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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
12-27-2010, 09:47 AM
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You obviously didn't bother to read the scripture I provided.
Since you are too lazy to click on a link, I will do it for you. Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
Childbirth being extremely painful is a punishment from God for all women because Eve sinned. This only involves women, so men should not be bothered with this.
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Maybe Eve sinned first, but Adam sinned too you know....
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
03-25-2011, 07:23 PM
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If you're not both ENJOYING sex, you're not doing it right. TRust me, you're doing it ALL wrong.
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Are you some Godless greek? Read the introduction: all greeks are dirty mother p*flers
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
03-25-2011, 08:01 PM
Well said Sophia Chipman and might I just say, if we were ever to have sex together, I can promise you now, you would never enjoy it.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
03-26-2011, 05:44 PM
Please explain me why you have to hit the unborn child with a rot?
I guess it will cause damange?
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
03-26-2011, 05:50 PM
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Please explain me why you have to hit the unborn child with a rot?
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Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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I guess it will cause damange?
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So?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
05-16-2014, 09:24 AM
What A dummy He is clearly a handicap or a troll what ever happened to compassion and love, You know you make me laugh so hard cranky, don't be such a sexist heartless monster
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
05-16-2014, 10:20 AM
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What A dummy He is clearly a handicap or a troll what ever happened to compassion and love, You know you make me laugh so hard cranky, don't be such a sexist heartless monster
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Some respect to a wise, old True Christian, please!!!
Btw. - why are you here if you don't read bible at all? Read first some
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
05-16-2014, 01:33 PM
thank you
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
05-23-2014, 06:04 AM
Is it absolutely necessary that my bride be a virgin? What about widows? I know one who seems to be kind of sweet on me.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
05-30-2014, 07:39 AM
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Is it absolutely necessary that my bride be a virgin? What about widows? I know one who seems to be kind of sweet on me.
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I think only pastors are ordered to take virgins only Leviticus 21:7
Is she a proper widow, praying days and nights, like Anna? Luke 2:36-38
If she is very willing to...khrm...marry you, there is these promises
1 Corinthians 7:8-9
I think you save her from if you marry her - otherwise she will burn.
And there is also these HOLY WORDS: 1 Corinthians 7:39
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
05-30-2014, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho
I think only pastors are ordered to take virgins only Leviticus 21:7
Is she a proper widow, praying days and nights, like Anna? Luke 2:36-38
If she is very willing to...khrm...marry you, there is these promises
1 Corinthians 7:8-9
I think you save her from if you marry her - otherwise she will burn.
And there is also these HOLY WORDS: 1 Corinthians 7:39
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Ah, thank you my brother. Very nice use of scripture. I will ponder these beautiful verses you've linked to.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
07-07-2014, 05:23 PM
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Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
So?
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As long as he/she is alive, I think everything is ok, right?
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
07-07-2014, 05:27 PM
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As long as he/she is alive, I think everything is ok, right?
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Why should anyone care what you think?
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
07-09-2014, 07:46 PM
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Why should anyone care what you think?
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If you're here just to post nonsense, please go away, atheist scum. I shouldn't even talk with you.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
07-09-2014, 08:04 PM
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If you're here just to post nonsense, please go away, atheist scum. I shouldn't even talk with you.
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Friend, it is not acceptable to refer to another member of this community as "scum." You will keep a civil tongue in your head, even when addressing somebody as low as yourself.
Thank you.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
07-09-2014, 09:14 PM
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If you're here just to post nonsense, please go away, atheist scum...
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I never post nonsense.
Show something that says your opinion is worthy of anything but derision, and I may consider that.
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...I shouldn't even talk with you.
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But I can teach you so much about the Bible.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
07-10-2014, 05:15 PM
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Step #4: Pray for a son!
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How muslims, atheist and other non christians get sons? Do you pray for them too?
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
07-11-2014, 02:41 AM
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How muslims, atheist and other non christians get sons? Do you pray for them too?
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Jesus does not hear such prayers. Don't be ridiculous.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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