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Default Re: HEYY - 03-22-2016, 10:31 AM
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Kind of a stupid question, but why did you name yourself darcydog?

Probably because she is one.


Isaiah 56:10


“His watchmen are blinde: they are all ignorant, they are all dumbe dogs, they cannot barke; sleeping, lying downe, louing to slumber.”


Her posts are ignorant, and she likes to sleep. Nuff said. She's a dog.

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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: HEYY - 03-22-2016, 11:29 PM
Ummm tbh I honestly don't even know, it was the only thing I could think of lol
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Default Re: HEYY - 03-23-2016, 02:34 AM
And I'm not a dog
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Default Re: HEYY - 03-23-2016, 02:49 AM
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And I'm not a dog
This could be true.


I've met some smart dogs.

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Default Re: HEYY - 03-23-2016, 03:04 AM
I'm not a dog, my fav animal is a dog
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I'm not a dog, my fav animal is a dog
Please be careful, dear child. Jesus has warned us! You should not mingle with the Created Canine Kind.

Philippians 3:2
Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of the concision.

Fortunately, this issue will be resolved once we (not inclusive at least not yet) are in Heaven!



Revelation 22:15
For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.


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Default Re: HEYY - 05-06-2016, 02:16 AM
There is nothing wrong with dogs, they are adorable and lovable and they are nothing to do with satan
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There is nothing wrong with dogs, they are adorable and lovable and they are nothing to do with satan


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Default Re: HEYY - 05-06-2016, 02:31 AM
Judging from your profile picture, I must say you seem to have an obsession with dogs?

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Default Re: HEYY - 05-10-2016, 11:33 PM
My profile pic is a wolf and no I don't have an "obsession" with dogs.
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Default Re: HEYY - 05-10-2016, 11:49 PM
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My profile pic is a wolf and no I don't have an "obsession" with dogs.
Hello Darcy,

Have you ever thought about making your profile picture your avatar?

Kind regards,

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Default Re: HEYY - 05-10-2016, 11:52 PM
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My profile pic is a wolf and no I don't have an "obsession" with dogs.
May I suggest changing it to something that praises Jesus? That would be a nice profile picture. Since you are on a True Christian forum, so it would make sense for you to have it relating to God, or Jesus, or The Bible etc.

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Default Re: HEYY - 05-11-2016, 12:00 AM
I changed my profile pic
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Default Re: HEYY - 05-11-2016, 12:07 AM
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I changed my profile pic
Can't say that is any better, did you even read what I said? This scripture may be for you. Proverbs 1:7 - The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

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