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Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 12:34 AM
Yes, it's true! Michael Jackson is still alive.
Many theory conspiracies have been out there, but I've finally found proof.
His song One More Chance says it all, if you only take your time to understand the lyrics.
The song is claimed to be written by R. Kelly (whoever that is) but really, that's just as false a statement as MJ's supposed death.
It was released on the 'Number Ones' album in 2003, although that specific song had never been number one and was in fact brand new.
He is obviously singing about his paedophile perversions and refering to them as 'you' and 'she'.
Here are the lyrics followed by what the REALLY mean:
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Uh huh alright
This time gonna do my best to make it right
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This time I'm gonna try not to get caught.
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Can't go on without you by my side
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I can't live without my perverted sickness to touch kids in inappropriate places.
Wait - I've got an idea!
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Shelter come and rescue me out of this storm And out of this cold
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Cathlicks, help me mislead the world, they're on to me.
I need a place to hide where people will cover up for me.
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Searching for that one who is going to make me whole
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I'm looking for a place where noone stands in the way of my sick sick SICK actions
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Help me make these mysteries unfold
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Please help making this possible for me.
Wait - I've got an idea
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Lightning about to strike in rain only on me
Hurt so bad sometimes it's hard to breathe
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Let's us fake my death
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And I would walk around this world to find her
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I would go anywhere to be able to abuse small boys
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And I don't care what it takes no
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I would seriously do ANYTHING!
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I'd sail the seven seas to be near her
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I'd even cross the Atlantic and go to the Vatican in Rome to molest boys
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And if you happen to see her
Tell her this from me
One more chance at love (x 40 throughout the whole song)
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These are how many times I'm going to molest a child in my first month there so I'll fit right in.
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So there you have it. MJ is living the sweet most disgusting life in the Vatican molesting boys with his new best friend, the Poop.
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 12:42 AM
I wonder if those cult worshiping pagan Cathlicks summed him from hell.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Christina
Yes, it's true! Michael Jackson is still alive.
"I'm looking for a place where noone stands in the way of my sick sick SICK actions"
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So he wants to be at a Herman's Hermits reunion?
They were lapsed Anglicans for what it is worth and I realise that is about the same as Baptwits in the grand scheme but please, he is deader than Pastor Al's last Chinese maid and this silly claim of yours is a stretch even for a pregnant Landover woman's stomach.
Bless you, my frequent Fosters fellator,
Father Mo
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 10:31 AM
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So he wants to be at a Herman's Hermits reunion?
They were lapsed Anglicans for what it is worth and I realise that is about the same as Baptwits in the grand scheme but please, he is deader than Pastor Al's last Chinese maid and this silly claim of yours is a stretch even for a pregnant Landover woman's stomach.
Bless you, my frequent Fosters fellator,
Father Mo
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See? Here we go again. Trying to hide something that you very well know is the Truth, but I see through you, all of you. You can't even make a post without dreaming about touching my future off-spring.
Did you notice how the scandals of your 'church' really started rolling after the 'death' of MJ? This was obviously a consequence of a child not able to keep his mouth shut after 'sleeping' with the famous MJ.
The fact your sick pagan church have managed to keep him out of the news all this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's obviously the work of the Devil.
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
John 8:44
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 10:44 AM
omg american christians are so piffleing stupid god is a fallacy made up 2 take ur money and if he is real u think he'll let people like u into heaven?
ur all mormonic
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 10:49 AM
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omg american christians are so piffleing stupid god is a fallacy made up 2 take ur money and if he is real u think he'll let people like u into heaven?
ur all mormonic
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I am sorry to see that you have been corrupted by Satan.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by darkflame
omg american christians are so piffleing stupid god is a fallacy made up 2 take ur money and if he is real u think he'll let people like u into heaven?
ur all mormonic
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Just because you lost your false faith after being a cathlick choirboy doesn't mean you can talk about our God, the Lord, that way.
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
Matthew 12:31-32
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 11:01 AM
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I am sorry to see that you have been corrupted by Satan.
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It's become an epidemic, what with the cell phone radiation affecting their brains and driving them to the "leet" speak, and the I-Pods severely debilitating their hearing, they are almost beyond redemption.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 11:02 AM
i never had faith was never a catholic and if i end up goin to hell at least it will be warm and ill know people there.
the best christian band in the world however is lamb of god
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KEMD...eature=related
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 11:08 AM
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You do realize Satan will also do nasty things with his pitch fork to you. You may need to bend over for somethings.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 11:11 AM
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How dare you trying to tempt me to watch sinful gay videos. You truly are devilspawn.
The righteous is more excellent than his neighbour: but the way of the wicked seduceth them.
Proverbs 12:26
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 11:14 AM
wouldnt be the first time ive bent over for something with 3 prongs
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 11:17 AM
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wouldnt be the first time ive bent over for something with 3 prongs
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So you lust after bending over for objects
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 11:22 AM
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wouldnt be the first time ive bent over for something with 3 prongs
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Take your homerways someplace else. We do not wish to hear about your twisted sexual amusements. Enjoy Hell, flameboy.
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
1 Corinthians 6:18
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 04:38 PM
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omg american christians are so piffleing stupid god is a fallacy made up 2 take ur money and if he is real u think he'll let people like u into heaven?
ur all mormonic
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So if He doesn't exist (as you suggest) then how can He take my money?
But because I choose to tithe then (by your logic) He must be real.
Praise Jesus!
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-20-2010, 07:10 PM
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wouldnt be the first time ive bent over for something with 3 prongs
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I realise that dropping your fork in the middle of a meal is always annoying, particularly if you/your wife/your servants haven't been keeping the floor clean enough so you then have to wash it, but what does that have to do with the Catholic conspiracy to conceal Michael Jackson?
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-21-2010, 07:02 AM
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omg american christians are so piffleing stupid god is a fallacy made up 2 take ur money and if he is real u think he'll let people like u into heaven?
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Dear Retard -
I realize that you are ued to /b/, and the idea of a conversation on a particular topic is as foreign to you as capitalization and sentence structure.
I recognize that whatever intellect God may have granted you at birth has long since been wiped away by listening to homosexual music like "Leg of Lamb of God" and "Lady Gag-me", whilst huffing jenkem.
BUT!
What in the world does your attack have to do with the evidence presented which proves that Michael Jackson faked his own death and is now posing as a white Catholic priest, being shuffled from diocese to diocese so he may molest little boys?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-22-2010, 01:32 AM
I thought Michael Jackson was a Jehovahs Witness and hated the Catholic church.
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Re: Michael Jackson alive - Hidden by Catholics -
08-23-2010, 01:03 AM
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I thought Michael Jackson was a Jehovahs Witness and hated the Catholic church.
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He claimed to have converted to Islam shortly before his fa ked death. No doubt to confuse people so they wouldn't look to the Catholics!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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