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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-06-2011, 09:14 AM

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Yes. Of course it's right. We are preaching what is in God's inerrant word to man. How can that be wrong?
I am talking to you, you should look me in the eyes when I do that. I ask you again, do YOU think what you are doing is right?

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Of course Pastor Sampson is correct, but I was just thinking that you might want to see the scriptural basis for that statement.

"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"
2 Timothy 3:16

Mundwode, were you aware that the Bible speaks favorably of eunuchs (and, by extension, castrating yourself or those who are able to receive it)?

"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
Matthew 19:12

Tell me, friend, how do you reconcile your belief that you are directly serving God when you ignore His advice on this matter?
How is that relevant to any of this?
Act 24:16 "And herein do I exercise myself, to have always a conscience void of offence toward God, and [toward] men."
Do not mock me, I am here to help you. I am sure you're a good person, why do you wish to hurt people's feelings?
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-06-2011, 12:21 PM

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How is that relevant to any of this?
How it is relevant? Friend, this is a Bible-believing True Christian™ Church here. I would think Scripture is relevant then, especially if it directly concerns the point of discussion.

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Act 24:16 "And herein do I exercise myself, to have always a conscience void of offence toward God, and [toward] men."
Exactly, void of offence towards God. Which means keeping His Commandments in the Bible.

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Do not mock me, I am here to help you. I am sure you're a good person, why do you wish to hurt people's feelings?
Are you delirious? Where did Sister Lycia ever express such a desire?


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-06-2011, 12:44 PM

Have you considered hiding his penis so he can't find it? Teenage boys are very absent-minded are are always losing things. In time he'll forget he ever had it and will return to setting fires in the back yard.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-06-2011, 04:53 PM

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Have you considered hiding his penis so he can't find it? Teenage boys are very absent-minded are are always losing things. In time he'll forget he ever had it and will return to setting fires in the back yard.
Why bother? In my experience, teenagers lack all surgical skills, so I think they won't be able to attach their tallywhacker back to their bodies again. He can just keep it somewhere in a little box, like his calf's teeth.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-06-2011, 07:20 PM

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How it is relevant? Friend, this is a Bible-believing True Christian™ Church here. I would think Scripture is relevant then, especially if it directly concerns the point of discussion.
We are talking about something else here.

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Exactly, void of offence towards God. Which means keeping His Commandments in the Bible.
And toward men. You are a good person, why are you trying to sell your soul to the devil?

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Are you delirious? Where did Sister Lycia ever express such a desire?
Why do you say that? You are not following His advices nor are you trying to. It would be advisable to listen to me. What do you wish accomplish here?
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-06-2011, 07:37 PM

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Dear unsaved heathen,

Did you think that by coming in here and spit on Jesus' face would save you from an eternity of burning in hell? Well, let me tell you something. We are actually blessed by your insults as it states in Matthew 5:10:
"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Unless you repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior you WILL be facing His judgment as soon as He decides to strike you down for your wicked sins. Jesus will laugh at your misery as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity. The choice is yours, friend. Repent or enjoy hell.
Matthew 4:17 From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Psalm 37:12 The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
Psalm 37:13 The LORD shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.

Psalm 58:10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.


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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-06-2011, 07:48 PM

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We are talking about something else here.
No, friend, we aren't. You asked if it were right what we were doing. Pastor Will replied that we were, because we are following God's Word. Sister Lycia illustrated that by providing Scripture to support the points we are defending here.

You then claim that the Scripture is irrelevant. That is why you are stupid. After all, if you want to know what is right or not, we should consider what God says about it.

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And toward men. You are a good person, why are you trying to sell your soul to the devil?
And towards God, a part of this Scripture you ignore, as that is why Scripture is relevant. And how do we serve our fellow man better than by treating him as the Bible demands we do? It's the Word of GOD, after all!

And anyway, everything I said was supported by Scripture, very much unlike your heretical ramblings. Following the Bible is the opposite of serving Satan, you know.

Friend, why do you hate Jesus?

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Why do you say that?
Because you accuse Sister Lycia of wishing to hurt people's feelings, an accusation you made up out of thin air.

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You are not following His advices nor are you trying to.
I challenge you to give me one example where I do not follow Jesus' Advices, friend! Liars go to Hell, you know.

