Quote:
Originally Posted by Mind numbingly boring tidal wave of warm spit
Neither "missing" not "tiny" is applicable.
|
What's this talk of you living in a nice neighborhood? You live in a muddy, weed infested, grass-less waste with a rusty old pickup out front, laundry hanging on a line to dry, and a garden filled with compost. You live in the sticks, woman!!! I had to drive down a bumpy dirt road to get to your house and the smell almost turned me away.
Did you know that this woman doesn't have electricity, gas, or water? They use homemade candles for light, fire for cooking and boiling stream water, and they dig holes out in their garden patch for toilet/garden fertilizer. You just don't get any more hippie than that. And all those dream catchers, pentagrams, geodes are over the top. She even sticks leaves and feathers in that mangy uncombed mess of graying cotton she calls hair.
Having taken a trip to Matilda's home some weeks, back after tracking her down with Tali's DOF connections, in order to put the fear of God into her I can tell you that she does not live in a nice neighborhood, much less a nice house.
Her husband looks like a 14 year old nerd. I swear I though he was her son. I think my forearms are bigger than his thighs. Despite what was previously assumes Matilda is quite skinny. She and her husband are vegetarians. And he's missing a front tooth. They go into the local town and she posts here from an internet café.