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Default Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution - 08-08-2011, 08:41 AM

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I never said electricity was man made.. I already proved it is from God. Once again you attempt to mislead and it isn't working. You were talking about circuits and machines and what have you. Those are man made using the tools God has given us. Just like you make a chair out of wood. The wood comes from god, we take what he has given us and use it. Electricity isn't the law of nature.. it's the will of God.
If you want to believe God "gave" us wood, then so be it! I have all the same basis to believe a Flying Spaghetti Monster did. Electricity isn't the will of God, as it functions the same everywhere. If it is the WILL of "God", then you must admit that terrorist attacks that use electricity, are the will of "God".


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If you want to believe God "gave" us wood, then so be it! I have all the same basis to believe a Flying Spaghetti Monster did. Electricity isn't the will of God, as it functions the same everywhere. If it is the WILL of "God", then you must admit that terrorist attacks that use electricity, are the will of "God".
Of course they are the Will of God. Have you ever even SEEN a Bible?

(Isaiah 45:7) "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

He does it all, friend.

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Default Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution - 08-10-2011, 07:11 AM

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Yeah, and nowhere in the Bible does it talk about many, many other things that are today a fact. Electrons? OH PLEASE! They don't exist now, do they? No one can give you an exact date of when the earth was formed, but any scientist will give you this straight up: There is NO evidence that the earth was formed less than a million years ago. And that's stretching it.
The Bible describes electricity without necessarily explaining it. The age of the world and the sequence of creation however are things which God HAS explained.

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Why is it that you purposely lie to us? On one hand you say it says nothing.. and on the other you say it does.. but still you argue the point. You are seriously confused and require immediate psychiatric treatment. I recommend electroshock therapy..
& you don't even need to wait for a thunderstorm these days from antiquity:

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The ancient Greeks and Romans used its electric power to treat people of some ailments, such as gout, headache, etc. by placing the fish [electric ray 200 volts] on the temples of the patients!
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Default Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution - 08-10-2011, 10:59 PM

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If you want to believe God "gave" us wood,
God gives me wood every day Sir! That's why I PRAISE Holy name.
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then so be it! I have all the same basis to believe a Flying Spaghetti Monster did.
Don't be absurd, just because someone wrote down some nonsense in a book means it's true. I mean what's next, talking animals??
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Electricity isn't the will of God, as it functions the same everywhere. If it is the WILL of "God", then you must admit that terrorist attacks that use electricity, are the will of "God".
Yes, terrorists attacks are the Will of God. What do you think God is stupid or incompetent? Jesus lets terrorists attack to help sinners stop sinning.



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Default Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution - 08-15-2011, 01:50 PM

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I DARE any Secularist to look at that the first picture of a steaming pile of shit and EXPLAIN to me how it turned into Reverend Osborne ! Evolution is SUPPOSED to be gradual change over time, animals just adapting their forums in reaction to environmental pressure. Well Atheists, if this is true THEN show how deep down Jim is a just a boiling pit of toxic mud in the shape of a man.
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Don't you support the Constitution of the United States?
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So you're not a secularist??

Don't you support the Constitution of the United States?
He would have to read it first and there is the beginning of many problems associated with the dogma of these Baptwits and their mangled interpretations of everything from the Bible to the tax assessments they ignore like an Osmond family suicide.

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So you're not a secularist??

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So you're not a secularist??

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Also we don't have tails because our ancestor(ape) didn't. Big apes lost their tail because they evolved a arboreal locomotion called brachiation, thus the tail became superfluous
a bit like language being superfluous when we have spambots? Your namesake did not bot
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Default Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution - 08-17-2011, 05:21 AM

Haha, such a fairy tale. I'm glad I figured out that this evilution was pure bullshit
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