[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Goodbye, friends. I am leaveing this message boad. I won't be replying to any more posts here. As it turns out; I won't be finding what I'm looking for here. Most of the TC, if not all, are cruel human beings. I will go now talking to Luna, and learning how to live my life with love, and peace. As I sit here typeing this with my little Happy Buddha satue, and eating my tofu, I am reminded of how my life is pretty good. It's better then before, and I know that it will get better then this. Thank you for the enlightment of how you guys think about what you know.


So long.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Lunar_Tick

Goodbye, friends. I am leaveing this message boad. I won't be replying to any more posts here. As it turns out; I won't be finding what I'm looking for here. Most of the TC, if not all, are cruel human beings. I will go now talking to Luna, and learning how to live my life with love, and peace. As I sit here typeing this with my little Happy Buddha satue, and eating my tofu, I am reminded of how my life is pretty good. It's better then before, and I know that it will get better then this. Thank you for the enlightment of how you guys think about what you know.


So long.

NOOOOO! Don't let a Tree convince you to spend eternity burning in Hellfire!

How can you say we are cruel? Because we won't coddle you in your delusions? Because we tell you the Truth about God, Jesus, and your Tree Demon? Because we don't want you to spend eternity in Hellfire?

Truly, you are selfish, LunaTick. You want peace and happiness. Never mind what Jesus wants! Jesus just wants to give you Unconditional Love, but you reject it by ignoring every single one of His conditions of Love, Faith, and Complete Obedience in All Things.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Farewell, Mr Hippy Mushy dude.

Go easy on the mushrooms you find in the forest, won't you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Lunar_seed

Goodbye, friends. I am leaveing this message boad. I won't be replying to any more posts here. As it turns out; I won't be finding what I'm looking for here. Most of the TC, if not all, are cruel human beings. I will go now talking to Luna, and learning how to live my life with love, and peace. As I sit here typeing this with my little Happy Buddha satue, and eating my tofu, I am reminded of how my life is pretty good. It's better then before, and I know that it will get better then this. Thank you for the enlightment of how you guys think about what you know.


So long.

Well we did our best to show you Christ's divine love and His plan for your Salvation. Having heard these details and then deciding to reject Jesus, you can look forward to an eternity gulping scalding hot sulfur and being disemboweled and forcefed your own guts.

We True Christians™ are guaranteed Salvation because we have been Saved by the blood of the lamb. We offered you God's Salvation, you spit in God's face, so we now wipe the dust from our sandals and go on our way.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" (2 John 1:9-11)


Enjoy hell.

[Larry Lee]

Originally Posted by Lunar_seed

Goodbye, friends. I am leaveing this message boad. I won't be replying to any more posts here. As it turns out; I won't be finding what I'm looking for here. Most of the TC, if not all, are cruel human beings. I will go now talking to Luna, and learning how to live my life with love, and peace. As I sit here typeing this with my little Happy Buddha satue, and eating my tofu, I am reminded of how my life is pretty good. It's better then before, and I know that it will get better then this. Thank you for the enlightment of how you guys think about what you know.

Rejoice, Berthern and Cistern, this sinner was obviously never among God's elect, and so we bid him 'Good riddance, damned one.' Amen

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Larry Lee

Rejoice, Berthern and Cistern, this sinner was obviously never among God's elect, and so we bid him 'Good riddance, damned one.' Amen

Brother LL, how can we rejoice when LunaTick is choosing Hell over Heaven? Are we not to show him our True Christian Tough Lurve right until the moment of his death?

Then, when Luna the Tree Demon drags him to Hell, we can laugh at him with Jesus! (I just know I don't want to start laughing before Jesus does . . . remember what happened to you-know-who? )

[Sista Lateefah]

Originally Posted by Lunar_seed

Most of the TC, if not all, are cruel human beings.

I see that you had made sure to spit in God's face and the faces of His followers one last time with yo false witnessin'. I promises you that He gonna make sure to return the favor many times over! Everybody know that True Christians™ is full of the love of JESUS! Too bad you had rejected that love.

Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven. But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 10:32-33

Got asbestos?

