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06-18-2007, 01:34 AM
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You can Call me the Jedi master from what ive seen i dont understand why you people hate others for other ideas i mean thats what makes the world great we can Make the world better with working together
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 01:36 AM
Good to see you, Jedi! WE ARE FOUR-FOLD STRONG! Sorry, I just had to say that. I refered my sisters too.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jedi Master
*Bows head Slightly*
You can Call me the Jedi master from what ive seen i dont understand why you people hate others for other ideas i mean thats what makes the world great we can Make the world better with working together
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Other ideas are from Satan and their only purpose is to undercut the Word of God. What's not to hate when it comes to sin like that?
We can make the world a better place by following God's commands, word for word, letter by letter. Working together for Jesus. It's not only not that hard, it's quite glorious, I have to say!
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 03:05 AM
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Other ideas are from Satan and their only purpose is to undercut the Word of God. What's not to hate when it comes to sin like that?
We can make the world a better place by following God's commands, word for word, letter by letter. Working together for Jesus. It's not only not that hard, it's quite glorious, I have to say!
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You do realize that that is compleatly wrong dont you? The way i look at how God thinks is this: just be a good person and thats all that matters. and isnt that what we shuld all be looking for not what religion we are. Look at it this way in realaty there are things that every one agrees on: no killing, and treating others the way you would be treated from what ive seen most people (radicals and Zeliots excluded) agree that this is what we shuld be striveing for.
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jedi Master
You do realize that that is compleatly wrong dont you? The way i look at how God thinks is this: just be a good person and thats all that matters. and isnt that what we shuld all be looking for not what religion we are. Look at it this way in realaty there are things that every one agrees on: no killing, and treating others the way you would be treated from what ive seen most people (radicals and Zeliots excluded) agree that this is what we shuld be striveing for.
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And what exactly do you base my "compleat wrongness" on? I have the Bible. You have... what? Wishful thinking and Satan pulling your strings, that's what.
Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
Jesus Himself said that we shall only worship and serve God, and no others! That means your hippy nonsense goes completely against Jesus and completely against God!
As far as "no killing" goes, maybe we should have a talk about witches, sodomites, and rebellious children...
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
And what exactly do you base my "compleat wrongness" on? I have the Bible. You have... what? Wishful thinking and Satan pulling your strings, that's what.
Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
Jesus Himself said that we shall only worship and serve God, and no others! That means your hippy nonsense goes completely against Jesus and completely against God!
As far as "no killing" goes, maybe we should have a talk about witches, sodomites, and rebellious children...
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ok Step away from the bible and take a deep breath the bible isnt the only book for guidence it you must look at all of the posabilatys there are some good things that came out of the bible and some bad things *coughf*Witch hunts*cough* if you look thrugh the historys any Religion has its bad things and its good we are all the same we are all made out of the same material as every one else Even Jeasus said so once and awile so dont look at others and Judge them on what they beleave instead judge them by there charictor
also i would like it if you would please stop haveing it call me a "Unsaved trash" like my Signature indecates i am a Protecter of Pease and Justace so if you would please remove something that is not true and is also a harmfull remark
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jedi Master
ok Step away from the bible and take a deep breath the bible isnt the only book for guidence it you must look at all of the posabilatys there are some good things that came out of the bible and some bad things *coughf*Witch hunts*cough* if you look thrugh the historys any Religion has its bad things and its good we are all the same we are all made out of the same material as every one else Even Jeasus said so once and awile so dont look at others and Judge them on what they beleave instead judge them by there charictor
also i would like it if you would please stop haveing it call me a "Unsaved trash" like my Signature indecates i am a Protecter of Pease and Justace so if you would please remove something that is not true and is also a harmfull remark
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You want us to lie? You are Unsaved Trash, and every post you make just shines a harsher and harsher light on that! I don't know if I can put up with your misspelled blasphemy much longer.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 03:38 AM
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You want us to lie? You are Unsaved Trash, and every post you make just shines a harsher and harsher light on that! I don't know if I can put up with your misspelled blasphemy much longer.
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That is quite rude I havent done anything to you once all i have done is Given questions to wich you have avoided answering also i have Dysgraphia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgraphia
i have the Adult vershon of it so please make fun of my spelling not and if you wish to follow the bible follow one of Jeasuses rules "Treat others the way you would want to be treated"
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 03:44 AM
Well it must be nice to live in a free form fantasy world, where you can just make up whatever nonsense you want, pull it straight out of your ass, pretend you are ninja from a crappy 30 year old movie, and spit on Jesus because your personal theory of how God works doesn't quite fit in with the Holy KJV Bible. Isn't that fun for you....
Boy, you can stomp your feet all you like, but Jesus always wins. JESUS CHRIST always wins. You need to get that through your thick skull boy, and stop trying to tell yourself that you're a gook. Accept Jesus as your Savior, or die 1,000 deaths a day in everlasting hellfire.
