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Default Norwegian students shoot first, ask questions later - 08-21-2007, 05:21 PM

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/..._know_it/3941/Students undergo weapons training

SVALBARD, Norway, Aug. 20 (UPI) -- Students in Svalbard, Norway, are taught how to use a shotgun and ammunition to fend off polar bears at the beginning of every school year.

Since polar bears can outrun a human in a matter of seconds, every student at the University Center undergoes weapons and arctic survival training, Aftenposten reported Monday.

“It's absolutely necessary,” said UNIS director Gunnar Sand.

The school loans weapons, ammunition, tents, sleeping bags, survival suits, snow scooters and other equipment out as well.

Polar bears are not the only thing that student have to worry about either.

"Polar bears are one thing," Sand noted. "Even more dangerous is the extreme cold, and the winds. There also are dangerous glaciers, steep cliffs, and it's a long way between settlements."


What a glorious program. Perhaps a student exchange programme can be established between Norway and Landover. I'm sure the landover kids could teach those Norwegians a thing or two, and a similar "defence" program can be established at Landover using Godly automatic weapons, explosives and obstacle courses - purely for "self defence and ecological" reasons. That should keep the liebrals at bay.
Or does God hate Norway too? probably.


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Default Re: Norwegian students shoot first, ask questions later - 08-21-2007, 05:48 PM

Yep. According to Pastor Ezekiels thread, aptly entitled "God hates Norway too", God indeed hates Norway. Her Princess is a tarot reading , aura-feeling nutcase.
I should have known.


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