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Originally Posted by Chris Christie
As a fellow Christian and Governor of the state New Jersey, I was wondering on how you guys view my state. I have been doing my best to rebuild the shore after the horrible hurricane.
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I "view your state," sir, as the armpit, bowels, AND anus of the United States. New Jersey is an e coli-laden, pus-filled boil on the face of our great country. Your taxes are high, your roadways are dilapidated and congested, your women are slatterns, and your Godless denizens possess an unfathomable and unwarranted "pride" in being New Jerseyans. Also, none of you people knows how to drive properly (at least, that's what Mr. McIrish says when he has to drive though on his way to New York, which is another cesspool of sin). As a matter of fact, I would wager that New Whoresy is a modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah (Jude 1:7)!
That being said ... welcome to our friendly forums, and I pray that God smites your entire state with fire and eternal damnation!