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Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 89 0.44%
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Default LGBTQA people FTW - 05-30-2016, 04:42 PM

I hate the word asexual. I hate that the “a” can be easily swallowed and the “sexual” is so prominent. Asexuality is the only orientation without a widely known alternative word, and I think it’s ironic and cruel that when asexuals come out to people, we’re the only ones who have no choice but to use a word containing “sex” even though we’re the only ones who don’t care about having any. It’s also unfair that we have to use a word that describes only one aspect of our relationships, the one aspect we don’t care about. It doesn’t say anything about the relationships we do have and want. It confuses people, makes them try to diagnose our “problems,” makes them feel like they have the right to know about our masturbation habits. I can’t wait until asexuality is more widely understood and “ace” catches on, because that’s something I can actually feel good about saying. Besides, what have we done to you, if Im condemned to hell, I save a piffleing seat for you.
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Default Re: LGBTQA people FTW - 05-30-2016, 05:53 PM

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[...]It doesn’t say anything about the relationships we do have and want. [...].
Hello Dark,

Welcome to this forum. For someone who professes to be an asexual, who is bickering about people forcing you to use a word with ¨sex¨ in it, your multiple use of the letter x in your user name is quite funny. I quoted a part of your message, the one part you can and should elaborate on when you make your own, personal introduction thread in the Introduction Forum. Please be so kind to follow the instructions on top of said forum.

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Asexuality is the only orientation without a widely known alternative word,...
I prefer the terms 'sexually retarded' and 'reproductive cowardice' myself. Hopefully one of those two will take off.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 06-29-2016, 01:31 AM

There's nothing in the Bible that says that God hates asexuals. Asexuals can still have sex and reproduce just like anyone else.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 06-29-2016, 07:30 AM

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There's nothing in the Bible that says that God hates asexuals. Asexuals can still have sex and reproduce just like anyone else.
But the thing is is that they don't. The ignore Jesus' command to be fruitful and damn female asexualism enthusiasts to the lake of fire by preventing them from having children.

Sitting around and taking the Drugs and playing the nintendos all day won't change that.

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 06-29-2016, 07:57 AM

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But the thing is is that they don't.
Let's assume for a moment that this young lady is telling the truth about being able to reproduce asexually. Is her first name Candida?


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Jesus Re: God Hates Asexuals - 06-29-2016, 08:11 AM

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Let's assume for a moment that this young lady is telling the truth about being able to reproduce asexually. Is her first name Candida?
Indeed, a useful notion, Sister in Christ! The question of asexual reproduction has been neglected. To begin with, we know that it is vile and repulsive, as heterosexual intrauterine incubation is the Biblical Method of Choice:

Ephesians 5:31
For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.

By dismissing this the asexuals oppose Jesus Christ in this most pivotal of issues when it comes to female salvation (1 Timothy 2:15) - childbearing! You are supposed to bear and carry that child to term in an intrauterine manner. What DO the asexualists do, then?



They use body hair to create hairy monstrosities by nuclear insertion, as evidenced by the image above. Or do they aim to reproduce by simple division of one person into two just as the micro-orgasms do (bacteria and protozoa)?



Also this method, reproduction by division, is condemned by Jesus:

1 Corinthians 1:10
Now I beseech you, brethren, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you; but that ye be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment.

A new peril has been uncovered, for which we heartily thank our Sister in Christ!


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But the thing is is that they don't. The ignore Jesus' command to be fruitful and damn female asexualism enthusiasts to the lake of fire by preventing them from having children.
So God doesn't hate asexuals for being asexual. He just hates them if they don't choose to reproduce?
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[1]So God doesn't hate asexuals for being asexual. He just hates them if they don't choose to reproduce?

[2]I think you might want to check your spelling there.
[1] Of course! If they fulfill God's Commands and believe in Jesus Christ our Lord they have a perfectly reasonable chance for Salvation (Ecclesiastes 12:13; John 3:18; Genesis 1:28). This means that they can act normal and healthy and produce new soldiers for Jesus to fight for Him come the End of Times!

Revelation 19:13
And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.


I can assure you that every single act of marital duties before my wife reached the blessed menopause was repulsive but I still did it to please our Lord. I would except no less of anyone who calls herself "asexual". It is a choice to refrain from marital fornication, a choice that Jesus abhors!

[2] ? Our terminology and methods are of the highest quality Creation Science that can be found! We strain ourselves to the limit to unravel those aspects of the Material World (Genesis 1:1) that provide the evidence for the accuracy of the Bible. I do expect some advanced knowledge of Biblical Biochemistry before I shall discuss these intricate matters on this open Forum!

