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an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-04-2014, 04:39 AM
Hello African American Negro voters of America, and hello to the social workers who are reading this to your clients.
As those of you who are in between blackouts from crack, heroin, and weed know, voting begins tomorrow. I would like to take a few moments of your time to talk to you about the Republican Party.
Did you know that the Republican Party freed your ancestors when the Democrats wanted to keep you in chains? Throughout history only Democrats have owned slaves. And Democrats want to keep you enslaved to the Government even today by making you dependent on Government handouts.
It doesn’t stop there. Not only do the Democrats want to keep you dependent, they want to divide up the money even more by throwing open our borders and giving Welfare checks to the millions of illegal immigrants the Democrats will then bus across the border. A vote for Democrat means a smaller Welfare check for everyone. And they won’t stop there.
Democrats think money grows on trees, so they will want to take a portion of your Welfare check and send it overseas to feed African American Negro Africans. Democrats will take your last dollar, write you an i.o.u, then levy taxes on the i.o.u. and force you to pay them interest on the money they took from you!
The Republican Party has the interest of the African American Negros of America in mind. For instance, the Republican Party opposes the Environmental Protection Agency or E.P.A. for short. The E.P.A. is a front for Greenpeace, a terrorist organization that seeks to give rights to plants and animals. The E.P.A. terrorists were created by the Democrats. If the Democrats/E.P.A. have their way, chickens, pigs, watermelon, grapes, wheat, and even weeds will have rights given to them and taken away from you.
This means nobody can eat fried chicken, chitlins, watermelon, or even greens. No longer will you be able to enjoy your grape soda or 40 ounce beers you drink out of brown paper bags. The Democrats will take all of this away from you.
The Republican Party will see that farm animals and crops do not get rights. The Republican Party supports the farmers, farmers who in the past were proud to have African American Negros on their farms, and with the help of Republicans, will be happy to welcome African American Negros onto their farms once again.
The Democrats want to take money away from people who have earned it and give that money to people who do not know how to earn it. This will only hurt the economy. The Republican economic system on the other hand is an elegant mechanism I like to call the Golden Shower.
Hard working Republicans have rightfully earned lots of money (gold). We sometimes spend this money on things like steaks, nice cars, and yachts. Middle class people own the companies that produce these consumer goods, and they get a portion of the money (gold). The businessmen pay their employees who then take their money to Walmart, causing more money (gold) to trickle down. Finally those Walmart baggers and stockers, having had a rough day at work, like to blow off a little steam by snorting some weed and banging a ho from your neighborhood. Through wise economic practice, the Republicans give everyone below them a sparkling Golden Shower!
The Democrats want to make everyone homosexual. They insist on pushing the Gay Agenda in public school, in courtrooms, in the military which is mostly African American Negros, and even in churches. You heard that right, the Democrats want to make pastors preach Gay Love from the pulpit! Only the Republican Party stands between you and forced anal sex!
And speaking of the military, a Democrat was president during both World Wars, and JFK was one of the presidents during the Vietnam War. Democrats love sending African American Negros overseas to die in their wars.
I hope this has been informative. When you crawl out of your Opium dens tomorrow, try to clear your heads long enough to remember that the Republican Party is your friend, and your friend needs your vote.
Have a blessed day.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-04-2014, 05:04 PM
What a thoughtful, compassionate letter! Wow! You really went above and beyond in reaching out to the bantu who shuffle among us. One suggestion, though: do you think your words might be more effective if they rhymed?
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-05-2014, 03:32 AM
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What a thoughtful, compassionate letter! Wow! You really went above and beyond in reaching out to the bantu who shuffle among us. One suggestion, though: do you think your words might be more effective if they rhymed?
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Thank you, Sister. I even resorted to being politically correct by formally addressing them as African American Negros as well as making reference to their cultural icons. I also hoped my explanation of economics would take root with them, given their fondness of gold chains. I do regret my not being verse inclined. Perhaps next year we can find an ex-Negro who can convert everything to jive rap.
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-05-2014, 04:10 AM
Perhaps we ought to be teaching them proper English if we are to bring their wretched race to salvation.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-05-2014, 04:40 AM
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Perhaps we ought to be teaching them proper English if we are to bring their wretched race to salvation.
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I can't imagine God wanting Hamites swarming heaven in volume. I'm sure He wouldn't mind their efforts to redeem their race by voting for God's Party, though.
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-05-2014, 05:46 AM
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I can't imagine God wanting Hamites swarming heaven in volume. I'm sure He wouldn't mind their efforts to redeem their race by voting for God's Party, though.
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It wouldn't be Heaven if we had to shine our own shoes or do our own laundry. I think God will probably allow just enough negroes and orientals in to fill those service positions, but I agree that The Savior would never allow massive swarms of them to infest Paradise. A strong mongreloid presence there would only drive down property values.