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It would be advisable to listen to me.
Definitely not. You know nothing about the Bible, seeing as you never correctly quote It, and you bring false doctrine. The Bible says we should not listen to you because of that:

1 Timothy 6:3-5:
If any man teach otherwise, and consent not to wholesome words, even the words of our Lord Jesus Christ, and to the doctrine which is according to godliness;
He is proud, knowing nothing, but doting about questions and strifes of words, whereof cometh envy, strife, railings, evil surmisings,
Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.


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What do you wish accomplish here?
I wish to preach the Word on these forums, and to prevent our children from Bible-butchering satanic false christians like you.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-06-2011, 08:51 PM

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No, friend, we aren't. You asked if it were right what we were doing. Pastor Will replied that we were, because we are following God's Word. Sister Lycia illustrated that by providing Scripture to support the points we are defending here.
You misunderstood. I am talking to you people not your statues.

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You then claim that the Scripture is irrelevant. That is why you are stupid. After all, if you want to know what is right or not, we should consider what God says about it.
I never said any of this. It is likely that you wanted me to say that and in the long run decided I said it. In fact you disregarded my quote, which, as it seems, was very unnecessary to paste here.

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And towards God, a part of this Scripture you ignore, as that is why Scripture is relevant. And how do we serve our fellow man better than by treating him as the Bible demands we do? It's the Word of GOD, after all!
I never ignored anything. Your intentions are not very clear to me. Perhaps you should clarify what exactly it is you want so much that you would turn to the devil for aid.

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And anyway, everything I said was supported by Scripture, very much unlike your heretical ramblings. Following the Bible is the opposite of serving Satan, you know.
Had you read the bible you would know that you are not living according to it. Why are you ignoring everything I say? I am only trying to help you. You, not your statue.

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Friend, why do you hate Jesus?
I do not wish to give in to the temptation and answer this.

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Because you accuse Sister Lycia of wishing to hurt people's feelings, an accusation you made up out of thin air.
I was talking to her not her statue.

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I challenge you to give me one example where I do not follow Jesus' Advices, friend! Liars go to Hell, you know.
I do not wish to give in to the temptation.

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Definitely not. You know nothing about the Bible, seeing as you never correctly quote It, and you bring false doctrine. The Bible says we should not listen to you because of that:

1 Timothy 6:3-5:
If any man teach otherwise, and consent not to wholesome words, even the words of our Lord Jesus Christ, and to the doctrine which is according to godliness;
He is proud, knowing nothing, but doting about questions and strifes of words, whereof cometh envy, strife, railings, evil surmisings,
Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.
I quoted the Bible correctly. I never taught anything except what is in the Bible. You never listened to me.


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I wish to preach the Word on these forums, and to prevent our children from Bible-butchering satanic false christians like you.
Job 27:4
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I was talking to her not her statue.
OK, I have to ask.

What are you talking about here? You are not talking to statues here, you are talking to real, live people.

Is that just some weird excuse you use when you don't want to respond to the questions we ask you and the scripture we show you?


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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-06-2011, 08:57 PM

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Dear unsaved heathen,

Did you think that by coming in here and spit on Jesus' face would save you from an eternity of burning in hell? Well, let me tell you something. We are actually blessed by your insults as it states in Matthew 5:10:
"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Unless you repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior you WILL be facing His judgment as soon as He decides to strike you down for your wicked sins. Jesus will laugh at your misery as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity. The choice is yours, friend. Repent or enjoy hell.
Matthew 4:17 From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Psalm 37:12 The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
Psalm 37:13 The LORD shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.

Psalm 58:10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.
Are you not listening? I was sent here by God. I never insulted you and I definitely never spat on Jesus' face. You never answered my question, none of you did. You are merely repeating the same thing over and over. You all think I am talking to the statues you're hiding behind. You are not talking from your heart and what you are trying to accomplish may be right or wrong, but the means you use to accomplish that goal is wrong. Do you not listen? I am talking to YOU. You are not deaf, I know it.
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You misunderstood. I am talking to you people not your statues.
You seem a bit obsessed with statues, pal. You must be a papist.

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I never ignored anything. Your intentions are not very clear to me. Perhaps you should clarify what exactly it is you want so much that you would turn to the devil for aid.
How can we be of the devil? Satan cannot cast out Satan. A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Mark 3:23-26 And he called them unto him, and said unto them in parables, How can Satan cast out Satan?
And if a kingdom be divided against itself, that kingdom cannot stand.
And if a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand.
And if Satan rise up against himself, and be divided, he cannot stand, but hath an end.



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Had you read the bible you would know that you are not living according to it.
Scripture or it didn't happen

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Why are you ignoring everything I say?
We have ignored nothing. We have answered every question with scripture.

