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Re: False Religions And Cults -
02-06-2014, 05:56 AM
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Whoever thinks hell is a place is anti Christ in their teachings...
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Ok, that's a viable premise, so far so good.
The problem is everything that comes after. Nothing you cite in your painfully incoherent way supports your contention (or even has much, if anything, to do with the subject of Hell in the first place).
Of course, discussion of the natures of Hell and the anti-Christ really don't belong in this thread, so why don't you use the "Search" function to find a better place for your next rant?
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
02-06-2014, 12:20 PM
Perhaps that was supposed to be an example of a false religion. Since we've already had Jehovo Witnesses (in post #1) posted as recently as 2006, this example might be one of their sub-cults.
Raëlism is one of them, founded by a French racing car driver inside a volcano where "Elohim" had landed to enlighten the world. Fortunate really that he happened to be there, the inside of a volcano not being the best location for worldwide audiences. Sort of like the JW's, except they're Elohim's Witnesses.
The best way to participate is to be a pretty Eurasian, in which case you get free access to his ashram or whatever he calls it.
• some disciples during "Love Hug Day" (their version of Christmas I suppose)
• inside an ashram
• The "prophet" (he says he isn't a prophet), and
• In his previous life
Now at first glance there may not seem many similarities between a French racing car driver and an English Lord.
Enter Brinsley Le Poer Trench, 8th Earl of Clancarty.
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Start at page 74 (of the pdf)
..You will recall that after the “Fall” Adam was expelled from Eden.Therefore the Lord God sent him
forth from the Garden of Eden
to till the ground from whence he came. Genesis 3:23 [and] it was postulated that a number of the Elohim (gods) had indulged in a breeding experiment. This went wrong and they were expelled, too, along with the race of Adam. These were the ‘fallen angels’.
..Now, where was the first earthly Garden of Eden?
..William F. Warren, in his scholarly work Paradise Found, or The Cradle of the Human Race at the North Pole, quotes from a translation by A. M. Sayce taken from a book called Records of the Past:..We are told of a dwelling which ‘the gods created for’ the first human beings – a dwelling in which they ‘became great’, and ‘increased in numbers’, and the location of which is described in words exactly corresponding to those of Iranian, Indian, Chinese, Eddaic,and Aztecan literature; namely, ‘in the centre of the Earth’. ..Warren places the entrance to this Paradise firmly and squarely in the North Pole area.
..There are many biblical references to this area. Here is a very pertinent one from Job:He stretches out the north over
the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing.
He bindeth up the waters in his
thick clouds; and the cloud is not rent
under tham.
He holdeth back the face of his
throne, and spreadeth his cloud upon it.
He hath encompassed the waters with
bounds until the day and night come
to an end. Job 26:7-10 ..An American who has done considerable research into the hollow Earth theory is Raymond A. Palmer, a magazine editor and publisher.
..In an article Palmer commented upon these verses from Job:..Viewed from space, the Earth would seem to be spherical, and the hole would not in any way change the regularity of the sphere. (We will be discussing the hole later – Author.) We can easily understand this when Job makes his reiterated mentions of the clouds that cover the hole (polar explorers curse the eternal fog). Particularly in ‘he holdeth back the face of his throne, and spreadeth his cloud upon it’. ..The Scandinavians have a legend of a wonderful land far to the north called Ultima Thule (often confused today with Greenland). Is Ultima Thule in that mysterious area beyond the Pole alleged to lead into the interior of the Earth?
..The well know French writer, Robert Charroux, has written of the legends of the underground worlds of Agartha and Shamballah.
..There are many more references both in the Bible and in classical literature to this legendary inner world.
..Now we will present real, solid proof that the Earth, without any doubt whatsoever, is hollow.
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Hmm.. but at second glance.. materialisation inside a volcano vs materialisation inside the Earth? Breeding experiments? Aliens? These JW (or EW) sub-cults fail on so many levels but do stack up well on the FALSE meter so if that contributor was not actually suggesting them, I'll add them now (subject to Pastoral approval).
