[Nobar King]

Sorry that took so long brother guy! I haven't used my scanner in YEARS! I had trouble finding an extra power cable for it, too. Most have gone in the trash with my old computers. How do you connect a ps2 device again? Anyway, I downloaded new drivers and it works great still.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Sorry that took so long brother guy! I haven't used my scanner in YEARS! I had trouble finding an extra power cable for it, too. Most have gone in the trash with my old computers. How do you connect a ps2 device again? Anyway, I downloaded new drivers and it works great still.

Thats fantastic . Those Catholics actually think they're 'christian'. haha.
Thankyou for going to all that trouble just for me.

[Nobar King]

It's my pleasure. Thanks for pointing out that I should cite my quotes whenever possible. That's very important these days because people can go around just saying anything, and expect people to believe it just because it is written. Look at Wikipedia.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

It's my pleasure. Thanks for pointing out that I should cite my quotes whenever possible. That's very important these days because people can go around just saying anything, and expect people to believe it just because it is written. Look at Wikipedia.

I for one would never fall into the trap of believing something just because its written down.

[Justina Thyme]

I love that the brochure says, "Catholic or Christian values." That tells me that even these God-forsaken savages know enough to acknowledge that there is a big difference between catholic and Christian!

[Nobar King]

Pick one or the other already.

[Justina Thyme]

I'm sorry, Brother King? Have I said something to offend you? If so, I apologize; I certainly didn't mean to.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Justina Thyme

I'm sorry, Brother King? Have I said something to offend you? If so, I apologize; I certainly didn't mean to.

Don't worry. He was talking to those indecisive Kiwis who couldn't decide between Christian and Catholic. I'm sure once our missionaries are finished with them, the choice will be Christian and Jesus.

[Justina Thyme]

Thank you, Sister MM. I really appreciate your letting me know this. Have a blessed evening!

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by travel brochure

In Australia we foster an awareness

I'm not sure how to take that. Is that like the Foster's Parents Plan?

[Juliette]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Wait a minute; Are you telling me that they have a city named after that drug-addicted monkey-worshiper? The guy who foisted one of the greatest hoaxes on Mankind ever perpetrated (evilution) and wanted to marry his cocker spaniel!?

Then it really is true. There is absolutely no morality in that vile island cesspool. I am stunned.

I suppose that have a city named "satan" as well?

Pastor Zeke,

I couldn't find proof of a city named 'Satan' in Australien yet.

But I'm afraid our brave Mission has no idea what kind Godmockery they are going to face.

In the Godless village of Sissydney I found this bar. And these depraved vile sinners named it after one of the greatest dangerous heathens that ever touched the soil of the earth.

Jesus weeps.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

So in addition to being drunks, criminals, and cut and runners, they're commies too? Our missionaries aren't arriving a moment too soon. I just pray they make it there before Rapture, otherwise it will be far too late.

[Nobar King]

Sister MM, this is an old map so it might not be very helpful.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

I think that little island at the bottom is NZ.
The rest of Australia (represented by the question mark) is an open cut uranium mine.

[caitlin]

Nobar King, I think you should update your map as if may lead the missionaries into a real disaster. NSW and Canberra is full of thilthy Japanese and Aboriginals. Did you know that the abos have their own embassy made out of twigs?

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

You are coming to Sydney just in time by the looks of it & I note that there has been a reception commitee organised for you guys.

http://www.mardigras.org.au/internal...di%20Gras%2008

Will you be sponsering a float this year? or will you be marching with our own Reverend Fred Nile?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by DAMNED ATHIEST

You are coming to Sydney just in time by the looks of it & I note that there has been a reception commitee organised for you guys.

http://www.mardigras.org.au/internal...di%20Gras%2008

Will you be sponsering a float this year? or will you be marching with our own Reverend Fred Nile?

So you God hating aussie scum are actually PROUD of this yearly queer street riot?

No wonder God witholds His blessings from your vile island.

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

Not at all Pastor - I like all good southern Melbournites think they all along with the coons, wog's, chinks etc should be stranded on Van Diemen's land with the rest of the inbred two headed freaks and then turn it into a glass crater.

I just noticed that you guys seemed to be going to Sydney at a strange time & was wondering if some of you were closet fags and were thinking of "coming out" whilst over here?

[Nobar King]

I can guarantee you that when the missionaries referred to 'coming out to Australia', that is not what they meant.

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

Ahhh - I was just wondering if your "missionaries" had similar beliefs to some of the christian leaders over here - ie as long as you are the giver & not the reciever/as long as the seed isn't spilt past the sphincter or if the choir boy is younger than 14 it is not classed as homosexuality?

Either way I suppose it is a case of "what goes away - stays away" when travelling to the gay capitol of Australia.

An appropriate place to stay in my opinion would be "Kings Cross".
Highly recomended for clientelle with your apparent "tastes".

I shall be letting The Reverend Fred know of your impending arrival.