Landover Baptist Lounge Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!) |
|
The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
|
|
2006 Christmas Sweater Knitting Contest!!!! -
11-01-2006, 07:05 PM
It's THAT time of year again ladies. Let's see who can knit this year's most beautiful Christmas sweater.
Here is our winner from last year. Sister Sue knitted this delightful little number and then hot glued a Christmas tree to it. Ingenious!
Good Luck! The winner get's a years supply of yarn from the Yarn Barn and all the buttons she wants.
Excited, Sister Thumper.
Post your entries here!
|
|
True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
|
|
Posts: 11,024
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
|
|
Re: 2006 Christmas Sweater Knitting Contest!!!! -
11-01-2006, 08:11 PM
Bless you for remembering, Sister Thumper!
My, I must say I committed the Sin of Pride just a little bit over winning that contest! I'm not sure what to make this year...say! Any of you Men need a "cozy" for your KJV 1611? I may be able to applique' it with Sister Thumper's JESUS/George Bush Image:
And perhaps I can knit stylish Crosses to hang off one's SUV rear-view mirror that say "Watch Out For Cops!" in cheery-colored Holiday sprinkles!
You've got me excited now too, Sister Thumper!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
It's THAT time of year again ladies. Let's see who can knit this year's most beautiful Christmas sweater.
Here is our winner from last year. Sister Sue knitted this delightful little number and then hot glued a Christmas tree to it. Ingenious!
Good Luck! The winner get's a years supply of yarn from the Yarn Barn and all the buttons she wants.
Excited, Sister Thumper.
Post your entries here!
|
Last edited by SUV; 11-01-2006 at 09:10 PM.
Reason: changed "window" to "mirror"
|
|
Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
|
|
Re: 2006 Christmas Sweater Knitting Contest!!!! -
11-01-2006, 08:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Sue Vera
Bless you for remembering, Sister Thumper!
My, I must say I committed the Sin of Pride just a little bit over winning that contest! I'm not sure what to make this year...
|
It does get mighty cold here in England sometimes... if you could knit me a nice warm woolly jumper, I'd be very grateful. Maybe one with a picture of Jesus returning (it is His birthday, after all!) and using the sword in his mouth to execute the Pope, Hillary Clinton and the Dalai Lama on the front, and something nice and simple on the back, like a thousand pig-demons pissing onto a burning Koran? Just a thought.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
|
|
True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
|
|
Posts: 11,024
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
|
|
Re: 2006 Christmas Sweater Knitting Contest!!!! -
11-01-2006, 09:25 PM
Yes, I could certainly try! And wouldn't the part of your post I bolded make a great bumper sticker for vehicles, too, ala "Calvin" answering nature's call on Fords and Chevys?
(This might be an American-humor phenomenon that hasn't caught on in Merry Olde yet)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
It does get mighty cold here in England sometimes... if you could knit me a nice warm woolly jumper, I'd be very grateful. Maybe one with a picture of Jesus returning (it is His birthday, after all!) and using the sword in his mouth to execute the Pope, Hillary Clinton and the Dalai Lama on the front, and something nice and simple on the back, like a thousand pig-demons pissing onto a burning Koran? Just a thought.
|
|
|
Spiritual Mother of LBC
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 6,341
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, IA
|
|
Re: 2006 Christmas Sweater Knitting Contest!!!! -
11-02-2006, 12:07 AM
I hope you folks won't see through my trick to get Elmer to buy me a cute little Puggy Pug Pug for Christmas, but I do want one so bad. Is it O.K. if we include doggie sweaters in our contest??? Pretty Please?
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|