[SalvationSeeker]

Hardly surprising, the Holy Bible predicted this..
A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.
Proverbs 18:2

[Larry Lee]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

Brother LL, how can we rejoice when LunaTick is choosing Hell over Heaven? Are we not to show him our True Christian Tough Lurve right until the moment of his death?

Then, when Luna the Tree Demon drags him to Hell, we can laugh at him with Jesus! (I just know I don't want to start laughing before Jesus does . . . remember what happened to you-know-who? )

For it is written:

Elect according to the foreknowledge of God the Father, through sanctification of the Spirit, unto obedience and sprinkling of the blood of Jesus Christ: Grace unto you, and peace, be multiplied (1st Peter 1:2).

For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth (Romans 9:11).

These are difficult passages for those who remain satisfied with the milk of the Word, but for those who have advanced to the voracious consumption of spiritual meat, they are the ones who know that God's rich blessing of 'election by grace' does not include all, and obviously not the hell bound Lunar Seed. Do not mourn him, Brother Knees, but rather, perhaps you'd do well to heed Paul's kind words to Peter:

Give diligence to make your calling and election sure (1st Peter 1:10).

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Larry Lee

For it is written:

Elect according to the foreknowledge of God the Father, through sanctification of the Spirit, unto obedience and sprinkling of the blood of Jesus Christ: Grace unto you, and peace, be multiplied (1st Peter 1:2).

For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth (Romans 9:11).

These are difficult passages for those who remain satisfied with the milk of the Word, but for those who have advanced to the voracious consumption of spiritual meat, they are the ones who know that God's rich blessing of 'election by grace' does not include all, and obviously not the hell bound Lunar Seed. Do not mourn him, Brother Knees, but rather, perhaps you'd do well to heed Paul's kind words to Peter:

Give diligence to make your calling and election sure (1st Peter 1:10).

But how can we be sure?

Just look at Evel Knievel! 68 years of denying Jesus and jumping motorcycles over stacks of flaming Bibles, and yet he has finally been Saved!

Oh, the thought of poor Luna_Cee being roasted alive, in unspeakable anguish yet never dying, all because of some Tree that should have been made into a table or Bibles or something . . . Oh, Brother Lee, you know in your heart that when it comes to compassion for Luna_Cee, I'm so full of it that it's coming out my eyes, running down my cheeks <sniffle>

[Rachael Van Helsing]

So I noticed mr mushy hippy said this will be his last post, yet he's been lurking here for hours.

Maybe he wants a hug goodbye? Or some flowers?

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

So I noticed mr mushy hippy said this will be his last post, yet he's been lurking here for hours.

Maybe he wants a hug goodbye? Or some flowers?

Wrong again, witch. The worship of Lucifer and the Horned goat has addled your brain. A name appearing in that list down below seems to mean little more than that someone hasn't logged out. It doesn't mean that their browser is open on this site, or at least that there isn't another tab, page, or another browser or other program in front of it. And even if it were, it doesn't follow that they haven't gone off leaving it on. It is supposed to mean that their last click on the site occurred within a certain time frame, but in practice it doesn't seem to work like that. My browsers automatically load Landover in a tag when I open them, and that makes it seem I'm there even if I haven't looked at the forum. All very odd I agree, but when if give yourself to Jesus and stop sacrificing harmless animals to Satan, your mind will become clearer and you won't make such silly mistakes.

Mind, it is more than possible that the Lord's grace will draw Lunar back to us. We have seen this happen many times before.

[SinisterPizza]

er, Goodbye then. Good luck

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

So I noticed mr mushy hippy said this will be his last post, yet he's been lurking here for hours.

Maybe he wants a hug goodbye? Or some flowers?

And if you found Jesus and gave yourself to him, you may take on board some of the fruit of the spirit and become more like our loving compassionate Sisters in Christ rather than the pagan harpie you are now. If paganism is such a loving and decent faith, wouldn't we get a little more sweetness and kindness from you, and less cattiness, bitchiness, and sarcasm? Of course we would. You need to cast yourself down on your knees and start accepting the love of Jesus, and not that of the horned goat God or Goddess, or whatever demonic creature you romp with in the woods. It has been pointed out many times that the Good Pastors here are happy to help young woman like yourself on the road to repentance, and all you have to do to get some one-on-one prayer sessions is make this known. Something would be arranged immediately.

