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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-28-2008, 10:13 PM
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Now isn't the time to admit i'm homosexual then. I'm joking btw.
I hope i do find a good woman, and i hope that i will love her enough to not ever lay a hand on her, as i believe (whether you do or not), that men and women are equal. Perhaps God did not mean it to be that way, but through the centuries they have balanced out, and now there are probably just as many cases of domestic violence from woman to man, as there are visa versa.
What right have we to lay a hand on another Christian human being? Should we not instead turn our focus to those of faux-religions? What use is it hitting each other? We should be spreading the word of god, not the mark of our fists.
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You know, if you were a man and all and didn't play at silly car games I'd think you were kinda cute.
Don't you realize that sitting in your room playing silly games is just wasting your life away? If you were a real man you'd know how to handle a real woman. You know what a real woman is I hope?
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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04-28-2008, 10:40 PM
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You know what a real woman is I hope?
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Leave him alon u big big bully! Course he know what a real woman is!
Don worry, Molineux, don listen to these asshats! They ar still real, even if ya hav ta inflate 'em!
Plastic dates don say no!
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04-29-2008, 12:38 AM
I backhand my wife. I rummage through her purse. I spit on her. I kick her. I demean her. I punch her. I've nearly drowned her. Because I love her. Praise Jesus.
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04-29-2008, 12:42 AM
God demands that we subjugate our women, both wives and daughters.
1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
Brother Hatchet is a truly Manly True Christian man.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-29-2008, 05:59 AM
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Leave him alon e you big big bully! Of course he know s what a real woman is!
Don 't worry, Molineux, don 't listen to these asshats! They ar e still real, even if y ou hav e t o inflate them!
Plastic dates don 't say no!
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Actually no, it doesn't matter if they are inflatable, they are still inanimate objects.
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04-29-2008, 06:57 AM
i am convinced the people on here are reading a different bible
mine says nothing about disciplining your wife or girlfriend
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04-29-2008, 08:14 AM
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You know, if you were a man and all and didn't play at silly car games I'd think you were kinda cute.
Don't you realize that sitting in your room playing silly games is just wasting your life away? If you were a real man you'd know how to handle a real woman. You know what a real woman is I hope?
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Firstly, i am a man. Secondly, of course i know what a real woman is.
She is a Christian woman, who loves her partner.
There's no more i need.
And onto the games, I don't play them in my bedroom, i play them in the living room, with a friend or group of friends.
Think of it as a social passtime.
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04-29-2008, 08:24 AM
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Firstly, i am a man. Secondly, of course i know what a real woman is.
She is a Christian woman, who loves her partner.
There's no more i need.
And onto the games, I don't play them in my bedroom, i play them in the living room, with a friend or group of friends.
Think of it as a social passtime.
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How old are you frenchie? Do your parents know about these fag orgies you throw in their livingroom?
True Christians read the Holy Bible for relaxation and enjoyment.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-29-2008, 08:29 AM
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How old are you frenchie? Do your parents know about these fag orgies you throw in their livingroom?
True Christians read the Holy Bible for relaxation and enjoyment.
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Firstly i'm English, so i'm already a better person than you. Molineux is a park in Western England, which was then built over with a Football, Sorry SOCCER stadium.
My mom plays video games, my dad got his panties in a bunch and split.
Rather play video games than have no life and read one book for the rest of my life.
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04-29-2008, 08:32 AM
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Firstly i'm English, so i'm already a better person than you. Molineux is a park in Western England, which was then built over with a Football, Sorry SOCCER stadium.
My mom plays video games, my dad got his panties in a bunch and split.
Rather play video games than have no life and read one book for the rest of my life.
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04-29-2008, 08:32 AM
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Firstly i'm English, so i'm already a better person than you. Molineux is a park in Western England, which was then built over with a Football, Sorry SOCCER stadium.
My mom plays video games, my dad got his panties in a bunch and split.
Rather play video games than have no life and read one book for the rest of my life.
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But how old are you boy? That's the question. I have some verses I'd like to share with you, but I need to know how to tailor them.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-29-2008, 08:36 AM
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But how old are you boy? That's the question. I have some verses I'd like to share with you, but I need to know how to tailor them.
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I'm old enough.
I invite you to share your verses with me.
I shall read them, but i cannot promise i will look at them without a biased view-point.
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04-29-2008, 08:39 AM
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I'm old enough.
I invite you to share your verses with me.
I shall read them, but i cannot promise i will look at them without a biased view-point.
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Answer the question frenchie.
My guess is 15.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-29-2008, 08:41 AM
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Answer the question frenchie.
My guess is 15.
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Old enough to play games certificated 18.
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04-29-2008, 08:42 AM
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Old enough to play games certificated 18.
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Answer the question. And remember that God hates liars.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-29-2008, 08:44 AM
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Answer the question. And remember that God hates liars.
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You cannot force me to answer a question i don't wish to answer.
If i don't wish to share personal information across the internet, it's my right to do that.
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04-29-2008, 08:55 AM
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You cannot force me to answer a question i don't wish to answer.
If i don't wish to share personal information across the internet, it's my right to do that.
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Sorry frenchie, but you actually have no rights here. I strongly suspect that you are under 18, and that you lied to gain access to our Godly forum.
I'll be praying for you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-29-2008, 09:01 AM
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God demands that we subjugate our women, both wives and daughters.
1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
Brother Hatchet is a truly Manly True Christian™ man.
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I've noticed some bruises on Sister Thumper, and she's also had a few black eyes. Looks like you're getting a head start. You make Jesus beam with pride, Pastor.
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Re: Wives are not playthings -
04-29-2008, 10:43 AM
A good wife is like a good submissive. Willing to serve.
The only issue that Dances with Desires has is that the shoe is not on the other foot.
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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04-29-2008, 12:04 PM
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i am convinced the people on here are reading a different bible
mine says nothing about disciplining your wife or girlfriend
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Since you, like Nancy Pefloozie, have been caught making up the Bible as you go alone, that doesn't say much.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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