The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. |
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 64
Join Date: Sep 2009
|
|
Re: Lost and curious -
10-05-2009, 05:45 AM
LostgirlNY you look pretty hot, I'd hook up with ya without the island or dowry. How about it eh?
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Lost and curious -
10-05-2009, 05:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blakeyoung
LostgirlNY you look pretty hot, I'd hook up with ya without the island or dowry. How about it eh?
|
Cool your jets Romeo. This young lady is currently under my pastoral guidance due to her on-going demonic possession, which causes her to commit fornications with all manner of men (and women). We pray together in private on a daily basis.
Please don't try and muscle in disrupt her progress. I have her well in hand.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 64
Join Date: Sep 2009
|
|
Re: Lost and curious -
10-05-2009, 05:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Cool your jets Romeo. This young lady is currently under my pastoral guidance due to her on-going demonic possession, which causes her to commit fornications with all manner of men (and women). We pray together in private on a daily basis.
Please don't try and muscle in disrupt her progress. I have her well in hand.
|
Ahhh thats unfortunate for me. We could've shown one another a thing or two. Ah well I'll move on.
|
|
True Christian™ Televangelist Director of Fundraising and Tithing On the Look Out for Wife #6!
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 8,727
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Lost and curious -
10-05-2009, 06:12 AM
But Blake, you're Unsaved. How could you show her a thing or two about the Bible and the proper role of women?
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Lost and curious -
10-05-2009, 06:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blakeyoung
Ahhh thats unfortunate for me. We could've shown one another a thing or two. Ah well I'll move on.
|
Well now if you're offering to help, that's a different story....I would need to train you first of course.
I could envision some robust Prayer sessions between the three of us, friend.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 64
Join Date: Sep 2009
|
|
Re: Lost and curious -
10-05-2009, 06:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
But Blake, you're Unsaved. How could you show her a thing or two about the Bible and the proper role of women?
|
Well I couldn't show her anything about the bible; however, I could show her the proper role of attractive women.
Pastor Zeke, do tell.
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 31
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: London
|
|
Re: Lost and curious -
10-07-2009, 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blakeyoung
Well I couldn't show her anything about the bible; however, I could show her the proper role of attractive women.
Pastor Zeke, do tell.
|
Attractive women should be given a busted lip so that they don't distract men from their bibles!
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 116
Join Date: Dec 2008
|
|
Re: Lost and curious -
10-07-2009, 07:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MiamiCandy
Hi. I don't want to go into detail but I had a bad experience and was curious about this site. I might not post here anymore but wanted an account just in case.
So, hi.
|
Hello. But first...DYNAMIC RE-ENTRY!
It's nice to meet you and it is also good to be back here on Landover forums and I hope everyone had a good time and stuff went smoothly. I'm sorry you are going to have to stop partying since I'm alive. I am kidding about that partying thing, so don't get ticked at me please!
Good to be back and I hope to post more and get to greet newbies like the good old days. Hi everyone and you will be seeing more of me.
I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.
|
|
Mammy
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 961
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: floriduh
|
|
Re: Lost and curious -
10-07-2009, 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MiamiCandy
I like Exodous, particularly the Laws but I don't really go to church. I was just curious about this site is all. I don't know about a porno sorry.
|
Lawd hab mercy, I said it over an over that them po folks in Flori-duh are as stoopid as they come and my, they don't disappoint, do dey?
This here church ain't no place fo da curiosity seeker, cause it be a holy house of Gawd.
We don't need you peepin at our business like it's a zoo unless you come here to be saved.
Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|