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Thumbs up The Witches Are Turning On Each Other: GLORY! - 12-06-2012, 06:35 PM

Brethren,

Just the other week, in the godless Dominican Republic, messican witch 'Franklin Barazate' attacked arch US warlock 'Wayne Houchin' in a witch-on-witch fire battle!





Now, we all know how baby Jesus feels about witches, wizards and those who seek them out:

Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

Leviticus 19:31 "Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the Lord your God."

Leviticus 20:27 "A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them."

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Take note, Brothers and Sisters, next time a 'magician' appears on television, or at your local restaurant, JESUS HATES WITCHES. Throw tar on them, brethren, stone them with sharp rocks, and NEVER, on ANY ACCOUNT, should you agree to "PICK ANY CARD". That is the path to hell, you may rest assured.

Jesus hates them so much, that he has started to turn them against each other. Let us look forward to more such inter-magician combats, and remain ever vigilant to the satanic influence of these pestilent homosexualists.



My only regret is that the burns were not more severe, or preferably fatal, to this noisome minion of satan.

Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:" 1 Peter 5:8

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