is not helping anyone.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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09-30-2009, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Sungstra
They changed my avatar to a picture of Fosters Beer (I don't drink beer) and call me an offensive term for an aboriginal even though I am not an Aboriginal and as for the infractions it's so silly. I make one posting mistake (I can't edit) and I receive a 100 point infraction that never expires. Oh honey, that's nothing! You should see the things they say about me! It's okay, though, really. They're mean, but they have good hearts. (You should check out some of my infractions, by the way; they're really quite amusing... most of the time.)
I do find some of their views interesting though, Oh? Which ones? "Interesting" isn't the word I'd use, lol!
I will not be driven out.
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Attaboy, that's the attitude! When you're able to PM and add friends, you should add me.
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Friend,
The only way for you to fix your problems is to admit you have one. Your denial is not helping anyone.
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You mean like how you won't admit to having a crush on me, and wanting to have a threesome with myself and Captain Kirk? It's okay, Bobby, just admit to it. Once you do that, you can learn to accept that it's just not gonna happen. *Pats your shoulder*
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09-30-2009, 03:32 PM
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You mean like how you won't admit to having a crush on me, and wanting to have a threesome with myself and Captain Kirk? It's okay, Bobby, just admit to it. Once you do that, you can learn to accept that it's just not gonna happen. *Pats your shoulder*
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Alliee,
Ask my ex-wife, ask any man in Freehold. I do not lust after women.
No cut it out.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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09-30-2009, 03:34 PM
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Attaboy, that's the attitude! When you're able to PM and add friends, you should add me.
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I am interested in sociology and what makes people tick... and I want to find out what makes these people in these forums tick. It can't be as simple as just following a bible.
That and the fact that I am interested in Politics and Religion.
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