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Job 27:4
"My lips will not speak wickedness, and my tongue will utter no deceit."
Amen! I have walked upright in all His ways!

2 Samuel 22:22-24 For I have kept the ways of the LORD, and have not wickedly departed from my God.
For all his judgments were before me: and as for his statutes, I did not depart from them.
I was also upright before him, and have kept myself from mine iniquity.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-06-2011, 11:15 PM

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You misunderstood. I am talking to you people not your statues.
I can't recall having said anything about statues. I explained why we were doing the right thing, as that was your question. For someone who claims not to be delirious, you're rather confused.

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I never said any of this. It is likely that you wanted me to say that and in the long run decided I said it.
Yes, you said that:

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How is that relevant to any of this?
In response to Lycia Scripturally explaining why you are wrong. Don't try to cover your tracks with lies, friend. We pierce through liberal deceit effortlessly.

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In fact you disregarded my quote, which, as it seems, was very unnecessary to paste here.
I replied to your quote. The best way to treat our fellow man is to treat him as the Bible commands us too. That was my response.

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I never ignored anything.
You completely ignored the following things:

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Of course Pastor Sampson is correct, but I was just thinking that you might want to see the scriptural basis for that statement.

"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"
2 Timothy 3:16

Mundwode, were you aware that the Bible speaks favorably of eunuchs (and, by extension, castrating yourself or those who are able to receive it)?

"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
Matthew 19:12

Tell me, friend, how do you reconcile your belief that you are directly serving God when you ignore His advice on this matter?
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Exactly, void of offence towards God. Which means keeping His Commandments in the Bible.

Are you delirious? Where did Sister Lycia ever express such a desire?
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And towards God, a part of this Scripture you ignore, as that is why Scripture is relevant. And how do we serve our fellow man better than by treating him as the Bible demands we do? It's the Word of GOD, after all!
Just quoting us and then typing some apparently randomly generated message entirely unrelated to what we said there doesn't count as an answer, of course.

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Your intentions are not very clear to me.
You asked what they were. I answered you. What is it you do not understand? I wish to bring the Message of Christ to the world. How hard is it to understand that?

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Perhaps you should clarify what exactly it is you want so much that you would turn to the devil for aid.
Friend, you should stop slinging mud at us. I've explained why I'm not in league with the devil (because I can support everything I say with Scripture) and why you are (because you teach doctrines opposite to Scripture). Stop repeating yourself. Accusing me of being in league with the devil I can live with, I am used to false christians slandering me. What bugs me, however, is that you provide no Scripture at all to support that view. Why not, friend? Bad conscience, perhaps?

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Had you read the bible you would know that you are not living according to it.
In what point do I fail, then? It can't be that hard to give an example, can it?

My impression is that I know quite a lot more about Scripture than you, friend.

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Why are you ignoring everything I say?
Can you give me an example of me ignoring something you said?

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I am only trying to help you. You, not your statue.
I have no statue. What would I need it for?

Anyway, you want to help me? Friend, Scripture tells me that I'm going to Heaven, as I keep His Commandments:

John 12:21:
He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.

The only thing you can help me with is by pointing out where I am still lacking in following the Bible. And that is the very thing you refuse to do! So what is it that you want?

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I do not wish to give in to the temptation and answer this.
Then don't. Accept Christ instead. He wants you to go to Heaven, you know! Unless, of course, He created you solely to punish you. That can also happen:

Proverbs 16:4:
The LORD hath made all [things] for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Romans 9:21:
Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

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I was talking to her not her statue.
Neither Sister Lycia nor her "statue" has expressed any desire to hurt anyone, as far as I'm aware. But of course, if I'm mistaken, point out where I am wrong.

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I do not wish to give in to the temptation.
Cowards go to Hell, you know:

Revelation 21:8:
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

I'm asking a very reasonable question. Just point out where I do not follow Jesus' Advice. Because, you know, you accused me of that. Wouldn't it be decent and reasonable of you, then, to support this with what Jesus' actually said, and where I departed from that? If you are right, that would be an easy thing to do, wouldn't it?

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I quoted the Bible correctly.
Friend, with "correctly quoting" I mean quoting Verses that support your arguments, or nullify ours. You haven't done that. You only quoted Acts 24:16, but without showing why this would apply to our conversation. You have never supported your accusations of "you don't follow the Bible, you wish to hurt people, you are in league with Satan" with Scripture.

