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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-30-2016, 02:44 PM

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I'm always willing to respect the views of others.
Why would you assume that all views are worthy of respect? God has no respect for people who don't share His views.

1 Jn 5:10b He that believeth not God hath made him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of his Son.

Rev 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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We are all sinners, we have all committed sins in our lives.
This is true. We're all born in sin and incapable of doing good.

Ps 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

Rom 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Jer 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

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The Bible tells us that we ALL can get to heaven simply by believing in Jesus Christ.
Yes, but most people will go to hell by not believing in Jesus.

Mk 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

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We are to follow his commandments and obey his rules.
Every single one, always.

Jas 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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I don't claim to be a perfect Christian.
Then you are not a Christian – see this sermon: True Christians are Perfect!

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The Bible says that all men are created in Gods likeness. We are all Gods children . . .
But that image was corrupted by the Fall. Only Christians can claim to be God's children.

Jn 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.

Philippians 2:15 That ye may be blameless and harmless, the sons of God, without rebuke, in the midst of a crooked and perverse nation, among whom ye shine as lights in the world;

1 Jn 3:1 Behold, what manner of love the Father hath bestowed upon us, that we should be called the sons of God: therefore the world knoweth us not, because it knew him not.

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John 15:12 This is my commandment, That ye love one another, as I have loved you.
Here Jesus is addressing His disciples. He is commanding them to love one another, not everyone. In fact, we should hate God's enemies.

Ps 139:21-22
21 Do not I hate them, O Lord, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.


You may also find this sermon interesting: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Sinner Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-03-2017, 06:47 PM

Not only do I hate lefties in life I feel that most of them don't want saving. We could beat it out of them or they could (I'll be it unlikely) "learn" to be the way God an society wants them to be. But at the end of the day they are sinners who lost there way and indulge in what some would call "creative" delights. God created us and we are mentioned to be that and nothing more but to serve his will as we see it.

Statisticlly even the so called sciences have proven that lefties are more likely to become killers, outcast from most social groups and are ridiculously prone to sinnful emotional outburst. That's just who they are and I don't think we can do anything for them but hope they don't have any children and raise them against God.


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I was lucky.
My mother's farther was a lefty and he was cursed due to his sinnful ways and became colourblind meaning he couldn't sever his county in the Vietnam war.


Colour blindness and left handedness destroyed that family and ended with my granda being shunned by his own sons after learning why he didn't go to defend the world.
Oh you may be asking aren't you colourblind cause of the devil "science" we call DNA make you colourblind.
Lou and behold their precious science didn't help them with me.
On my 4th birthday I was diagnosed with Colourblindness.
Unthinkable.
Righteous was I though but a babe and was baptised by fire and ice by my pastor Gregory Reginald R. M.


BLESSED was I where then and there I was no longer colourblind but received a colour from the Ather.
Indeed when I started to write 4 years later I wrote with my right as the affliction was cast out at a young age. If not I was to be cast out motherless into the world alone in shame for what I could have been.
No one better to tell you that 'we' can change. Left handedness broke apart my mother's family and almost mine.
Do not rest. Over 10 percent of THE ENTIRE WORLD is left and against us. We must not stand for this.




Sorry if my writing is off my right wrist was broke at work from a heathens misjudgment (you know how it is) so I typed this whole thing with my left hand.






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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-03-2017, 07:04 PM

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My mother's farther... became colourblind meaning he couldn't sever his county in the Vietnam war.


Colour blindness... colourblind... colourblind... Colourblindness...

colourblind... colour ...

What part of America are you from, friend?


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-03-2017, 07:37 PM

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What part of America are you from, friend?
And why is her name written back-to-front? Maybe that and the spelling are part of a Cunning Plan to deceive us - that and the claim to have been baptized by someone who is either a Registered Midwife or a Returned Missionary (some mormon thing, when they get back from persecuting foreigners).


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-03-2017, 08:26 PM

Nobody can choose to be right-handed or left-handed, but they can choose to teach themselves how to use their non-writing hand in order to write. As for me, I'm ambidextrous, but because I was taught (forced) at an early age to write with my right hand, writing with my left hand is a problem. However, that's not the same for all tasks, as I type better with my left hand, and the job that I'm in requires me to be able to use both hands. For those who don't know, ambidextrous is between being right-handed and being left-handed, but I also have an extra ability (the ability to pick things up using my feet) and that's actually helpful because one of the issues that I was born with is related to my feet, and being able to pick things up with my feet means that my foot muscles are less likely to spasm.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-03-2017, 08:59 PM

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Nobody can choose to be right-handed or left-handed, but they can choose to teach themselves how to use their non-writing hand...
And that's all that the thread is asking for. So why the unasked-for and irrelevant personal details? Jesus (in the Bible) doesn't care why you're obeying Him, only that you are (or aren't, in which case ----> Hell).


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-03-2017, 10:53 PM

The added stuff is because people don't know what my abilities are. Also, the reason why I said that left-handed people could teach themselves to write right-handed is because right-handedness is actually favoured in most places. If they can't do it or don't want to do it, then that's entirely up to them. As for me, I'm happy being ambi, as I can do my job easier, and it also helps when said job involves me having to figure out how to take apart machines that I've never seen before.
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My mother's farther was a lefty and he was cursed due to his sinnful ways and became colourblind meaning he couldn't sever his county in the Vietnam war.
That's odd. I have a friend who served in Vietnam and his colorblindness was very useful - he was able to spot camouflaged tanks etc because he can distinguish shapes where most of us are fooled by colors.
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The added stuff is because people don't know what my abilities are...
Still unasked-for and irrelevant.

