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Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 09:25 AM
I have never seen such an insane example of extremist in my life. I have never in my life seen such a group of people as miss guided as on these message boards.
Now before I have anyone trying to bash me for my post, I will explain my background for you. I am not a God-fearing man, I do not attend church regularly nor do I pray. I am an agnostic. Not an atheist, Wiccan, Jew, Christian, or otherwise. I believe in the possibility of God. However I have so many doubts in my life that no God has ever answered for me. In my times of need it was not God who saved me, but myself, my family, and my friends. These ties to my family, and not to religion, have got me further in life than a lot of people. I work hard for 40 hours a week and attend college where I study a degree in Networking. I am a honest, hard working person who betters himself without the help of God.
Now, as for my message to everyone here on these boards. You need to stop and re-evaluate your lives and your morals. Not only do you all display sin, but non of you follow the so called path of Jesus you claim to.
Here is a list of things you all are against for you children.
Halo 3
Super Mario Galaxy
The Hamburger Helper Hand
McDonalds
Scrabble
The Chicken of the Sea Mermaid
All other religions except Baptist
All other races except the white.
Europe
Gays
Dora the Explorer
PETA
Acronyms
Pokemon
Computer Games
Sex-Ed
Safe-Sex
Hula Hoops
The Metric System
Breastfeeding
I will touch on some more of the more off the wall ones.
Scrabble – In the post referring to Scrabble, the lady implied that the board game spelled out words such as “Homosexual”. Let me educate you some on Scrabble. You get a bag, it is filled with letters on wooden squares. Now the chances of you getting a 7 letter word on your first pull from a bag:
There are 100 tiles in scrabble and we are choosing 7. Thus, there are 100 ways to to choose the first tile, 99 ways to choose the second, and so forth down to 94. If we chose them in order, we'd have 100*99*98*97*96*95*94 permutations. However, we don't care about the order, so we have to take the above product and divide by the number of ways we can permute the 7 tiles, which is 7*6*5*4*3*2*1. The shorthand way to express this number of combinations is "100 choose 7" or
[IMG]file:///C:/Users/ud360a/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtml1/02/clip_image002.jpg[/IMG]
By dividing the two ratios above ((100*99*98*97*96*95*94) / (7*6*5*4*3*2*1)), we come up with 16,007,560,800. Since most letters appear multiple times, the number of possible letter combinations is far less.
Homosexual is one of the words that was presented. Now this is a ten letter word. And to actually spell this word it would take two turns of building onto that word.
So by all logics this means that your child constructed the word, not the board game. And to say Scrabble is the devil is like calling the very language you are speaking the devil.
Breastfeeding: I read a post where people were calling breast feeding a “Gateway sin”. Denying your newborn baby the nutrients it requires from milk is almost as good as killing them. Breastfeeding wasn’t recently invented. Before there were shopping centers where you crazy ass people could go pick up your milk and tell some one they need Jesus, there was a cave. In this cave was a Man, and Woman, and a child. It was dark, damp and dangerous to go outside. You feed a newborn in those circumstances. You’ll be ripping your blouses up to get to that tit.
Those are the only two I am going to touch upon, but I assure you all of the others just as crazy.
Now, not only are yall against some off the wall shit. But you’re racist extremist.
You all give this country a bad name, and I am ashamed to share my home with you. I am also ashamed for the first time to be white. I have never seen such a horrid example of dumbasses in my life. You and anyone else who you call friend should be put on a boat, and sent to see if the world actually is round. You piffleing bunch of mormons. Do me a favor and cut off the testicals of yourselves and your male children we don’t have to worry about any more of you.
You are the ones that, (if there is a hell) will be rotting in it.
Blow me you sick piffles.
I’m going to go now because my anger at you all has gotten me to ranting.
I will leave you with some final thoughts. Mothers, if you actually follow this forum you are no mothers at all.
And with a question….
Can God create a rock so heavy that he himself cannot lift it?
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 09:35 AM
Wow, what a rant.
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[IMG]file:///C:/Users/ud360a/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtml1/02/clip_image002.jpg[/IMG]
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Before I actually read it, can you send us your C-drive? That way we have a complete picture of what you are trying to say.
Thanks!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 09:39 AM
No idea what you're talking about. If theres any error, I assure you it's your message board.
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 09:42 AM
You were studying networking, right?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 09:48 AM
Yes, and if you wish to have a battle of wits about anything computer related, or even for that matter website related, be my guest. I advise you to stick to a field you know, the Bible.