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I never taught anything except what is in the Bible.
You did, friend. You claimed that we "do not believe in God," while we certainly do. You said that we are questioning God's Power. You said we were blaspheming. Ever heard of bearing false witness? You claim to know the "truth," which is different from our truth, while our Truth is supported with Scripture. Ever heard of false doctrine?



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You never listened to me.
Again, give me one example where I didn't.

Of course, you didn't listen to quite a few things we said, so accusations like these become rather hypocritical.

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"My lips will not speak wickedness, and my tongue will utter no deceit."
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I never insulted you and I definitely never spat on Jesus' face.
You did multiple times. Like when you accused us, True Christians™ who follow the entire Bible, of being hateful and in league with Satan. Do you think that Jesus likes it when you slander people who actually obey Him in every aspect like that?

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We answered each and every one of your questions. If that's not true, then how hard is it to just repeat these questions? That you refuse to do so, proves that you know perfectly well that we have answered everything you said, and because you are lost for words, as the Bible is clearly on our side, you try to cover your tracks by accusing us of being dishonest. That's a very unchristian way of behaving, friend.

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You all think I am talking to the statues you're hiding behind.
Friend, you are the only ones seeing statues here and talking to them. None of us ever claimed something even slightly statue-related. Are you on drugs?

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You are not talking from your heart and what you are trying to accomplish may be right or wrong, but the means you use to accomplish that goal is wrong.
We want to bring the Truth™ of Jesus Christ to the world. Why would our methods be wrong?

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There is no reason to shout, friend.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-06-2011, 11:55 PM

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How can we be of the devil? Satan cannot cast out Satan. A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Mark 3:23-26 And he called them unto him, and said unto them in parables, How can Satan cast out Satan?
And if a kingdom be divided against itself, that kingdom cannot stand.
And if a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand.
And if Satan rise up against himself, and be divided, he cannot stand, but hath an end.


Those quotes have little to do with what I've said. You are ignoring me again. Or possibly misunderstanding.


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Fine:
Matthew 7:12 "Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets."
You have broken this rule, you have insulted people deliberately.
Matthew 5:39 "But I say, do not resist an evil person! If someone slaps you on the right cheek, offer the other cheek also."
I am assuming you believe a lot of people here are evil, yet you debate, goad and mock them. You have broken this rule.
Matthew 5:40 "If you are sued in court and your shirt is taken from you, give your coat, too."
You only need to check my first post and the reply to that. You have broken this rule.
Matthew 5:43 "You have heard the law that says, 'Love your neighbor' and hate your enemy."
Matthew 5:44 "But I say, love your enemies! Pray for those who persecute you!"
You are talking of hate all the time, hating him and hating those. You have broken this rule.
Romans 14:1-4 "Accept him whose faith is weak, without passing judgment on disputable matters. One man’s faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. The man who eats everything must not look down on him who does not, and the man who does not eat everything must not condemn the man who does, for God has accepted him. Who are you to judge someone else’s servant? To his own master he stands or falls. And he will stand, for the Lord is able to make him stand."
Luke 6:37 “Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven"
You are judging people all the time. That is the point of this website. It is to judge people. To judge those who believe in your statues and those who do not. You are not God and you can not judge. You have even decided who goes to hell and who does not. You have broken these rules, the Bible tells you specifically not to quarrel over opinions of a person weak in faith.
John 8:7 "And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her."
You are debating that you have done nothing wrong, you are debating that you have done no sin. You have broken this rule.
Ten commandments:
"Do not lie"
I'm sure I need not point this out. You know what I am talking about.

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We have ignored nothing. We have answered every question with scripture.
You have not answered truthfully.




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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-07-2011, 12:59 AM

True disciple if you wanted to follow the Bible directly you would notice the "have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake" part. This does not mean it is advisable to force such a thing on someone.

You are calling me a coward and goading me to do an act of evil.

If you have read the Bible as much as you claim I am sure I needn't quote everything. I never said that the Bible is wrong. I merely said you do not believe in God.

As for when I say you ignoring me, that has to do with the fact I am a radical Christian here to make fun of those people you are, and possibly just Christians in general. You seem to be under the illusion that I do not know about it. Which is why you are replying as if I was believing your act. You are purposely trying to promote the more unaccepted ideas here and disregarding everything accepted. Even thought all the things you say are in the Bible. I just tend to ignore them like the rest of Christianity.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-07-2011, 01:59 AM

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True disciple if you wanted to follow the Bible directly you would notice the "have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake" part. This does not mean it is advisable to force such a thing on someone.
If it is forced upon someone for the kingdom of heaven's sake then I can't see the wrong in that. It's still better for him to live his life as an eunuch for Jesus than to burn in hell for all eternity.


