[Rev. Jim Osborne]

We are the ONE Percent.

We are the ONES who create the Jobs for the NINETY-NINE lazy shiftless bums.
We are the ONES who pay the bills of the NINETY-NINE ingrateful scumbags.
We are the ONES who are blessed by God with prudence, intelligence, and power to lead the NINETY-NINE helpless idiots.
We are the ONES who keep this world safe from terrorism by starting wars in faraway lands and the NINETY-NINE traitors dare criticize us, instead of patriotically supporting our country.
We are the ONES who provide money through our banks so ordinary citizens can buy stuff they can't afford, while the NINETY-NINE whiny thieves want something for nothing and refuse to pay back their mortgages.
We are the ONES who realize if you want something, you have to earn it, while the NINETY-NINE freeloaders expect free healthcare, education, and job security.
We are the 1%...We are the persecuted minority.


STAND UP AND BE PROUD IF YOU ARE A ONE-PERCENTER! I KNOW I AM!

[Bobby-Joe]

Ever since I sold my start up and got my tithing nest egg I have been proud of being in the 1%.

When I look back at all the shiftless Union Bums in the town I grew up in I have to laugh. How did they deserve their middle class lifestyles when all they did was suck the life blood off the real innovators in America?

Well at lest REAL America has woken up and is not going to take it anymore. When President Perry is elected he will make sure none of those moochers ever works again in this nation.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

STAND UP AND BE PROUD IF YOU ARE A ONE-PERCENTER! I KNOW I AM!

I'd love to stand with ya on this one, Jim, but my little church doesn't bring in enough to put me in the 1%.

But with a small donation from your vast fortune, you could remedy that situation!

[James Hutchins]

You know, I never thought about it until now.

All of my employees are beaners, nigras, a few joos and a catlick. I never realized I was such an isolated minority. Fortunately, I get a little solace in the camaraderie I get at the Landover Mens Club, my visits with the Reverends and Pastors of Landover.

At least Jesus is the same as me. I'll get a wire transfer off to Miss Cookie in the Church office in the AM. Unless you'd think it would be easier if I just send it to the Pastors and Reverends fund in the Caymans?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

I am in the one percent (the bottom one percent) and I would never accept a handout from anybody, especially not the liberal handoutista. All I want to do is kill trees and spend my meager earnings to support corporate America and Landover Baptist Church. I have no need to accomplish anything else in this life, since I know that when I die, my real life will be just beginning.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Hail, the one percenters,

Pox on the renters.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I think I'm more like a 1/2 percenter.



And as a True Christian™ Pastor, I don't pay a cent in taxes.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

I may not be a one percenter yet, but some day with enough hard work and determination, I will be a multi-millionaire some day.

I just know that's what God is leading me toward. I can feel it. Here in the Land of Opportunity ©, we are the wealthiest nation in the world. It should be so easy to get rich.

[Cranky Old Man]

One percent is too much. I think it would be more like 0.0000000001%.

Only very few are chosen by God to do His work and join Him in Heaven as the ultimate reward.

Matthew 7:13-14 "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

[HTannor]

While I was returning home on my moped today I found an entire six pack of refundable Coke© cans!

When I turn them in at the Quik Trip™ I'll recalculate my wealth and see if that's enough to roll me into the 1% Club.

[Chezund Rice]

I dont know what percent means, but since Jesus is always number 1, I reckon I'll agree with them thar 1 % folks.
If this here notion of percenters is 'bout taxes, then I'm probably thar too. I always shoot 'bout 1 of someone's livestock to feed my young'uns everytime I haffta pay one of of tham thar doggone tax bills

[steva]

I'm glad that I'm also part of the 1% I hope the rest of the 99% will learn the wrong of their ways and stop being the idiots they are.