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 09:52 AM
And let me further reply as to what you're saying you're seeing.
You're saying you're seeing a file path, which points to the clipboard. This, if it has happened, is because I copy and pasted out of Microsoft Word. Everything I copy and pasted shows up on my computer in the board just fine. So if there is a problem, I assure you it's with this board or your computer sir.
If you need me to re-type it so that you can see what I have said, then I will. Otherwise leave your sarcasm at the door when it come to computers. I don't question you about your Bible, you can't touch my knowledge about computers. We will leave it at that.
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 09:55 AM
Friend, making a mistake isn't that bad (although it IS rather silly to link to a file on your local drive ) but vehemently denying you made the mistake is what makes you a fool.
Numbers 22:29
Balaam answered the donkey, "You have made a fool of me! If I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now."
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by 333OnlyHalfEvil
Everything I copy and pasted shows up on my computer in the board just fine. So if there is a problem, I assure you it's with this board or your computer sir.
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Try refreshing this page with Ctrl-F5 sunshine (and move your file to somewhere else), and prepare to apologise with a BIG RED FACE.
So you don't know how local caching works either?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:02 AM
Son, I did link to a file on my computer.
Not only did I not link to a file on my computer, but I'll do you one even better. That is not the file path I would save any files to. If you knew anything about computers you would see that it is labeled in the file path.
Now, I did not make a mistake. I simply highlighted my text out of Microsoft Word, held cntrl hit the c button. If you did not know, that is the shortcut for copying. Now in Microsoft word there is a clipboard, in which everything you have copied is saved. IF there was something going on that went wrong when I held cntrl and then hit my v button. (The shortcut for paste) Then it went wrong with YOUR message boards. Not MY posting. I can say with certainty that I have made more forum post than you have in your entire lifetime.
Now as I said cut your sarcastic bull shit you piece of trash. If you need me to repost, I will. If you wish to continue to exemplify your knowledge of computers we can have a go.
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:05 AM
Not only did I refresh. I'll do you one better.
I cleared my cookies and my file history. After that showed no signs of showing me what you saw, I opened it up in Firefox. Still, no signs of anything but what I had typed.
Sorry son, you have an epic fail.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by 333OnlyHalfEvil
Now in Microsoft word there is a clipboard, in which everything you have copied is saved.
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Wrong again friend: the clipboard is a Windows (API) feature, which can be used by other programs. Stop digging!
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Now as I said cut your sarcastic bull shit you piece of trash. If you need me to repost, I will. If you wish to continue to exemplify your knowledge of computers we can have a go.
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You assume too much friend. And by calling me a piece of trash, you have deserved yourself a shiny infraction!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:09 AM
I have never seen such an insane example of extremist in my life. I have never in my life seen such a group of people as miss guided as on these message boards.
Now before I have anyone trying to bash me for my post, I will explain my background for you. I am not a God-fearing man, I do not attend church regularly nor do I pray. I am an agnostic. Not an atheist, Wiccan, Jew, Christian, or otherwise. I believe in the possibility of God. However I have so many doubts in my life that no God has ever answered for me. In my times of need it was not God who saved me, but myself, my family, and my friends. These ties to my family, and not to religion, have got me further in life than a lot of people. I work hard for 40 hours a week and attend college where I study a degree in Networking. I am a honest, hard working person who betters himself without the help of God.
Now, as for my message to everyone here on these boards. You need to stop and re-evaluate your lives and your morals. Not only do you all display sin, but non of you follow the so called path of Jesus you claim to.
Here is a list of things you all are against for you children.
Halo 3
Super Mario Galaxy
The Hamburger Helper Hand
McDonalds
Scrabble
The Chicken of the Sea Mermaid
All other religions except Baptist
All other races except the white.
Europe
Gays
Dora the Explorer
PETA
Acronyms
Pokemon
Computer Games
Sex-Ed
Safe-Sex
Hula Hoops
The Metric System
Breastfeeding
I will touch on some more of the more off the wall ones.
Scrabble – In the post referring to Scrabble, the lady implied that the board game spelled out words such as “Homosexual”. Let me educate you some on Scrabble. You get a bag, it is filled with letters on wooden squares. Now the chances of you getting a 7 letter word on your first pull from a bag:
There are 100 tiles in scrabble and we are choosing 7. Thus, there are 100 ways to to choose the first tile, 99 ways to choose the second, and so forth down to 94. If we chose them in order, we'd have 100*99*98*97*96*95*94 permutations. However, we don't care about the order, so we have to take the above product and divide by the number of ways we can permute the 7 tiles, which is 7*6*5*4*3*2*1. The shorthand way to express this number of combinations is "100 choose 7" or
[IMG]file:///C:/Users/ud360a/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtml1/02/clip_image002.jpg[/IMG]
By dividing the two ratios above ((100*99*98*97*96*95*94) / (7*6*5*4*3*2*1)), we come up with 16,007,560,800. Since most letters appear multiple times, the number of possible letter combinations is far less.
