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Default Mass prayer needed - 02-07-2014, 04:45 PM

Brothers and sisters, we need to pray that God and Jesus Christ smite the homergays in Sochi olympics! Who will join me?


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Default Re: Mass prayer needed - 02-15-2014, 10:26 PM

Go ahead i will be watching and when it doesnt work i will see what excuses you make up


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Default Re: Mass prayer needed - 02-16-2014, 04:24 AM

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Go ahead i will be watching and when it doesnt work i will see what excuses you make up
It's prayer, it will work!

James 5:16 "Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

Of course, we'll only be informed of what actually happened well after the fact, and they only have to provide the flimsiest evidence of a so-called "misfortune" strike someone doing or watching something vaguely athletic in the general vicinity of eastern-ish Europe to "prove" their case.


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Default Re: Mass prayer needed - 02-16-2014, 08:49 AM

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It's prayer, it will work!

James 5:16 "Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

Of course, we'll only be informed of what actually happened well after the fact, and they only have to provide the flimsiest evidence of a so-called "misfortune" strike someone doing or watching something vaguely athletic in the general vicinity of eastern-ish Europe to "prove" their case.
Brother Didymus,

If it's God's will, our prayers are answered affirmatively. However, if it is not God's will, our prayers will fall on rocky soil where their seed can take no purchase, much like a barren woman and spermytoza.

The LORD has no obligation to answer to atheists like yourself and if by some chance a homosexualite wins the gold, it is because God has a plan. When you come to JESUS and believe in Him, you will have the knowledge you lack.

My soul in Him, and His LOVE in me,
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Default Re: Mass prayer needed - 02-17-2014, 09:56 AM

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It's prayer, it will work!

"Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

Of course, we'll only be informed of what actually happened well after the fact, and they only have to provide the flimsiest evidence of a so-called "misfortune" strike someone doing or watching something vaguely athletic in the general vicinity of eastern-ish Europe to "prove" their case.
Well, can't God choose to operate in the vicinity of something? Can't He just barely cause an unsaved to lose and maybe allow one to win just to throw off the science-minded investigative sinners like yourself? Is that okay with you???



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Default Re: Mass prayer needed - 02-17-2014, 02:20 PM

I will join you! Let GOD's will rain fiery death upon them!
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Default Re: Mass prayer needed - 02-19-2014, 01:41 AM

Amen!


"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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