[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I know it's early to start thinking about it, but while watching Fox News on 24 hour loop it suddenly came to me that one man, one innocent man being relentless persecuted by Big Negro, is a future President. If not in 2016 then surely 2024 (after 8 years of Palin).

I'm talking about this man, Darren WIlson. There is simply no doubting his toughness on crime credientials: don't break the law - that includes shoplifting and jaywalking, for any negroidal readers of this website - and you have nothing to worry about.




I thought long and hard about a suitable running mate. The best I can come up with is another hero in blue. My news sources continually inform me that we are experiencing crime levels of unprecendented proportions, so it's important we double down on law enforcement. Gay marriage? The marijauna? Sodomy (in some states)? NO!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

My husband is overjoyed that I can vote in time for Mrs. Palin (who really is doing what Mr. Palin tells her) to be president. Finally we can have a godly, safe, white America! Praise the Lord! When it's our dear Mrs. Palin vs. that harpy Mrs. Clinton, it's clear how America will vote! Plus, Mrs. Palin looks much more godly and lovely that that hag named Hillary.