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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
05-12-2014, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by "dirty"_hippie
You actually can't inject weed, and it's never killed anyone of overdose ever. And what this women is describing is medically impossible.
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Did you not read what Forum Member William said?
Marajuani turned him gay!
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
05-12-2014, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Did you not read what Forum Member William said?
Marajuani turned him gay!
YIC
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No, he said weed shrunk his penis. Again, medically impossible. And then he had "no choice" but to engage in homosexual sex. How can a plant render your free will inoperable??
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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
05-12-2014, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by "dirty"_hippie
No, he said weed shrunk his penis. Again, medically impossible. And then he had "no choice" but to engage in homosexual sex. How can a plant render your free will inoperable??
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Please show how this is medically impossible. When the gaywise looks at a woman their penile member shrivels: I thought that was obvious.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
05-12-2014, 10:01 PM
Smoking marijuana can, in some cases, restrict bloodflow to the penis when erect, so, if erect at the time of the hit, a penis can be up to a third of an inch shorter.
In no case would it "shrivel up", and this still doesn't address the issue of the plant taking away his free will....
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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
05-13-2014, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by "dirty"_hippie
Smoking marijuana can, in some cases, restrict bloodflow to the penis when erect, so, if erect at the time of the hit, a penis can be up to a third of an inch shorter.
In no case would it "shrivel up", and this still doesn't address the issue of the plant taking away his free will....
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So you admit you lied previously when you said it couldn't happen.
Please tell us which of your other "reassurances" are lies too.
Maybe if you weren't so militant and agenda-driven you wouldn't have to lie all the time to defend your way of life. I suggest you seek God in your life and leave the dishonesty behind you.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
05-28-2014, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by disgusting filthy dirty hippie
You actually can't inject weed, and it's never killed anyone of overdose ever. And what this women is describing is medically impossible.
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Exactly, I personally don't do drugs but no one has actually died. The "Christians" on this website are all dumb. Also, when the rapture comes that would be great, because I don't have to deal with all these, faggoty, piffle-head, queers.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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05-28-2014, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by AtheistVoice
I personally don't do drugs but no one has actually died.
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You're saying that no one who has ever done drugs has died? Maybe I should start taking them. I want to live forever.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
05-29-2014, 08:18 PM
Those pictures look questionable, I smoke weed and I look like hell.
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05-29-2014, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by EuropeanAthiest
Those pictures look questionable, I smoke weed and I look like hell.
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Unsupported assertions are not evidence.
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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
05-30-2014, 05:28 PM
No your taking my words out of context. No one has ever died because of weed. And yes you should start taking drug (I want you to die).
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05-30-2014, 05:49 PM
Ohh nooo i will Die, ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***. I go ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***.
Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 05-30-2014 at 09:53 PM.
Reason: Removal of naughty words - let's keep it clean for Jesus! :)
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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
05-30-2014, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by AtheistImbecile
...I want you to die...
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Now this is what the world needs more of!!
obligatory and
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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
05-31-2014, 03:57 AM
How can america even think about legalizing this ? Must be money !!!
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05-31-2014, 04:04 AM
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How can america even think about legalizing this ? Must be money !!!
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You can bet that big jewery is behind it.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
06-01-2014, 08:12 AM
It will be fun when one of you will desperately need oppiaceus to face an ilness of some sort and you'll freak out because you think you'll turn gay.
P.s. in the Netherlands, where Marijuana is legal and a recreative, noone has yet to die for it. And it doesn't turn you gay y'know.
Oh, why am I even arguing, you guys have less braincells than wooden plank.
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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
06-01-2014, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleIsFantasy
It will be fun when one of you will desperately need oppiaceus to face an ilness of some sort and you'll freak out because you think you'll turn gay.
P.s. in the Netherlands, where Marijuana is legal and a recreative, noone has yet to die for it. And it doesn't turn you gay y'know.
Oh, why am I even arguing, you guys have less braincells than wooden plank.
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Good Christian does not need anything. Good Christian carries his illness as a gift from God, without fear.
Jer 10:19
And weedsmoking-arguing-dirty-longhair-freelove-hippies go to
Gal. 5:19–21
Arguing with an godless atheist is stupid. That is why we do not argue. We teach you. Because wants.
1 Corinthians 1:23
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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
06-02-2014, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by AtheistImbecile
No one has ever died because of weed. And yes you should start taking drug (I want you to die).
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If you can't see the contradiction here, I don't even want to talk to you.
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06-03-2014, 12:35 AM
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Oh, why am I even arguing, you guys have less braincells than wooden plank.
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Can you back this up with scripture?
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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06-24-2014, 06:08 PM
Hi, my name is Johnny. I am a 19 year old sinner. Drug user. Fornicator. I commit and indulge in adult acts like drinking (ps the blood of Christ will get you smashed if you funnel it) Smoking pot, mmasturbation, piercing and inking my flesh. Dying my hair. And I convert people to think for themselves and not what a higher power might tell them.
Im not here to apologize for any of my actions. I have nothing to feel sorry about. Ive smoked pot for 5 years. Never once had the urge to have any gay sex or any gay thoughts. My girlfriend can attest to this. A better world would be a world without religon. Where people can think and do for themselves. Not having to worry about being judged by some invisable hippy in the sky who probably smells like rotting flesh and afish concert.
If there is a god and a heaven. When i die. Ill wait in line until i get to the gates. Ill stand there right in front of saint peter. And before he can even see if ive done more good or bad in his book. Ill light up a joimt and blow it in his face. Hopefully ill have enough time to whip my Johnson out to piss on his podium before falling to hell. Ill gladly go to hell. Ive enjoyed the things I do/have done/will continue to do (theres no stopping me) because it doesnt hurt anyone. And it sure as hell doesnt hurt me. And if God is going to damn people for being who thy are and doing what they WANT to do instead of damning them for not following an old ass dusty book written millions of years ago. Then id call God, Jesus, and all of his apostles a bunch of Cock-munching sissy-ass bitches. And id swan dive to hell. Id rather play pool in Hell with Kurt Cobain and his half-face anyway while Bob Marley amd Jimmy Hendrix rolls up a blunt.
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06-24-2014, 06:41 PM
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inane ramblings
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Congratulations Johnny, I think you pretty much covered all of these. Enjoy HELL!!
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26)
Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27)
Fornicators (Romans 1:29)
The Wicked (Romans 1:29)
The Covetous (Romans 1:29)
The Malicious (Romans 1:29)
The Envious (Romans 1:29)
Murderers (Romans 1:29)
The Deceitful (Romans 1:29)
Backbiters (Romans 1:30)
Haters of God (Romans 1:30)
The Despiteful (Romans 1:30)
The Proud (Romans 1:30)
Boasters (Romans 1:30)
Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30)
Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30)
Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31)
The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)
The Implacable (Romans 1:31)
The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9)
Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9)
Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9)
The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9)
Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10)
Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10)
Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10)t
Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10)
The Fearful (Revelation 21:8)
The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8)
The Abominable (Revelation 21:8)
Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8)
Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8)
All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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