Homosexual is one of the words that was presented. Now this is a ten letter word. And to actually spell this word it would take two turns of building onto that word.
So by all logics this means that your child constructed the word, not the board game. And to say Scrabble is the devil is like calling the very language you are speaking the devil.
Breastfeeding: I read a post where people were calling breast feeding a “Gateway sin”. Denying your newborn baby the nutrients it requires from milk is almost as good as killing them. Breastfeeding wasn’t recently invented. Before there were shopping centers where you crazy ass people could go pick up your milk and tell some one they need Jesus, there was a cave. In this cave was a Man, and Woman, and a child. It was dark, damp and dangerous to go outside. You feed a newborn in those circumstances. You’ll be ripping your blouses up to get to that tit.
Those are the only two I am going to touch upon, but I assure you all of the others just as crazy.
Now, not only are yall against some off the wall shit. But you’re racist extremist.
You all give this country a bad name, and I am ashamed to share my home with you. I am also ashamed for the first time to be white. I have never seen such a horrid example of dumbasses in my life. You and anyone else who you call friend should be put on a boat, and sent to see if the world actually is round. You piffleing bunch of mormons. Do me a favor and cut off the testicals of yourselves and your male children we don’t have to worry about any more of you.
You are the ones that, (if there is a hell) will be rotting in it.
Blow me you sick piffles.
I’m going to go now because my anger at you all has gotten me to ranting.
I will leave you with some final thoughts. Mothers, if you actually follow this forum you are no mothers at all.
And with a question….
Can God create a rock so heavy that he himself cannot lift it?
(Now I've copy and pasted this again, from notepad because I will not spend my time re-typing something for a bunch of scum. If it doesn't work this time, because you all have a shitty board, then that is not my problem, the board suits you.)
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by 333OnlyHalfEvil
Not only did I refresh. I'll do you one better.
I cleared my cookies and my file history. After that showed no signs of showing me what you saw, I opened it up in Firefox. Still, no signs of anything but what I had typed.
Sorry son, you have an epic fail.
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Have you moved the file? Have you tried another PC?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:12 AM
I know what the clipboard is. I know how it works, I did not say that Microsoft office owns the clipboard, I said it uses it. Blow me shmuck. By blatantly ignoring what I had to say you prove yourself that you have no answers for the logic I brought to you.
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:17 AM
I now see the url you're talking about. And you're a dumbass. I don't care if that URL is there. It was a picture that accidentally got copy and pasted into my word document. I thought you were saying you couldn't see my argument all together.
Now you're just showing me that you cannot even grasp what I had to say and chose not to respond to it, but rather get into an argument about computers with me. (Which I assure you, I still know more about than your old wrinkly ass).
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by 333OnlyHalfEvil
Blow me shmuck.
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My my, a little edgy eh friend? I should ban you for this, but I think Jesus may have guided you to this forum, so I'll let you live (for now)
But: [IMG ]file:///C:/Users/ud360a/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtml1/02/clip_image002.jpg[/IMG]
Do you really think anyone else in the world (except you) can see the image?
Answer me that, and we'll take a dab at your, ahum, "logic".
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:24 AM
Mistakenly copied dipshit. I copy and pasted those numbers from a Scrabble site. The picture was with it, I did see it therefor, didn't delete it. Now do you have anything to say about my argument so I can shoot that down? Huh wrinkly ass? And please, give me more infractions. You white trash piece of shit, if I ever met any of you mother piffleers I'd beat your asses. I'd take all of you mother piffleers and boot you right out of my country.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:28 AM
I'll infract you when I want to nancyboy.
So, let me recap: you now admit that you were wrong, and that you just copied and pasted a bunch of junk from another website. Have you never tried to write down an original thought? Have you ever listened to Baby Jesus?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:30 AM
Can you print that list again? I didn't get it the first time.
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Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? -
04-25-2008, 10:30 AM
LoL I coppied the numbers, not what I had to say. You're piffleing stupid and you have no reason to be alive. I'm sure if you actually listened to what Baby Jesus had to say, you would have come to the same conclusion I have.
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