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-05-2014, 06:00 AM
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. A strong mongreloid presence there would only drive down property values.
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Just what we need. The mansions of heaven becoming the low rent condos of heaven.
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-05-2014, 07:47 AM
The peace of heaven and the voices of angels singing songs of praise would be drowned out by jungle noises emanating from ghetto blasters!
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-05-2014, 07:53 AM
Wow! I'm a white woman, and even I can understand this! Praise the Lord, the negro men must be able to understand this too and tell their wives what to vote! Hallelujah!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-05-2014, 11:05 AM
Inspired message, Des, and given the wonderful results we got at the polls tonight, clearly millions of Negroes did the right thing.
Now then, could you talk more about the fact that the liberals are using homosexuality as a tool to emasculate the black man?
The blacks tend to respond really well to that argument.
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-05-2014, 11:27 PM
Quite frankly, this entire thread shocks me. "An Open Letter to Negro Voters"...ridiculous!
Ridiculous, I mean, that there still are any Negro voters. My company was hired back in 2000 to identify and scrub all Negro voters from the voting rolls in Florida by claiming they were convicted felons, thus paving the way for America's greatest president to ascend the throne.
At that time, the technology for identifying Negro voters was primitive, since we don't ask voters at the time of registration what their race is. Thus, creating the scrub list was rather hit-or-miss, with many white voters accidentally identified as Negroes, while other Negroes were able to slip past us and got to vote.
Now, I'm happy to say that the technology has improved immensely. Due to Project Carnivore™ we routinely sweep up all data that Americans post on Facebook, Twitter, their personal emails, credit card purchases, etc, and combine it with photos using facial identification technology that can detect skin tones. Of course, anyone who flies has to go through security, and our awesome TSA (now privatized and run by my company) uses similar technology to record and identify Negroes attempting to board airplanes (and instantly adding their names to the No-Fly List).
And that's not to mention the hidden video cameras we've installed in public places like rest rooms, changing rooms in department stores, and doctor's offices. Of course, we do respect your privacy, if you've previously signed-up on the secret "opt-out list." Just how to sign up for that list is something that I can't divulge do to national security legislation (which itself is secret, so I can't tell you more about that either).
To top it all off, perhaps some of you have heard of RFID chips which we insert into driver's licenses, passports and all the items you purchase at Wal-Mart. Well, some of these RFIDs tip us off to the buyer's race (I mean who else but Negroes and beaners buy rap music?). But what you probably don't know is that we've developed a new RFID chip that contains a nano-video camera - we place these inside of items such as underwear and boxes of condoms, thus even allowing us to learn - among other things - which white people are having sex with Negroes.
Thanks to all this awesome technology, we can now identify nearly 100% of Negro voters as well as their white liberal fellow travelers, and put them on the convicted-felons list so that they can be scrubbed from the voting rolls, thus keeping Americans safe at night from those who want to destroy all of our precious freedoms.
You know, I get kind of choked up whenever I think of all that we have accomplished in terms of national security ever since my company arranged that little 9/11 incident in 2001. Some day, future generations are going to look back on this time period in American history and gasp in wonder. For those of us alive today living in this historical era, we ought to take a moment to pause and thank the Lord, and ask Him "What did we do to deserve this?"
Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-06-2014, 03:12 AM
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many white voters accidentally identified as Negroes
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I love and respect you, Fred, but if you ever did that to me... well, I'd better not even complete that thought, as there are ladies present, and I don't want to frighten them.
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-06-2014, 03:18 AM
Once we get a Godly Republican in the White House, there will be no more "negro voters." Glory!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-06-2014, 10:13 AM
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Once we get a Godly Republican in the White House, there will be no more "negro voters." Glory!
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Pastor, I'm just wondering. Who would you rather have to be in your congretation a Negro or a filthy yellow fellow gookentsein?
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-06-2014, 10:20 AM
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Pastor, I'm just wondering. Who would you rather have to be in your congretation a Negro or a filthy yellow fellow gookentsein?
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I have no idea what this post means, but it smacks of racism. Friend, we don't tolerate any kind of racial nonsense here. Why don't you keep your focus on Jesus Christ and the Bible? That's where it belongs.
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Re: an Open Letter to Negro Voters -
11-06-2014, 11:06 AM
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I have no idea what this post means, but it smacks of racism. Friend, we don't tolerate any kind of racial nonsense here. Why don't you keep your focus on Jesus Christ and the Bible? That's where it belongs.
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Dear Maa'm/ Sir I am not racist. I'm just pointing them gooksters for what they are. They spit. defecate in public places, yell and whore them selves on a daily basis.
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