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[1] Of course! If they fulfill God's Commands and believe in Jesus Christ our Lord they have a perfectly reasonable chance for Salvation (Ecclesiastes 12:13; John 3:18; Genesis 1:28). This means that they can act normal and healthy and produce new soldiers for Jesus to fight for Him come the End of Times!
So the statement "God hates asexuals" is inaccurate?

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I think you meant "micro-organisms". Organism and orgasm are two very different words. Not ones that you want to mix up.
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So the statement "God hates asexuals" is inaccurate?...
No. Elmer is saying that God may* stop hating any asexual if they stop being asexual. He would still hate asexuals, just not not them, because they'd stopped being asexual.


*conditional on them perfectly obeying the other 630-ish commandments in the Bible, as well, of course, see James 2:10


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No. Elmer is saying that God may* stop hating any asexual if they stop being asexual. He would still hate asexuals, just not not them, because they'd stopped being asexual.

*conditional on them perfectly obeying the other 630-ish commandments in the Bible, as well, of course, see James 2:10
Thank you, Mr. Much for being a literate person who - despite his unforgivable dismissal of everything that is pure and Sacred, i.e., Jesus - actually understands standard American instead of answering to some straw men thoughts of one's own. That said, we continue praying for your sin-sodden soul (Psalms 53:1)! Your smooth words will unfortunately NOT Save you!

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So the statement "God hates asexuals" is inaccurate?

I think you meant "micro-organisms". Organism and orgasm are two very different words. Not ones that you want to mix up.
Dear Person,

I would really appreciate if you refrained from using such coarse language on a Forum frequented by fragile women and unsaved children. I do know that you unsaved scum do engage in fornication for its pleasurable physiological aspects and try to find expressions of organismic release everywhere! That was not Jesus' Intention (Genesis 1:28), and I can assure you that during the time I was fulfilling my duty by performing conjugal relations, I was soon able to go through with that procedure by totally decoupling the release of semen from any pleasure. I cannot remember any occasion when I would have had any organisms, as you call them! I am very happy that the gift of menopause was given to my wife prematurely by Jesus and that exhausting part of my life is now permanently in the past.

You, however, should remember THIS:

Matthew 23:26
Thou blind Pharisee, cleanse first that which is within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also.


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No. Elmer is saying that God may* stop hating any asexual if they stop being asexual. He would still hate asexuals, just not not them, because they'd stopped being asexual.
Having sex doesn't make us stop being asexual. We're still not sexually attracted to anyone, which is the definition of asexuality.
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I would really appreciate if you refrained from using such coarse language on a Forum frequented by fragile women and unsaved children. I do know that you unsaved scum do engage in fornication for its pleasurable physiological aspects and try to find expressions of organismic release everywhere! That was not Jesus' Intention (Genesis 1:28), and I can assure you that during the time I was fulfilling my duty by performing conjugal relations, I was soon able to go through with that procedure by totally decoupling the release of semen from any pleasure. I cannot remember any occasion when I would have had any organisms, as you call them! I am very happy that the gift of menopause was given to my wife prematurely by Jesus and that exhausting part of my life is now permanently in the past.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 07-02-2016, 07:57 PM

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Having sex doesn't make us stop being asexual. We're still not sexually attracted to anyone, which is the definition of asexuality.
Nonsense. Hating God is the definition of asexuality. Denying Him of Soldiers for Jesus in an act against Him.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 07-02-2016, 09:57 PM

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Having sex doesn't make us stop being asexual. We're still not sexually attracted to anyone, which is the definition of asexuality...
Ah, you want to define it as a disorder (something that can be self-diagnosed by anyone on the internet), where Elmer and I have been addressing it as a behaviour (something that can be seen to actually exist). Fine, have your self-imposed "handicap", see how much sympathy it gets you here.

If God cared about your sexual desire, He would have made commandments about it. He didn't, so He doesn't. Look at Elmer. Do you think his wife ever got hot and bothered contemplating the dirty with him? But she's saved (according to the Bible and Landover).

He did, however, make commandments about making babies (lots of them), so when you don't do that, He doesn't like it (or you). <-- the point, please get it already


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 07-03-2016, 06:18 PM

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Having sex doesn't make us stop being asexual. We're still not sexually attracted to anyone, which is the definition of asexuality.
Jesus doesn't care what about attractions, either to people or chores. Consider the following parable Jesus tells. I've changed the tone and occupation so it's easy for enough for even you to understand (Matthew 21:28-32)

The Story of Two Sons
Tell me what you think of this story: A man had two sons. He went up to the first and said, 'Son, now that you're married, go mount your wife and produce some grandchildren for the LORD.'

The son answered, 'Ew, I don’t want to. I don't fancy her.' Later on he thought better of it and went to do his duty (Genesis 1:28).

The father gave the same command to the second son. He answered, 'Sure, glad to!' But he never went.

