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Default Healing Prayer - Landover Christian Clinic - 10-02-2018, 12:38 PM

The Landover Christian Clinic is a world famous establishment and the leading authority for medicine and disability. It has received praise not only from “Answers in Genesis”, Kent Hovind, Benny Hinn, and other authorities but also from most Churches that support the inerrancy of the Bible (KJV1611 only).

Steadfast in its resistance to any so-called “advance” made by lying scientists (who have been nothing but glory-seeking slaves and sycophants to Big Pharma throughout the ages) Landover Christian Clinic has remained true to the Word of God when it comes to all matters that concern any form of health problem.

Atheists worship at the temple of “science”, and “science” changes its mind every minute in a vain attempt “to be right” and to destroy the Indestructible Authority of The Almighty which is, was, and always will be “right”. Landover’s philosophy is simple and loyal:

“God made us, and therefore God knows what is best and therefore God knows the method by which His Will be fulfilled.”

Because God gave His Only Begotten Son as a sacrifice that we might enter Heaven, Heaven is God’s final goal of us all without exception. Nothing – absolutely nothing - must come before this goal.

Let us take a few cases:


CASE 1
David N came to Landover with a pre-existing condition, and this is no problem. His diabetes was granted to him by God as
1. proof of the Power that God can do this (see John:9)
2. a test of his resilience to the vicissitudes of life that are cause by mankind’s disobedience to God’s Will.

On this occasion, Landover Christian Clinic’s lead medical consultant, Pastor Ezekiel Flint, prescribed prayer that would lead to the full acceptance of Jesus. The result was no less than amazing – within 3 months David N was blind, had gangrene in his extremities, an intense thirst, and many boils and open sores. However, like Job of the Bible, his faith never wavered and, upon death, he was assured of entry to Heaven.


CASE 2
The first John A came to Landover Christian Clinic complaining of a large weeping growth on the skin of his forearm. The next patient was also called John A came to Landover Christian Clinic in the hopes of growing a leg to replace the leg lost in an automobile accident.

Divine intervention meant that the first John A was treated for a lost leg and the second John A was treated for the large weeping growth.

After much prayer, it was noted that the growth on the arm of the first John A, although still painful, was growing in a very similar manner to the way in which a leg might grow and, in the case of the second, one-legged, John A, the prayer had prevented his skin from having any blemish at all.

After the first John A died of what “other doctors” called “melanoma of the skin*” The one-legged John accepted that the loss of the leg was God’s Will and was discharged as he considered himself to be a special person chosen by God. This second John A has now become a successful touring preacher who uses his single leg as a metaphor for being lame in spirit.


CASE 3
Margaret F came to Landover Christian Clinic complaining that she heard voices urging her to perform the most lewd sex-acts. She described her experiences under the personal ministrations of Pastor John Creeser as
“…an intensely penetrating insight into the nature of heaven, spiritually and corporeally fulfilling, and leaving me only moistly desirous of far more intense and specialized instruction that I might find Jesus.”
The dedication of Landover Christian Doctors is shown here: despite Pastor John Creeser having to beg a vacation because of the constant draining exertions required, there has been no shortage of volunteers to professionally continue Margaret L’s treatment.


CASE 4
Simon L came to Landover Christian Clinic also complaining that he heard voices, but this voice was the voice of God telling him that his mission in life was to strangle owls and eat tree bark. Pastor James Hutchins instantly recognized this as a clear sign that Simon L was a prophet of Yahweh. Pastor Hutchins saw that Simon L had been blessed and selected from millions to serve some obscure duty that God felt must be completed as part of His Plan, and the good Pastor rightly dismissed, out of hand, an atheist doctor’s diagnosis of schizophrenia.

Simon L’s revelations were treated with the respect that they deserve and now Simon L is willing to share more of God’s Word and we know that a certain brick in the Rugged Cross Chapel Wall is, in fact, a device for controlling minds and has been left there by Catholics for obvious reasons. Simon L is now has tenure at Landover and is another success story.


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If you want a medical service that will heal body, soul, and mind, there is only one choice:

Landover Christian Clinic.

Make inquiries of your Pastor or contact the clinic directly for more details.




*a fictitious illness that is actually cause by sin leaving the body as the patient becomes more desirous of seeing Jesus.)




Ec:7:16: Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself?

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Default Re: Healing Prayer - Landover Christian Clinic - 10-02-2018, 10:53 PM

Your testimony is very powerful, Pastor Bathfire. I also remember the curious case of little Johnny P., whose skin and eyes turned yellow - how funny it was at Sunday services to joke that his mom watched too many Jackie Chan movies! Mr. and Mrs. P.'s parental rights were revoked and Johnny became a ward of the state, after they were caught trying to smuggle Johnny to a hospital in Des Moines.

I distinctly remember the beautiful eulogy Pastor Ezekiel Flint delivered for Johnny. It was so sobering: how Jesus decided to punish Mr. and Mrs. P. for their sins, through Johnny's death. It all could have been avoided if only they trusted in God, rather than in Western medicine. Now that I think about it, I haven't seen them around, since. They probably realized that as hellbound sinners they had no business in Freehold anymore.
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Question Re: Healing Prayer - Landover Christian Clinic - 10-03-2018, 02:26 AM

I heard rumblings of a young man named Garrett H. who was granted admittance to Landover Christian Clinic in the 90's. He supposedly had an abnormally large male member and wished for part of it to be removed. The history archives do not give information about the outcome of this patient nor if he remains in Freehold under another name; it's as if he disappeared on the day of the surgery.


Can anyone recall this case?


I am also curious about a young Filipino named Homobono Makisig. Records show he was brought to Freehold in a private jet and was found wandering the streets, emaciated and weak, on his 16th birthday. The treatment he received at Landover Christian Clinic doesn't seem to be documented beyond the admitting room. I find that odd.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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