[Witch Hammer]

A racoon, that is...but it reminded me of an encounter with The Living Christ that I had not too long ago...

Recently, a negroidial family (consisting of a large buck nigra, his obese white trophy-wife and their ill-tutored mongreloid offspring) moved into our neighborhood. Sadly, secular law no longer forbids these creatures from mingling with white, God-fearing Americans...and drinking from our water fountains!!

Anyhow, as I strode out the door with assault rifle in hand, Jesus Christ appeared before me and spoke to me. I fell to the ground and thrashed about in mad convultions, frothing at the mouth and losing control of both bowels and bladder, as is customary whenever I am in the presence of The Lord.

He gently reminded me that while 99.99999% of all nigras will burn in hell, there is a small fraction of a percent who are not beyond salvation. He spoke to me of dear Brother Remy's transcendance into whiteness, and of how he conquered his inner tar-baby...leaving him a completely reformed nigra and as pure as driven snow in the eyes of The Lord. Brother Remy is now so white that if he were not already married, I would allow him to court my own virginal teenage daughter (who is ripe for a seeding and looking for a TC husband. PM me for details. Maybe we can work out a trade.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Praise Jesus! Thank you for reminding us all that we should never give up on anyone, as Jesus wants us to share the good news with the entire world.

Of course the chances of a nigra entering God's Kingdom are remote at best, since the curse God put on Ham's descendants has not been lifted as far as I know.

Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
9:26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
9:27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

So the nigras (Canaan's line) shall be the servants for Shem, who shall dwell in the house of Japheth, who got enlarged by the Lord.

Have you asked this boy if he wants to do an honest day's work? My stables need shoveling...

Anyway, I hope you can get that nigra family on the road to Salvation, Brother Hammer. Its good to see you swinging the sword of Jesus again! Use all the tools at your command.

And don't forget to clean yourself up, Brother.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Brother Hammer

Anyhow, as I strode out the door with assault rifle in hand, Jesus Christ appeared before me and spoke to me. I fell to the ground and thrashed about in mad convultions, frothing at the mouth and losing control of both bowels and bladder, as is customary whenever I am in the presence of The Lord.

He gently reminded me that while 99.99999% of all nigras will burn in hell, there is a small fraction of a percent who are not beyond salvation.

Brother Hammer, that must rate as one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard.

Good luck with the Trade of your Daughter by the way.

You must be so proud now that She is ready to Reproduce. Her Quiver must be Brimming with potential True Christian™ Soldiers.

Psalm 127:3-6
Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth. Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.

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[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Praise Brother Hammer! We are indeed grateful that the Lord has sent us Brother Remy and Sister Lateefa to witness to these unsaved heathens. These negras represent a special challenge in getting them to see Jesus.

[SalvationSeeker]

Praise Jesus, brother Hammer!
Your most holy work in His name will surely be rewarded in Heaven.

The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness;
According to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.
Psalm 18:20

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

my own virginal teenage daughter (who is ripe for a seeding and looking for a TC husband. PM me for details. Maybe we can work out a trade.)

I'm interested, as I have been looking for a wife who can bear me Christian soldiers.

[Brother Samuel]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
my own virginal teenage daughter (who is ripe for a seeding and looking for a TC husband. PM me for details. Maybe we can work out a trade.)

I am interested also. I PMed you with details. Good luck with the Nigra family. (P.S. I sent a copy of my hard drive to Mrs. Betty Bowers computer technician team and, for a fee, they digitally called every demon out of it. My computer is now demon free. Praise!)

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Brother Samuel

I am interested also. I PMed you with details. Good luck with the Nigra family. (P.S. I sent a copy of my hard drive to Mrs. Betty Bowers computer technician team and, for a fee, they digitally called every demon out of it. My computer is now demon free. Praise!)

Well Praise the Lord and YOU Brother Samuel.

You can never be too sure where those demons may be hiding.
May I also suggest a good Hearty Enema just in case there are any hiding in your Colon? I partake of this necessary procedure at least twice a week, sometimes even three.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Anyhow, as I strode out the door with assault rifle in hand, Jesus Christ appeared before me and spoke to me. I fell to the ground and thrashed about in mad convultions, frothing at the mouth and losing control of both bowels and bladder, as is customary whenever I am in the presence of The Lord.

He gently reminded me that while 99.99999% of all nigras will burn in hell, there is a small fraction of a percent who are not beyond salvation. He spoke to me of dear Brother Remy's transcendance into whiteness, and of how he conquered his inner tar-baby...leaving him a completely reformed nigra and as pure as driven snow in the eyes of The Lord. Brother Remy is now so white that if he were not already married, I would allow him to court my own virginal teenage daughter (who is ripe for a seeding and looking for a TC husband. PM me for details. Maybe we can work out a trade.)

This is indeed a Godly tale Brother Hammer. That you were deeply moved by The Lord is clear to all to read.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Darn! From the title of the thread I thought he meant THIS kind of dead coon.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[SayvedByTheLord]

Pahraaaaaaise Jesus!

I hope to become as enlightened and worthy of salvation as all of you here

I look forward to learning and feeling the warm glow of being saved.

SayvedByTheLord

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord

Pahraaaaaaise Jesus!

I hope to become as enlightened and worthy of salvation as all of you here

I look forward to learning and feeling the warm glow of being saved.

SayvedByTheLord

Welcome Friend, but I suggest you go and do a proper introduction in the proper place where you can tell us what your favourite Bible (KJV) Verses are.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

Welcome Friend, but I suggest you go and do a proper introduction in the proper place where you can tell us what your favourite Bible (KJV) Verses are.

Indeed!

Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord

I look forward to learning and feeling the warm glow of being saved.

Ah, it's good to see a man (or are you a woman?) eager to open up for Jesus' sweet love! I can't wait to read your introduction! Be sure to tell us your favorite version of the King James Bible . . . Do you prefer hardcover, or softcover? Large type? Regular?

I used to carry a large-print hardcover version, but I had to give it up. It seems that when rebuking little old ladies, something soft and light is more appropriate.

Who knew?