Which of the two sons did what the father asked?

The disciples said, "The first."

Jesus replied, "Yes, and I tell you that crooks and whores are going to precede you into God’s kingdom. When you were told what to do, you paid lip service and then failed to do your duty. I know crooks and whores who understand the importance of doing what needs to be done, but you're lazy, vain, incompetent fools, selling your soul to the most instant kind of physical and emotional gratification you can find. You're experience whores is what you are, and you can rot in Hell unless you do as you're told for all I care."


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 07-17-2016, 06:35 PM

Alright, I've been reading through a lot of the comments here and I felt like I had to present my opinion as well since I am asexual.

First of all, I find it very sad how a lot of people are treated here.
I don't think it's fair that people get attacked for who they are.

I am asexual. What does that mean?
Asexuality means that a person doesn't feel sexually attracted to anyone.
It does not mean that these people want the human race to die out or anything like that.
For example: An asexual person wouldn't check out strangers and maybe think: "Yeah, I'd have sex with that person."
They don't feel anything like that.
This may be hard to believe for some people, but imagine it like this:
Think of a person, any person, that you do NOT feel sexually attracted to. Now just imagine feeling the same way about everyone on the planet. That is what asexuality is.

BUT! Every asexual is different. For example: Some asexual people may still choose to have sex, because they do want to have their own family. Some asexual people may even have sex because they like it. Yes it is possible to like sex but not feel sexually attracted to the person.

And then there are people like me. I personally am not planning on ever having sex for multiple reasons.
I feel very uncomfortable even talking about it and the idea just doesn't make me feel comfortable.
Also, I've been asked out by multiple guys already, but I never knew at first if they really liked me for who I was or if they just wanted to have sex with me. Every single guy that has asked me out before (about 8 guys) told me they found me very attractive. But as soon as I told them that I am asexual, they would loose interest in me. To me, that proves that they only wanted to have sex with me.
And if you are wondering, yes I am a virgin and I am planning on dying a virgin as well.
If I ever get married (And I'm not sure if I will) I want to be married to someone who loves me for who I am and who I love for who they are. Someone who can live and love without sex. And yes, if I ever get married it will be a sexless marriage. So if I ever want to raise children, I would adopt.

I know I am only 16 but judging by everyone else in my age I know, I don't think that it's a "normal" way to feel about sex at this age.

A lot of my friends find it hard to believe that I am asexual, but this is who I am. And I don't want people to hate on others just because of their sexuality.

I don't care what anyone here might think of me now. And I don't care if I go to heaven or hell because I don't believe in God, heaven or hell.
And even if I would, I've done a lot of good things in my life already, believe me. Would I really be punished for just not being sexually attracted to anyone?


On a final note I would also like to point out how sick and nasty a lot of people come across here. To be completely honest, I've met a lot of people that behave the exact same way. I've also met people who don't believe in God and/or even "praise Satan".
And you know what? All those non-religious people are a lot nicer than almost every single person here.

I respect your believes. I really really do. But you should also respect mine. Every person is who they are. And it is no ones job to tell anyone who they can and can't marry.
If you believe that people who are asexual will go to hell then that's fine. But them "going to hell" doesn't affect you or your life in any way, so please just let them be.

Every single person is born the way they are and everyone needs to learn to accept that. What will happen to them is not your problem.

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 07-17-2016, 07:54 PM

Hello young man and welcome to our forums. Before I address your post, I admit that I skipped rather a lot of it because it was extremely long and got rather boring very quickly. Also, I very much doubt whether you have read the entire thread. Had you done so, you might not have felt the need to inflict your views on us. That said:

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I know I am only 16....

In that case you are underage and are on these forums under false pretenses, in deliberate violation of the terms and conditions which you agreed to when you signed up.

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I respect your believes. I really really do. But you should also respect mine.

The word is beliefs. I, personally, have zero interest in your beliefs, if indeed you have any. No True Christian™ member of these forums signs up to your websites to abuse you. We simply ignore you. You might want to think about that, before barging into our Private forums to whimper that "It's so unfair!"

And you might do well to take note of Colossians 3:25. But he that doeth wrong shall receive for the wrong which he hath done: and there is no respect of persons.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 07-17-2016, 09:02 PM

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...First of all, I find it very sad how a lot of people are treated here...
Then don't read history.

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...And then there are people like me. I personally am not planning on ever having sex for multiple reasons.
I feel very uncomfortable even talking about it...
Except on the internet, to hundreds of strangers.

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...Every single guy that has asked me out before (about 8 guys) told me they found me very attractive. But as soon as I told them that I am asexual, they would loose interest in me. To me, that proves that they only wanted to have sex with me...
Go look up "strawman argument", and how they don't prove anything (except your own previously held conviction).