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by SinisterPizza

er, Goodbye then. Good luck

I hope that you are taking on board what has happened here Pizza. Do you see what happens when someone submits to Satan and eats Tofu? They end up like Lunar. Is that how you want to be, or are you going to reject the demons of liebralism and false religion and embrace Jesus?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Enobarbus

Wrong again, witch. The worship of Lucifer and the Horned goat has addled your brain. A name appearing in that list down below seems to mean little more than that someone hasn't logged out. It doesn't mean that their browser is open on this site, or at least that there isn't another tab, page, or another browser or other program in front of it. And even if it were, it doesn't follow that they haven't gone off leaving it on. It is supposed to mean that their last click on the site occurred within a certain time frame, but in practice it doesn't seem to work like that. My browsers automatically load Landover in a tag when I open them, and that makes it seem I'm there even if I haven't looked at the forum. All very odd I agree, but when if give yourself to Jesus and stop sacrificing harmless animals to Satan, your mind will become clearer and you won't make such silly mistakes.

Mind, it is more than possible that the Lord's grace will draw Lunar back to us. We have seen this happen many times before.

Well, when one weeds out the part of this post that are talking about how horrible I am I happened to use the 'who's online' feature on the site which says how long since a visible member is active and what they are viewing. As I posted that last post, he'd only been active about 10 minutes before, and was active looking at threads before then.
You big meanie.

And if you found Jesus and gave yourself to him, you may take on board some of the fruit of the spirit and become more like our loving compassionate Sisters in Christ rather than the pagan harpie you are now. If paganism is such a loving and decent faith, wouldn't we get a little more sweetness and kindness from you, and less cattiness, bitchiness, and sarcasm? Of course we would.

Are you calling me a sarcastic catty b*tch?
Why, how rude.
Sarcastic I may be, a b*tch I can be, but I am NOT catty!

You need to cast yourself down on your knees and start accepting the love of Jesus, and not that of the horned goat God or Goddess, or whatever demonic creature you romp with in the woods. It has been pointed out many times that the Good Pastors here are happy to help young woman like yourself on the road to repentance, and all you have to do to get some one-on-one prayer sessions is make this known. Something would be arranged immediately.

Well if those one-on-one prayer sessions are so helpful, then why is it that the ladies of landover seem to emerge from those session looking like they...er... were romping in the woods?

As to Lunar, have a look at some of these posts and see for yourself who it was who was mean to him!

[Star Finder]

DeerTick said

It's better then before

Of course its better than before. That's because you found LBC! Even if you don't agree with the entire message you can learn a lot on this board.

[Sista Lateefah]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Are you calling me a sarcastic catty b*tch?

Actually, he hadn't called you a b*tch, he had called you bitchy. But if it walk like a duck, swim like a duck, and quack like a duck...

Why, how rude.
Sarcastic I may be, a b*tch I can be, but I am NOT catty!

You oughtsa be ashamed of yoself! Jesus do not like liars, or folk that backtalks Godly pastors fo' that matter.

[Brother Samuel]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

Brother LL, how can we rejoice when LunaTick is choosing Hell over Heaven? Are we not to show him our True Christian Tough Lurve right until the moment of his death?

Then, when Luna the Tree Demon drags him to Hell, we can laugh at him with Jesus! (I just know I don't want to start laughing before Jesus does . . . remember what happened to you-know-who? )

We all tried and gave it our best, but you must realize that if it was God's will for Lunar Seed to be Saved, he'd be labeled a True Christian right now and not be spouting on about how he wants to go talk to a tree and eat mushrooms. We did what we were called to do and his blood is off of our hands. It is apparently God's will that Lunar Seed not be Saved.

Romans 8:28 "And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose."

It is for the best.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Well if those one-on-one prayer sessions are so helpful, then why is it that the ladies of landover seem to emerge from those session looking like they...er... were romping in the woods?

Because they have been filled with the power of HIM Rachael. GLORY!

You seems quite interested with those prayers sessions. You do know they are a private so you voyeurism is quite disturbing.