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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-07-2011, 02:11 AM

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True disciple if you wanted to follow the Bible directly you would notice the "have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake" part. This does not mean it is advisable to force such a thing on someone.

You are calling me a coward and goading me to do an act of evil.


If you have read the Bible as much as you claim I am sure I needn't quote everything. I never said that the Bible is wrong. I merely said you do not believe in God.


As for when I say you are lying and ignoring me, that has to do with the fact you're pretending to be a
radical Christian to make fun of both me and those people you pretend to be, and possibly just Christians in general. You seem to be under the illusion that I do not know about it. Which is why you are replying as if I was believing your act. You are purposely trying to promote the more unaccepted ideas here and disregarding everything accepted.
Friend, what is so radical about trying to follow the entire Bible? That would seem to be the most orthodox and beautiful thing that anyone who claims to be a Christian could strive for.

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True disciple if you wanted to follow the Bible directly you would notice the "have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake" part. This does not mean it is advisable to force such a thing on someone.

You are calling me a coward and goading me to do an act of evil.

If you have read the Bible as much as you claim I am sure I needn't quote everything. I never said that the Bible is wrong. I merely said you do not believe in God.

As for when I say you are lying and ignoring me, that has to do with the fact you're pretending to be a radical Christian to make fun of both me and those people you pretend to be, and possibly just Christians in general. You seem to be under the illusion that I do not know about it. Which is why you are replying as if I was believing your act. You are purposely trying to promote the more unaccepted ideas here and disregarding everything accepted.
"Accepted" by whom? You? Other cherry-picking, salad bar false christians who only accept what they can stomach and disregard the rest? You sicken me, sinner. And now you stoop to questioning True Disciple's True Christianhood™ when you have clearly been bested. You think that calling the good brother names changes anything?
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If it is forced upon someone for the kingdom of heaven's sake then I can't see the wrong in that. It's still better for him to live his life as an eunuch for Jesus than to burn in hell for all eternity.
A very Godly point, Dr. Isaiah. Additionally, Matthew 19:12 makes absolutely no distinction between people choosing to be eunuchs and those who have it forced upon them.

Let's dissect the verse, shall we Mundwode?

"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
Matthew 19:12

Notice that the verse doesn't condemn eunuchs born that way, nor does it condemn people who were castrated for reasons other than the kingdom of Heaven's sake. Wouldn't the Bible specifically condemn those eunuchs if God were trying to stress the fact that only those who made themselves eunuchs were worthy?

Additionally, there are other verses in the Bible that speak favorably of eunuchs.

"Neither let the son of the stranger, that hath joined himself to the LORD, speak, saying, The LORD hath utterly separated me from his people: neither let the eunuch say, Behold, I am a dry tree. For thus saith the LORD unto the eunuchs that keep my sabbaths, and choose the things that please me, and take hold of my covenant; Even unto them will I give in mine house and within my walls a place and a name better than of sons and of daughters: I will give them an everlasting name, that shall not be cut off."
Isaiah 56:3-5

Here, the Lord is specifically saying that eunuch's who uphold His commandments and do His will receive an even greater reward than men who aren't eunuchs and women. Additionally, you should notice that he specifically commands eunuchs not to complain about their situation, which I'd say would imply that those eunuchs didn't choose to become that way.

"Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman."
1 Corinthians 7:1

Here Paul writes that it is good for a man not to touch a woman. Wouldn't being a eunuch therefore be a good thing, and also help avoid fornication without a man being saddled with a wife, implied in 1 Corinthians 7:2 to be a necessary evil to avoid fornication?

Finally, the 144,000 mentioned in Revelation 7 and 14 are specifically mentioned as being men who were not defiled with women. Surely you can agree that it would be easier for a man to achieve that Godly state by being a eunuch.

Friend, think about this for a moment. Forget about whatever you think about us, and look at the scripture we've shown you. It's what the Bible says. You can look these verses up yourself if, for whatever reason, you don't believe me.

Now please, just answer me this question.

How do you reconcile your belief in God, and your belief that you're doing His work, when you disagree with the message in these verses?