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...And if you are wondering, yes I am a virgin and I am planning on dying a virgin as well...
So do you want everyone else to be happy or sad about that?

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NEWSFLASH: AWKWARD HIGH-SCHOOLER IS UNCOMFORTABLE IN HER OWN SKIN. Someone call CNN, I'm sure that Turkey situation has had enough coverage already.

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...but judging by everyone else in my age I know, I don't think that it's a "normal" way to feel about sex at this age...
Go find me a "normal" 16 year old.

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...A lot of my friends find it hard to believe that I am asexual, but this is who I am...
A lot of your friends may be smart enough to realize that they're still growing (including their brains), and that shit changes fast at that age.

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...And I don't want people to hate on others just because of their sexuality...
Nobody here hates asexuals, GOD DOES (according to the Bible). Now can you get back to the topic?

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...I don't care what anyone here might think of me now...
So all this rant is just pointless adolescent venting? Colour me no not that shocked.

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...And you know what? All those non-religious people are a lot nicer than almost every single person here...
And you know what? Religion is not about being nice.

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...I respect your believes. I really really do...
So you "respect" things by saying they're wrong, mean, and hateful.

Go read a dictionary, and then the Bible.

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...But you should also respect mine...
WHY?

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...But them "going to hell" doesn't affect you or your life in any way, so please just let them be...
The Bible says it does, and they believe the Bible is true, so they believe it does.

Protip: if you want to argue with people about their beliefs, learn what those beliefs are, first.

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...Every single person is born the way they are and everyone needs to learn to accept that...
We're all born ignorant, helpless, and unable to do anything but eat, cry, and shit. Now I realize that's a redditor's fantasy lifestyle, but I'd rather help people progress from that state than accept it.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 07-21-2016, 06:17 AM

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Alright, I've been reading through a lot of the comments here and I felt like I had to present my opinion as well since I am asexual.

First of all, I find it very sad how a lot of people are treated here.
I don't think it's fair that people get attacked for who they are.

I am asexual. What does that mean?
Asexuality means that a person doesn't feel sexually attracted to anyone.
It does not mean that these people want the human race to die out or anything like that.
For example: An asexual person wouldn't check out strangers and maybe think: "Yeah, I'd have sex with that person."
They don't feel anything like that.
This may be hard to believe for some people, but imagine it like this:
Think of a person, any person, that you do NOT feel sexually attracted to. Now just imagine feeling the same way about everyone on the planet. That is what asexuality is.

BUT! Every asexual is different. For example: Some asexual people may still choose to have sex, because they do want to have their own family. Some asexual people may even have sex because they like it. Yes it is possible to like sex but not feel sexually attracted to the person.

And then there are people like me. I personally am not planning on ever having sex for multiple reasons.
I feel very uncomfortable even talking about it and the idea just doesn't make me feel comfortable.
Also, I've been asked out by multiple guys already, but I never knew at first if they really liked me for who I was or if they just wanted to have sex with me. Every single guy that has asked me out before (about 8 guys) told me they found me very attractive. But as soon as I told them that I am asexual, they would loose interest in me. To me, that proves that they only wanted to have sex with me.
And if you are wondering, yes I am a virgin and I am planning on dying a virgin as well.
If I ever get married (And I'm not sure if I will) I want to be married to someone who loves me for who I am and who I love for who they are. Someone who can live and love without sex. And yes, if I ever get married it will be a sexless marriage. So if I ever want to raise children, I would adopt.

I know I am only 16 but judging by everyone else in my age I know, I don't think that it's a "normal" way to feel about sex at this age.

A lot of my friends find it hard to believe that I am asexual, but this is who I am. And I don't want people to hate on others just because of their sexuality.

I don't care what anyone here might think of me now. And I don't care if I go to heaven or hell because I don't believe in God, heaven or hell.
And even if I would, I've done a lot of good things in my life already, believe me. Would I really be punished for just not being sexually attracted to anyone?


On a final note I would also like to point out how sick and nasty a lot of people come across here. To be completely honest, I've met a lot of people that behave the exact same way. I've also met people who don't believe in God and/or even "praise Satan".
And you know what? All those non-religious people are a lot nicer than almost every single person here.

I respect your believes. I really really do. But you should also respect mine. Every person is who they are. And it is no ones job to tell anyone who they can and can't marry.
If you believe that people who are asexual will go to hell then that's fine. But them "going to hell" doesn't affect you or your life in any way, so please just let them be.

Every single person is born the way they are and everyone needs to learn to accept that. What will happen to them is not your problem.

Thank you
You seem to be under the impression that your feelings should dictate how you act. You don't feel attraction to women or men. I don't care. Man up and do what God commanded you to do. Get a wife and be fruitful and multiply you jackass!


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