[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

If I could get something useful it would be a glow in the dark toilet seat.

My prostrate is the size of a small child, so I have to pass water frequently throughout the night. Because I am so righteous, Jesus personally follows me with a flashlight. While I'm urinating, it gets a little awkward. We usually make uncomfortable small talk and clear our throats a lot.

[toadtanker]

There are different kinds of bacteria. Bad ones can cause someone to become sick and die. That's why we wash our hands with soap. Some bacteria are "good". An example is milk curdling. Bacteria cause the substances in the milk to change(chemical reactions caused by the bacteria). This is how cheese is made (yummy). Yogurt is made from dairy so it contains this bacteria. It causes the substances in your food to change quicker than they normally do in your colon. It helps with "going potty". You don't need Activia stuff to help with digestion. Any good yogurt will do. It also tastes good. Add fruit and it's awesome.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by toadtanker

There are different kinds of bacteria. Bad ones can cause someone to become sick and die. That's why we wash our hands with soap. Some bacteria are "good". An example is milk curdling. Bacteria cause the substances in the milk to change(chemical reactions caused by the bacteria). This is how cheese is made (yummy). Yogurt is made from dairy so it contains this bacteria. It causes the substances in your food to change quicker than they normally do in your colon. It helps with "going potty". You don't need Activia stuff to help with digestion. Any good yogurt will do. It also tastes good. Add fruit and it's awesome.

This is a good example of twisted secular thinking when God is removed from society.

Friend, no True Christian™ would drink curdled milk and and recall it as a "good" experience.

And I left yogurt when I choose to no longer be a sissy homosexual. It's not a Godly food for a real man.

As for "going potty", I love Jesus Christ and he sees to it that my bowels work just fine in return. Without infected or rotting food. And certainly without queer Yoplait.

In Christ

[Thomas Dalton]

Originally Posted by toadtanker

There are different kinds of bacteria. Bad ones can cause someone to become sick and die. That's why we wash our hands with soap. Some bacteria are "good". An example is milk curdling. Bacteria cause the substances in the milk to change(chemical reactions caused by the bacteria). This is how cheese is made (yummy).

I'd like to ask you to read "Probiotic prophylaxis in predicted severe acute pancreatitis: a randomised, double-blind, placebo-controlled trial" from Besselink et al. in the Lancet, published on february 2008.
It explains how Satan worshiping scientists killed 13 people with your precious "good" bacteria. The paper doesn't mention the religion of the patients or the lifestyle choices of the researchers, but I wouldn't be surprised if the ones killed were Christians, murdered by E. coli obsessed homersexual researchers.

Also, cheese isn't made with bacteria. Get your facts right, like I do, before you post a reaction please.