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...Also, the reason why I said that left-handed people could teach themselves to write right-handed is because right-handedness is actually favoured in most places. If they can't do it or don't want to do it, then that's entirely up to them...
Unless they profess to be Christian, then it does matter (to Jesus, as this thread has shown). And that's what this thread (and the entire forum) is about: educating people as to what the Bible actually says.

Not your personal thoughts, feelings, ambitions, whatever. Jesus (according to the Bible) doesn't care about any of that stuff, so why would the True Christians™?


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-04-2017, 03:26 PM

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I was born in Washington state but my family comes from Australia.
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I was born in Washington state but my family comes from Australia.

The promiscuous use of the letter "U" is considered unseemly in America. We prefer brevity in spelling here.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-05-2017, 05:56 PM

To shed some light on the whole left-hand dilemma, let me share an anecdote that made me completely rethink the way I thought about the issue at hand.

To preface, I was an avid left-hander for most of my life. It was not until I found god that I realized my sin. I went so far as going to left-handed parades and promotions. I even met my left-handed partner at a left-handed bar, but alas that is me no longer. My previous partner deserves to slowly burn in hell along with anyone that considers the notion that using your left-handed is okay.


It all began on a warm summers evening in San Francisco, a city infamous for its large left handed population. My partner and I were driving along the coast, when something struck. This thought had been lingering in the back of my head for years. It had brought about this indescribable depression in me, but I never could quite put my finger on it until this moment: right is right, left is wrong. But what made me have this realization? Slow down, I will explain young padawan. What side of the road do we drive on in the all holy America? The right side. What side of the road do they drive on in the left-handed Europe with their left-handed dance clubs and tight left-handed clothing? The left side. It hit me harder than my mom after the time I talked to the negro down the street. I was almost as sinful as those dirty left-handed Europeans. So I told my left-handed partner to pull over to the side of the road. Perplexed, he pulled over. I tossed my left-handed scissors over the side of the road, I broke my left handed lighter, and, lord forgive me, my left-handed, oh please lord forgive me,...bible. But please forgive me, I bought the correct version soon thereafter. I told my partner to beat it because god hates left-handers.


That was the old me. The new me is different. I don't sin by going to left-handed clubs or dating left-handed partners. Because the right life is the right life. I hope that I could at least cure one of you left-handers. Please repent from your sins. Just be thankful you're not Jewish or Asian, you still have a chance. USE IT!
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-05-2017, 06:11 PM

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What side of the road do they drive on in the left-handed Europe with their left-handed dance clubs and tight left-handed clothing? The left side.
I don't wish to confuse you with the facts, dear, but in Europe (or "sur le Continong", as we say) they drive on the right. Even the Swiss! The only pseudo-European countries that drive on the left are the Republic of Ireland and the United Kingdom (which is soon to secede from Europe).


I confidently expect the UK to change when Allan Verno Evans takes the throne, though. It may cause a certain amount of confusion at the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic, but that is just one small drop in the ocean of the Irish problem.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-05-2017, 06:50 PM

I apologize for the confusion. I have only been in the UK and deducted that they were all the same. I'm just a dunce is all. Nonetheless, I think it's clear that we don't want to be like those dang Europeans. #makeamericaright-handedagain
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I apologize for the confusion. I have only been in the UK and deducted that they were all the same. I'm just a dunce is all. Nonetheless, I think it's clear that we don't want to be like those dang Europeans. #makeamericaright-handedagain

Mr. Stack, Christians have to develop thick skin, due to the constant attacks of the vile and unsaved wretches of the world. We usually choose to ignore the rudeness of those who come among us without following the direction to make a proper introduction and, even now, I do not seek to rebuke you for that failing. However, in reading what little information you have provided, it seems clear to me that you are likely a godless homosexual. What do you have to say for yourself, fellow?


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-05-2017, 07:58 PM

Dear Mr. Moss,

How dare you excuse me of such a horrid accusation. I would have expected such stupidity from Westboro, but from Landover? Have some decency sir.


I propose something further, nestled deep in your psyche. You are in fact a godless homosexual. How did I come by this logic? You called me a homosexual to make sure the fellas of landover wouldn't think you're a homosexual. How could they suspect you with such a bold claim. Very smart Mr. Moss, very smart. But not in fact smarting enough for me.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-05-2017, 08:24 PM

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...I would have expected such stupidity from Westboro, but from Landover?...
Of course, n00b's expectations are exactly what every True Christian™ needs to meet.

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...I propose something further, nestled deep in your psyche. You are in fact a godless homosexual. How did I come by this logic?...
What, the "I know you are, but what am I?" argument? You probably encountered it in kindergarten, as most did.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-05-2017, 08:34 PM

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Dear Mr. Moss,

How dare you excuse me of such a horrid accusation. I would have expected such stupidity from Westboro, but from Landover? Have some decency sir.

I propose something further, nestled deep in your psyche. You are in fact a godless homosexual. How did I come by this logic? You called me a homosexual to make sure the fellas of landover wouldn't think you're a homosexual. How could they suspect you with such a bold claim. Very smart Mr. Moss, very smart. But not in fact smarting enough for me.
Thank you Mr. Moss for sharing with me my social faux pas in failing to properly introduce myself to a community of people with which I wish to fellowship.
Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forum! I'm gratified to hear one more person has put Satan behind him and refused to engage in left-handedness for a moment longer. However, in your haste to share your newfound spiritual freedom, you seem to have forgotten your manners. Please be courteous and mind your betters. You can find the introduction forum HERE.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-05-2017, 09:22 PM

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Dear Mr. Moss,

How dare you excuse me of such a horrid accusation.

I fear that your expressed outrage is simply a sham, one designed to avoid admitting to your perversion. You call your partner "he" while claiming to be a man yourself, you are involved in some way with San Francisco and you have been to England. I count that as a clear indication of homosexuality. God hates Homosexuals and He also hates liars.


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