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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 04-19-2007, 05:16 AM

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I follow the teachings of Jesus, the Buddha, and all messages of peace and love. But you would say that I'm mostly chirsten, but I do take things from other things that can help my soul and spirt. I also talk to a tree spirt named Luna. She is my spirt gulde, and helps me with keeping the love and peace I have. What's your's?
If you actually followed Jesus, then all the rest of what you state would be untrue.

Matthew 24:11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.


God hates liars and idolators, and you are both.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 04-19-2007, 05:16 AM

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I follow the teachings of Jesus, the Buddha, and all messages of peace and love. But you would say that I'm mostly chirsten, but I do take things from other things that can help my soul and spirt. I also talk to a tree spirt named Luna. She is my spirt gulde, and helps me with keeping the love and peace I have. What's your's?
As of right now I don't really have one. I beleive some of whats in the bible but not all so I can't call myself a christain. I beleive in some but not all of wicca so I'm not a wiccan either. I've been called a satanist but I don't beleive in him so i'm not that. I do beleive in good and evil, and i'd pick good every time.
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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 04-19-2007, 05:19 AM

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As of right now I don't really have one. I beleive some of whats in the bible but not all so I can't call myself a christain. I beleive in some but not all of wicca so I'm not a wiccan either. I've been called a satanist but I don't beleive in him so i'm not that. I do beleive in good and evil, and i'd pick good every time.
Listen nancyboy; you cannot pick and choose what parts of God's Holy Word you want to follow. The Bible is not a menu at a chink restaurant. It's all or nothing.

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all


So exactly which parts do you take issue with? Chapter and verse, please.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 04-19-2007, 05:22 AM

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As of right now I don't really have one. I beleive some of whats in the bible but not all so I can't call myself a christain. I beleive in some but not all of wicca so I'm not a wiccan either. I've been called a satanist but I don't beleive in him so i'm not that. I do beleive in good and evil, and i'd pick good every time.
Good is great, and is better then evil. You know, I think you're the coolest person on here. We get along great.
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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 04-19-2007, 05:25 AM

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Listen nancyboy; you cannot pick and choose what parts of God's Holy Word you want to follow. The Bible is not a menu at a chink restaurant. It's all or nothing.

So exactly which parts do you take issue with? Chapter and verse, please.

I know its all or nothing, thats why i'm haveing problem with it. I don't have chapter and verses, but its the way women are treated. Made to be slaves,not lisented to, told to be quite. The fact that its ok to beat women and children. Those are some of the things I have a problem with. Oh and i'm not a nancyboy, i'm a women.
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i'm a women.
So then what are you doing in this MEN ONLY thread? I've got a bunch of infraction points waiting for you. OUT!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 04-19-2007, 05:32 AM

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So then what are you doing in this MEN ONLY thread? I've got a bunch of infraction points waiting for you. OUT!!
Leave her alone. She's just haing a nice talk with me. She'a not doing anything wrong. I starting to think that you're sacred of woman.
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So then what are you doing in this MEN ONLY thread? I've got a bunch of infraction points waiting for you. OUT!!
I am sorry I meant no offence really. I just have this thing were I don't like being told what to do, that and i'm on what you would call a spirtual quest. I'm an all or nothing women, again no offence is meant by my being here.
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Leave her alone. She's just haing a nice talk with me. She'a not doing anything wrong. I starting to think that you're sacred of woman.
Thank you Lunar, but I don't need anyone to defend me. What are in fratction points any ways?
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Thank you Lunar, but I don't need anyone to defend me. What are in fratction points any ways?

I'm not sure, but right now I think I just have 9. I did have ten, but I got one taken away.
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I'm not sure, but right now I think I just have 9. I did have ten, but I got one taken away.
Well now i'm curious. I'm going to have to find out what they are. I've had one taken away too.
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Well now i'm curious. I'm going to have to find out what they are. I've had one taken away too.
Don't forget to tell me. I would like to know, too. Well, it's been nice talking to you but I'm going to bed. I'm very tired now, and I got to get up early. I'll talk to you later on here, or myspace. So goodnight.
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Don't forget to tell me. I would like to know, too. Well, it's been nice talking to you but I'm going to bed. I'm very tired now, and I got to get up early. I'll talk to you later on here, or myspace. So goodnight.
Good night Lunar.
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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 04-19-2007, 06:38 PM

If he is a she, brace yourself for watching her reach menarche as young as seven, robbing her of years of childhood. If he is a boy, it's far worse: He may not reach puberty till much later than normal.

Proof please, No wait I have TWO pieces of proof that, that is a load of hogwash, My girls were both on soy milk one is 12 and the other 8 and NEITHER ONE has begun "Eve's monthly curse" and as for it decreaseing a boy's penis, Hogwash yet again, My son was on Silk (Soy milk) and is hung like a bull elephant, In fact I'm fairly certain he'd put some of you "men" to shame and he's only FIVE.
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Its nice to know that my church, which has supported missions to the "Pine Ridge" Indian Resevation, New Orleans for Katrina reconstruction, Mexico where there are people who literally live on a pile of garbage, and other places, as well as work with habitat for humanity, The salvation army, associated charaties, Relay for life, and other non-prophet groups qualifies as a cult.

It sounds like you belong to a TRUE Church, One who believes in helping out their fellow neighbor as depicted in the Bible with the good Sameritian (I know I misspelled it, LBC doesn't believe in spell check) The church my children attend do some of those same things, Years ago I was involved with sending children from low income familes to summer camp/ Bible camp. I enjoyed doing that and so did the children we helped. More Churches should get involved in activties such as these.

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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 04-19-2007, 09:30 PM

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9? I have...oh geez, at least a hundred. Zeke hates me

I wish I could spend them on something though. What's the good of internet points if you cannot buy a free t-shirt with them?
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9? I have...oh geez, at least a hundred. Zeke hates me

I wish I could spend them on something though. What's the good of internet points if you cannot buy a free t-shirt with them?
Yea, that would be cool. I like free t-shirts. This one time I got this one free t-shirt from this band. They only did covers, but they were pretty good.
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Proof please, No wait I have TWO pieces of proof that, that is a load of hogwash, My girls were both on soy milk one is 12 and the other 8 and NEITHER ONE has begun "Eve's monthly curse" and as for it decreaseing a boy's penis, Hogwash yet again, My son was on Silk (Soy milk) and is hung like a bull elephant, In fact I'm fairly certain he'd put some of you "men" to shame and he's only FIVE.
That's disgusting! What are you doing playing with your son's Part A?! Not to mention dressing him in Silk, do you want him to be a Homer, as well as traumatized by being sexually assaulted by his own mother?

I'm calling Child Protective Services. You filthy pedophile, how dare you brag about sexually abusing a five-year-old boy on God's Favorite Forum!

And by the way, "reaching puberty later than normal" is not the same as "will have a smaller Part A". Please try to comprehend that which you read before you attempt to respond with details of your vile perversions and sickening exploits!
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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 05-08-2007, 11:31 PM

So yeah. If you guys believe in this 'factual' information. you also realize that you all were once as female as your wife was, and that you even lean to being feminine. No matter how manly you all want to be.


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Default Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS - 05-08-2007, 11:39 PM

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So yeah. If you guys believe in this 'factual' information. you also realize that you all were once as female as your wife was, and that you even lean to being feminine. No matter how manly you all want to be.
What on earth are you babbling about here? Are you trying to claim that all men used to be women? I can promise you that I am 100% Manly Man, and that I am not now, nor have I ever been, the slightest bit feminine.

Are you some kind of homer, trying to force your perverted chosen lifestyle on us?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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