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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 05:29 PM
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Unbelievable. OUTRAGEOUS! This sick, deviant WRONG interpretation of the Holy Bible can only come from misguided baptists. I apologize for being angry (only temporarily angry) at you but how can you claim that the Bible says it's ok to spank women?
There are several verses in the Holy Bible which grant us permission to spank those who report to us. Therefore, for example, in certain circumstances it might be permissible to spank an alter boy (or girl) in accordance with the teachings in the Bible. However, only those who misinterpret the Bible in the most perverse ways would advocate or condone spanking a woman.
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- Ephesians 5:22
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
- Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
Now if I (husband) see fit to spank or see it necessary to spank wife. Then she should submit either way. Right???
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright
- Ephesians 5:22
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
- Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
Now if I (husband) see fit to spank or see it necessary to spank wife. Then she should submit either way. Right???
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Why do you lot always leave out the rest of that verse?
Husbands, love your wives, even as Chirst loved the church, and gave himself for her.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright
- Ephesians 5:22
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
- Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
Now if I (husband) see fit to spank or see it necessary to spank wife. Then she should submit either way. Right???
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Well the bible was written a long time ago. When times were different, that scripture is old now, outdated. Do you not think that everything would be a lot easier if everyone were considered and treated as equal. The world has moved on since when that was written women vote, are supposed to get equal pay etc......
It's time to move on.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 05:42 PM
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Why do you lot always leave out the rest of that verse?
Husbands, love your wives, even as Chirst loved the church, and gave himself for her.
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Nothing shows love like a swift spanking. I didn't think the rest of the verse was necessary to make my point. What makes you think that you don't love someone when you spank them!
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzzy Nads
Unbelievable. OUTRAGEOUS! This sick, deviant WRONG interpretation of the Holy Bible can only come from misguided baptists. I apologize for being angry (only temporarily angry) at you but how can you claim that the Bible says it's ok to spank women?
There are several verses in the Holy Bible which grant us permission to spank those who report to us. Therefore, for example, in certain circumstances it might be permissible to spank an alter boy (or girl) in accordance with the teachings in the Bible. However, only those who misinterpret the Bible in the most perverse ways would advocate or condone spanking a woman.
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Shutup papist. Where's the Biblical reference for buggering children?
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07-22-2008, 05:51 PM
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So you think that its right to bludgeon some one to death? If a voice called down from the heavens:
"Dude! Kill every priest you can find!"
Would you?
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God already has done that friend. He commands we kill every priest of any false religion we encounter. However, and this is the big point your' kind misses, the Bible also says (to paraphrase) " Void were prohibited by local law". Thanks to evil laws put in by secularists like you I can't practice my religion as my God commands.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright
- Ephesians 5:22
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
- Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
Now if I (husband) see fit to spank or see it necessary to spank wife. Then she should submit either way. Right???
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As I said before, this is a perverse interpretation. Those verses do not mention spanking. In fact, the Holy Bible does not indicate that spanking is an appropriate form of punishment.
It's true that the wife must submit herself to her husband (and keeper) but if she misbehaves, she should not be spanked. The Holy Bible is clear about which forms of punishment are acceptable. The husband can excommunicate her, stone her or whip her but he may NOT spank her.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright
Nothing shows love like a swift spanking. I didn't think the rest of the verse was necessary to make my point. What makes you think that you don't love someone when you spank them!
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The only way that spanking is an expression of love is if you're both slightly kinky. Otherwise, it's just abuse.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 06:05 PM
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Shutup papist. Where's the Biblical reference for buggering children?
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Up yours, Beaner. Who are you to question the Bible? WHO?!
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzzy Nads
It's true that the wife must submit herself to her husband (and keeper) but if she misbehaves, she should not be spanked. The Holy Bible is clear about which forms of punishment are acceptable. The husband can excommunicate her, stone her or whip her but he may NOT spank her.
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Chapter and verse, please.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 06:19 PM
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Chapter and verse, please.
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Mr. Rodimer, don't be lazy. RTFB!
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 06:32 PM
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Mr. Rodimer, don't be lazy. RTFB!
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You're making an assertion about God's Word. Back it up.
Chapter and verse, please.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-13-2008, 02:45 AM
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I find it sad how you mock God's creation and design of the female cycle. Without it, she cannot give birth to healthy children.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-13-2008, 09:13 AM
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I find it sad how you mock God's creation and design of the female cycle. Without it, she cannot give birth to healthy children.
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What are you, a queer?
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-17-2008, 04:14 PM
Spanking the woman can serve God's plan in a very obvious and immediate way.
I am surprised no-one has mentioned it.
As we know there are some who would over-indulge in the pelasures of the flesh...
There are some women and men who might even seek to enjoy it a little too much...hence folk-tales promoting female orgasm etc.
Spanking can serve as a good deterrent to these problems.
Without meaning to offend anyone here, I thus offer a warning to any with frail sensibilities,
, it can be spiritually edifying to have the woman set herself upon hands and knees.
thus she is entered in a way that reminds both parties they are involved in a basically animal persuit necessary to procreate soldiers for the Lord.
Thus, they are dissuaded from high minded or distractingly fanciful attitudes to what they are about.
Equally, if the woman shows signs that she is succumbing to rumour, and appears to be seeking enjoyment from the act... her hind quarters will betray any such thing at once,
a healthy whack on the rump, repeated as necessary, can shock some Godly sense into her.
In severely afflicted cases a cane ot strap can easilly be applied in this way.
an apology for what may have seemed a little graphic there, but I was stuck as to how else to make clear my point.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-17-2008, 04:21 PM
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an apology for what may have seemed a little graphic there, but I was stuck as to how else to make clear my point.
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No apology needed.
I'm sure our Pastors will approve of such things when used in the proper context.
Of course, as a True Christian™ Lady I deleted certain details in my reply to your last Post.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-19-2008, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Warrior of God
Spanking can serve as a good deterrent to these problems.
Without meaning to offend anyone here, I thus offer a warning to any with frail sensibilities, it can be spiritually edifying to have the woman set herself upon hands and knees.
thus she is entered in a way that reminds both parties they are involved in a basically animal persuit necessary to procreate soldiers for the Lord.
Thus, they are dissuaded from high minded or distractingly fanciful attitudes to what they are about.
Equally, if the woman shows signs that she is succumbing to rumour, and appears to be seeking enjoyment from the act... her hind quarters will betray any such thing at once,
a healthy whack on the rump, repeated as necessary, can shock some Godly sense into her.
In severely afflicted cases a cane ot strap can easilly be applied in this way.
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You're a piece of work mate. The lot of you are. All this spanking talk, just to keep the little lady in line. Very manly.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-19-2008, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Dameon_ACLUtard
You're a piece of work mate. The lot of you are. All this spanking talk, just to keep the little lady in line. Very manly.
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First thought that comes to mind is ,
how the hell would you know ?
It is obvious you have nothing to base a comparison on.
Obviously from your free use of the word 'mate' you are one of those girly-men who indulge in fornication with other males,
otherwise why would you refer to a man as a mate, = as one taken in a breeding act.
As an obvious queer , homo , boy buggering, butt-botherer , why would your opinion on anyone's masculinity be of any interest or importance.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-19-2008, 06:42 PM
If you spoke proper English you would understand that mate also means friend. When I say 'mate' I only intend to mean friend, and why do you assume I meant what I said in a bad way? I might not have been being sarcastic.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-19-2008, 06:48 PM
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If you spoke proper English you would understand that mate also means friend. When I say 'mate' I only intend to mean friend, and why do you assume I meant what I said in a bad way? I might not have been being sarcastic.
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I can assure you, the word "mate" when used in It's right and proper AMERICAN ENGLISH is not used instead of the word "friend".
Any more usage of your British slang will result in an Infraction.
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