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
02-16-2014, 08:18 PM
Agnostics don't worship Satan
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
02-16-2014, 09:39 PM
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Agnostics don't worship Satan
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Wrong again, junior.
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Matthew 12:30:
He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
02-17-2014, 07:00 PM
So what makes a religion real ?
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
02-17-2014, 07:10 PM
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So what makes a religion real ?
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Sweetie, you know what would be a polite thing to do? Before charging in here asking question, it would have been polite to create an introduction thread in The introduction forum.
But you caught me in a good mood today. So the answer to your question is, God makes the Christian religion real.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
02-18-2014, 12:38 PM
Pantheism: They believe that the whole world is God... Stupid or what?
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03-02-2014, 07:47 PM
Pastafarians: They worship the flying spaghetti monster. I'm not even kidding....
Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7
Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20
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Re: False Religions Register -
03-03-2014, 01:38 PM
Also they think pirates are saints or whatever
Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7
Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
06-09-2014, 02:34 AM
what about lutherans?
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
06-09-2014, 03:22 AM
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what about lutherans?
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They're covered right in the OP (if you're using Chrome, you can <ctrl+F> to find specific text [such as Lutheran] on a page).
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
06-09-2014, 04:34 AM
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what about lutherans?
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Read all about them HERE.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
06-12-2014, 10:00 PM
I am an atheist and i don't worship monkeys, i know is hard to comprehend but is a fact , and i want you "true Christians" try to convince me why is your religion is the true religion and why the other ones are false and stupid.
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
06-12-2014, 10:05 PM
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I am an atheist and i don't worship monkeys, i know is hard to comprehend but is a fact , and i want you "true Christians" try to convince me why is your religion is the true religion and why the other ones are false and stupid.
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And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said,
Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
Luke 4:12
If you are truly seeking, you will find the answers in the Holy Bible (Matthew 7:7). If you've come to challenge and debate, you'll find no takers here. We're a peaceful and charitable community dear. Although we extend our hand in welcoming to those who genuinely look for for the Truth, we will not enable those who wish to run as fast as they can towards the fiery pits of Hell.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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06-12-2014, 10:12 PM
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I am an atheist and i don't worship monkeys, i know is hard to comprehend but is a fact , and i want you "true Christians" try to convince me why is your religion is the true religion and why the other ones are false and stupid.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
06-13-2014, 10:01 AM
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So what makes a religion real ?
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Historical events.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
06-16-2014, 10:21 AM
You forgot to add Christianity to the list! The religion where they believe in a man in the sky who created a world apparently as we see it now only a few thousand years ago who also made man as we are today! I seem to see a lot of his 'followers' on here who really take his meaningful lessons and beat them into people and threaten them if they don't feel the same way. I do see that there intelligent people come in the bucket - load on this appalling excuse for a christian website. I do not know how you forgot the main false religion off the list, how silly.
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06-16-2014, 10:37 AM
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...The religion where they believe in a man in the sky who created a world apparently as we see it now only a few thousand years ago who also made man as we are today!...
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Judaism and Islam believe the same thing.
Please post links to where you went to their forums and berated them as well.
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06-16-2014, 10:42 AM
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You forgot to add Christianity to the list! The religion where they believe in a man in the sky who created a world apparently as we see it now only a few thousand years ago who also made man as we are today! I seem to see a lot of his 'followers' on here who really take his meaningful lessons and beat them into people and threaten them if they don't feel the same way. I do see that there intelligent people come in the bucket - load on this appalling excuse for a christian website. I do not know how you forgot the main false religion off the list, how silly.
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True Christians have scripture which proves the True and Only religion.
A man who does not understand this...well - there is a scripture also for You:
Proverbs 26:12
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06-16-2014, 11:11 AM
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Judaism and Islam believe the same thing.
Please post links to where you went to their forums and berated them as well.
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On their forums they don't slate everyone for having their own beliefs like everyone does on here
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