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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-27-2007, 05:37 PM
The end for me, it seems.
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-27-2007, 05:40 PM
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The end for me, it seems.
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Or you could stop listening to that filth! Why not pick something from the Christian Music thread?
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Unsaved Trash want to be goth wizard, so scary
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-27-2007, 05:41 PM
No.
Seriously, what is wrong with long hair?
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-27-2007, 05:53 PM
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No.
Seriously, what is wrong with long hair?
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Other men mistake them for women. This means they have a moment of homer desire for the guy. By having long hair you are trying to make other men homers.
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-27-2007, 05:57 PM
Didn't Jesus have long hair?
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-27-2007, 06:00 PM
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Didn't Jesus have long hair?
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Are you saying you have homer urges looking at Jesus? My goodness friend, you need our help more than I first thought!
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-27-2007, 06:03 PM
No, that's not what I ment. What I ment was didn't Jesus have long hair?
I don't look at people that have long hair as gays.
I have rather long hair and I'm not gay.
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-27-2007, 06:06 PM
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I like to do this with my hands
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You awful little demon! We know you're addicted to "m"ing with your hands, but there's no need to brag about it!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-27-2007, 06:10 PM
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No, that's not what I ment. What I ment was didn't Jesus have long hair?
I don't look at people that have long hair as gays.
I have rather long hair and I'm not gay.
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No, Jesus didn't have long hair.
And the Bible says you shouldn't, either!
I Corinthians 11:14
Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-27-2007, 06:12 PM
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At least it will be over quickly for our reptilian friend, dear Dukie.
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You awful little demon! We know you're addicted to "m"ing with your hands, but there's no need to brag about it!
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Oh well I'm sorry I didn't know that was satanic. Sorry. I'm so sorry (seriously).
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-27-2007, 06:13 PM
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No, that's not what I ment. What I ment was didn't Jesus have long hair?
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How would I know? The image of Jesus we have is deliberately not HIM to avoid worshiping graven images.
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I don't look at people that have long hair as gays.
I have rather long hair and I'm not gay.
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The problem isn’t you’re a homer, the problem is it is a effeminate. What is wrong long haired men are making other men homers.
Forcing other people to sin is evil, don’t you agree?
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-27-2007, 06:15 PM
I have no idea how that quote of "Mrs. Rogers" got there. I did not quote it.
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-28-2007, 08:59 AM
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I have no idea how that quote of "Mrs. Rogers" got there. I did not quote it.
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My dear, it is obvious the LORD Himself popped my quote into your post, to give your mind-farting a measure of Godly value.
Dear Jesus, I am humbled You would use me thusly. Amen.
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-28-2007, 02:28 PM
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My dear, it is obvious the LORD Himself popped my quote into your post, to give your mind-farting a measure of Godly value.
Dear Jesus, I am humbled You would use me thusly. Amen.
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Is that you in your avatar?
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Re: is satan's really bigger? -
04-28-2007, 05:30 PM
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Is that you in your avatar?
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Of course that is Mrs Roger. I hope this is not going to turn into one of those granny porn things.
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