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Those quotes have little to do with what I've said. You are ignoring me again. Or possibly misunderstanding.
Buddy boy, it is you who lacks proper understanding and Christian discernment. Jesus says that people with their wangs cut off are a blessing.

Who are you to strive against your maker?

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Matthew 7:12 "Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets."
I want someone to tell me if I am messing up and tell me what I am doing wrong, so Hosanna to the highest!

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You have broken this rule, you have insulted people deliberately.
Jesus never called people names, like generation of vipers, dogs, swine, reprobate, sinners, faithless?

If it is good enough for our Lord, it's good enough for us.

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Matthew 5:39 "But I say, do not resist an evil person! If someone slaps you on the right cheek, offer the other cheek also."
Follow your own advice.

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Matthew 5:40 "If you are sued in court and your shirt is taken from you, give your coat, too."
And you do? You sound like a bit of a hypocrite here. You are telling us we are wrong and calling us God mockers, yet you seem very glad to defend your own position while persecuting us. Are you cold, friend? Shall we walk a twain together?

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Matthew 5:43 "You have heard the law that says, 'Love your neighbor' and hate your enemy."
Matthew 5:44 "But I say, love your enemies! Pray for those who persecute you!"
You are talking of hate all the time, hating him and hating those. You have broken this rule.
We hate no one. You are the one judging us as hateful. We are trying to save souls here. Is that not love?

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Romans 14:1-4 "Accept him whose faith is weak, without passing judgment on disputable matters. One man’s faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. The man who eats everything must not look down on him who does not, and the man who does not eat everything must not condemn the man who does, for God has accepted him. Who are you to judge someone else’s servant? To his own master he stands or falls. And he will stand, for the Lord is able to make him stand."
I have no idea what a ruling on eating meat or not has to do with us.

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Luke 6:37 “Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven"
While you sit high on your judgment seat over us. Do you get a nose bleed up there or did you continue to read Luke 6 to know that is a prohibition against hypocritical judgment?

40The disciple is not above his master: but every one that is perfect shall be as his master.
41And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
42Either how canst thou say to thy brother, Brother, let me pull out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother's eye.

Oh, master. Come teach us more.

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You are judging people all the time.
While you judge us.

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That is the point of this website. It is to judge people. To judge those who believe in your statues and those who do not.
We are not papists. We do not worship statues.

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You are not God and you can not judge.
Yet you continue to judge us, but I suppose it is different with you. You are specially led by God Himself, right?

What if God is telling me one thing and He is telling you something else? Which one of us is right? We both hear the voice of God whispering in our ear. We both truly believe we are right. Which one of us is correct? You? Because you say you are?

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You have even decided who goes to hell and who does not. You have broken these rules, the Bible tells you specifically not to quarrel over opinions of a person weak in faith.
John 8:7 "And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her."
So, by your opinion if that is correct, we would go to hell? How judgmental of you! You really are a hypocrite. How is that working out for you?

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You have broken this rule.
Ten commandments:
"Do not lie"
I'm sure I need not point this out. You know what I am talking about.
I already showed you that if we confess Jesus Christ that we could not do that without being true believers.

Praise Jesus. I love Him so much!

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You have not answered truthfully.
You have answered hypocritically and without understanding.

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I have sinned by giving in to the temptation.
You have committed no sin by discussing the Bible. Chapter and verse? I'm pretty sure Jesus wants us to

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True disciple if you wanted to follow the Bible directly you would notice the "have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake" part. This does not mean it is advisable to force such a thing on someone.

You are calling me a coward and goading me to do an act of evil.

If you have read the Bible as much as you claim I am sure I needn't quote everything. I never said that the Bible is wrong. I merely said you do not believe in God.

As for when I say you ignoring me, that has to do with the fact I am a radical Christian here to make fun of those people you are, and possibly just Christians in general. You seem to be under the illusion that I do not know about it. Which is why you are replying as if I was believing your act. You are purposely trying to promote the more unaccepted ideas here and disregarding everything accepted. Even thought all the things you say are in the Bible. I just tend to ignore them like the rest of Christianity.
So, you have made numerous statements claiming to speak for God. You have indicated your belief in the existance of the devil and hell. You are VERY sure that we are the ones headed there and not you, mainly, it seems, because we are reluctant to take your word that you are speaking for God over that of the Bible, which itself makes a case that it speaks for God.

Hmmm . . . somebody is confused here. But that's what happens when people pick apart the Bible and ignore the parts that THEY choose to ignore.

For real clarity of mind, you need to read the whole Bible and take its entire contents at face value.

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