It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
Ecclesiastes 7:5-6
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jedi Master
That is quite rude I havent done anything to you once all i have done is Given questions to wich you have avoided answering also i have Dysgraphia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgraphia
i have the Adult vershon of it so please make fun of my spelling not and if you wish to follow the bible follow one of Jeasuses rules "Treat others the way you would want to be treated"
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I'm sorry to hear you're retarded. I was hoping we'd be able to help you find Jesus, but you obviously can't comprehend His Word and have been doomed since the womb.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0307/retarded.html
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jedi Master
That is quite rude I havent done anything to you once all i have done is Given questions to wich you have avoided answering also i have Dysgraphia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgraphia
i have the Adult version of it so please make fun of my spelling not and if you wish to follow the bible follow one of Jeasuses rules "Treat others the way you would want to be treated"
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Now you want us to feel sorry for you because you're a retarded? Not likely boy. God hates cripples, and there is no excuse for not using a dictionary and/or the spell check provided you by Jesus. You're just lazy, pure and simple.
Stop being a whiner boy. Are you a homer or something?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well it must be nice to live in a free form fantasy world, where you can just make up whatever nonsense you want, pull it straight out of your ass, pretend you are ninja from a crappy 30 year old movie, and spit on Jesus because your personal theory of how God works doesn't quite fit in with the Holy KJV Bible. Isn't that fun for you....
Boy, you can stomp your feet all you like, but Jesus always wins. JESUS CHRIST always wins. You need to get that through your thick skull boy, and stop trying to tell yourself that you're a gook. Accept Jesus as your Savior, or die 1,000 deaths a day in everlasting hellfire.
It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
Ecclesiastes 7:5-6
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first of all sence when do you get to judge what is a good movie? second of all Jedi is a Religion not an ofishal on but that realy dosent matter and lastly who are you to say what will happen to me or anyone after death? Death is a mistery
"Death is only the begining"
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 03:54 AM
What is this pantheism-loving Star Wars geek spouting off about?! It's a shame that due to your retardation you will never be able to inherit the kingdom of heaven. But let me tell you this my feeble minded annoyance: You should make good of this terrible fate that God has doomed you to and kill some Mudslimes in his name. It's the only way to make good of it. Of course this doesn't mean you're ever going to Heaven, but Hey! At least you'll make the world better. Maybe the Lord is done punishing your lineage after you, maybe not. But the less Mooselimbs alive, the better for your Children(I don't know if retards are allowed to have children, but if you are and you actually find some girl willing to take you in, go for it) and their Children.
SO basically, I know you won't be able to understand that because you're stupid and slow, so here's my message:
Kill a bunch of heathens in the name of God, it's what Jesus would have wanted.
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Now you want us to feel sorry for you because you're a retarded? Not likely boy. God hates cripples, and there is no excuse for not using a dictionary and/or the spell check provided you by Jesus. You're just lazy, pure and simple.
Stop being a whiner boy. Are you a homer or something?
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ok obviously you are a homofobe and its HOMOSEXUAL... Though now that you mention it i do some times wish i was Homer "Donuts .... *Mouth hangs open with drool spilling out the side*" no im not a Homosexual im as strate as a lightsaber
also god dosent hate crippels i mean look at what jeasus did for those cripled also i would use Spell check if your thing would alow me to but realy it dosent on my end so dont yell at me for that
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 04:00 AM
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ok obviously you are a homofobe and its HOMOSEXUAL... Though now that you mention it i do some times wish i was Homer "Donuts .... *Mouth hangs open with drool spilling out the side*" no im not a Homosexual im as strate as a lightsaber
also god dosent hate crippels i mean look at what jeasus did for those cripled also i would use Spell check if your thing would alow me to but realy it dosent on my end so dont yell at me for that
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HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CORRECT A GODLY PASTOR, HOMER!
You are obviously sick and vile. No doubt this has been passed down through the generations of your family, that's why God is punishing you know with retardation. Yeah, I bet you like to get your hands on all kinds of lightsaber you flaming Will and Grace fan...
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 04:04 AM
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HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CORRECT A GODLY PASTOR, HOMER!
You are obviously sick and vile. No doubt this has been passed down through the generations of your family, that's why God is punishing you know with retardation. Yeah, I bet you like to get your hands on all kinds of lightsaber you flaming Will and Grace fan...
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.. dear god you suck at insults
also Will and Grace sucked soooo much... i couldnt stand it at all
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jedi Mistress
.. dear god you suck at insults
also Will and Grace sucked soooo much... i couldnt stand it at all
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2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
Boy, at the end of the day, these are the words we live by. While you ride the short bus to your sheltered workshop, you might want to ponder them.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
Boy, at the end of the day, these are the words we live by. While you ride the short bus to your sheltered workshop, you might want to ponder them.
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I told you im Strate as in im not gay, also im a Phlosapher not a retard ... just becuse my spelling is bad dosent make me retarded it just means i have a brane defishency
also you need to realize that those rules are way out of date and are to harsh
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jedi Master
I told you im Strate as in im not gay, also im a Phlosapher not a retard ... just becuse my spelling is bad dosent make me retarded it just means i have a brane defishency
also you need to realize that those rules are way out of date and are to harsh
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Sweet Jesus you got it bad, don't you. I'll bet the doctor slapped your mother when you were born.
The only hope you have is to get on your knees and beg Christ to take over your pathetic life. He died for three days for our sins. He can cover you with blood and grace and maybe he'd even remove the curse of retardation you currently carry...if you Tithe enough.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-18-2007, 04:23 AM
Hi, The Jedi Master, I'm Hikari. I'm much nicer than these "True Christians" that keep insulting you left and right.
Just a question, Are you just a Star Wars fan, or you do really follow the Jedi religion?
-Hii
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