A paddle. A Biblical concept corrupted as always by Jesus' enemies who want to change Sacred things into gateway sins of homosexuality and promiscuitity. Once again, they have succeeded. The new summerfun craze
Stand Up Paddling (SUP) is spreading like the locust plague and attracted innocent people from toddlers to the demented elder. In this sport, people are on their feet on floating boards and use a paddle to move the board accross the water. Seems
suspicious and it is. First, we must ask, what Jesus intended paddles to be used for.
Deuteronomy 23:13
And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
A paddle was created to dig a toilet to cover faeces.
First offence: a tool intended to very private use is flaunted shamelessly on a beach by scantily-clothed alluring young men and women. This is an invitation to extramarital fornication, underage sodomy and eventually the
extinction of the human race, as the tiresome and often revolting marital begetting becomes (Genesis 1:28) even more
repulsive after having tasted these more attractive pleasures.
Second offence: idolatry. This SUP thingy is used to practise
yoga, an Asiatic false religion(2 Kings 19:18). As we can see, the real motivation is to gain flexibility in order to be able to immerse oneself in
oral gaysexual self-abuse (Deuteronomy 23:17).
Third offence: seducing old timers. While many a 90-year-old can be Saved and cannot himself fall from Grace, there are millions of young youths with
sodomistic tendencies who cannot
resist the sight of a charmingly silver-haired man fondling his paddle giving up signals that those slightly
trembling hands could be shaking while holding a more fleshy paddle instead (1 Kings 14:24).
Fourth offence: children and pets. Will no-one protect the children! SUP teaches boys to in the submissive position ready to be abused by Catholic popes, such as Benedict and Frances (Ephesians 6:4). In addition, people take
dogs as passengers. In this physically close surroundings,
bestiality automatically becomes an option and
Satan will quickly recruit these children to
the canine coitus (Isaiah 56:11).
Fifth offence: whoredom (Leviticus 19:29).
Sixth offence: apostasy and Islam. Muslims are as we speak abusing this craze for their own goals that coincide exactly with the Catholic and homosexual agendas.
They are all working together. This is the Truth™. They are showing happy muslim men dressed in women's clothing paddling merrily and giving the impression that it is all about fun and sunshine. It is not. It is about dismissing Jesus (John 3:18) and embracing atheism.
Jesus strikes back
Not only is Heaven denied from everybody to practises this oceanic
onania. Jesus is also at this very moment sending His
Created Creatures to attack the SUP paddlers everywhere. While many sinners do not care about eternity, this could be a good deterrent to the innocent youth to refrain from this dangerous path to sodomy and
prostitution. The giant whales (Genesis 1:21) and behemoths are attacking paddlers everywhere.
Jesus still needs our prayers to fight this menace to all that is pure, Godly and threatens to destroy all humanity only days before the
Second Coming and Rapture!
Numbers 25:5
And Moses said unto the judges of Israel, Slay ye every one his men that were joined unto Baalpeor.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer