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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-09-2012, 12:08 AM

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The queers and homers are obsessed with feces. They eat special foods to enhance the effects. They even sing songs about it!

Actually, Ezekiel, that was a video by one of your people. Sort of. One of your people was going on and on about poop eating (I'm guessing he has some kind of extreme, bizarre scat fetish).



We just thought it was so funny and absurd and extreme we started making remixes on it. This one was my favorite.



I also figure you'd love to hear how Christians and Muslims worked together on this, united in homophobia.
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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-09-2012, 03:17 AM

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I also figure you'd love to hear how Christians and Muslims worked together on this, united in homophobia.
Homophobia?



I don't know of a single True Christian™ who is scared of queers. Queers are a bunch of sissies (and you know what Jesus says about sissies!).

(1 Corinthians 6:9-10) "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."



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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-09-2012, 03:21 AM

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Actually, Ezekiel, that was a video by one of your people. Blahblahblah.....
That's PASTOR Ezekiel, you filthy whore. I didn't go to 18 months of Seminary School to be called by my first name.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-09-2012, 03:29 AM

There is nothing inherently wrong with homosexuality. And regardless if you think so or not, the company that holds Oreo *has* the right to express their views.

The only possible logical argument against homosexuality is that it lessens homo sapien's capacity for reproduction. However, less than 5% of the world are homosexuals, so human's reproduction is kept quite in good regard.

Also, why hate homosexuals when they didn't choose to become as such?
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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-09-2012, 03:37 AM

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There is nothing inherently wrong with homosexuality. And regardless if you think so or not, the company that holds Oreo *has* the right to express their views.

The only possible logical argument against homosexuality is that it lessens homo sapien's capacity for reproduction. However, less than 5% of the world are homosexuals, so human's reproduction is kept quite in good regard.

Also, why hate homosexuals when they didn't choose to become as such?
Dear Nancyboy;

There is no "logic" about it. God condemns queers like you clearly in the Holy Bible. That's all there is to it.

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Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Also, anyone who defends queers is going to join them in hell. Think about this verse next time you're nice to a degenerate fag.

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Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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There is nothing inherently wrong with homosexuality. And regardless if you think so or not, the company that holds Oreo *has* the right to express their views.
So it's OK for Nabisco, a multi-national corporation, to express its views, but it's not OK for Christians to do so? What kind of fascist state do you live in where you get to determine who is allowed to express which views?

Edit-- i hope you supported the recent Chick-fil-A anti-homo publicity by buying a chicken sandwich every day last week.


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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-09-2012, 03:41 AM

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There is no "logic" about it. God condemns queers like you clearly in the Holy Bible. That's all there is to it.
I am not homosexual; I simply support attempts at sexual equality.
Another Bible reference, eh? The Bible has not been verified, so why should I believe it to be true?

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That's PASTOR Ezekiel, you filthy whore. I didn't go to 18 months of Seminary School to be called by my first name.
Ok, I'm going to start calling you "Zeeky-poo" instead. Sound fun?
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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-09-2012, 03:53 AM

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So it's OK for Nabisco, a multi-national corporation, to express its views, but it's not OK for Christians to do so? What kind of fascist state do you live in where you get to determine who is allowed to express which views?
Sure, Christians can hold their views, yeah. When did I say they couldn't?

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Only once, and it wasn't to advocate that. I've eaten at plays that go against my views several times. Honestly, boycotts seem a bit, well, stupid to me.
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Ok, I'm going to start calling you "Zeeky-poo" instead. Sound fun?
Okay, I'm going to give you some extra time between posts to reconsider your life, sound fun filthy whore?


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Homophobia?



I don't know of a single True Christian™ who is scared of queers. Queers are a bunch of sissies (and you know what Jesus says about sissies!).

(1 Corinthians 6:9-10) "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."



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Well, first off, y'all seem to be pretty afraid what your invisible friend in the sky would do if you didn't hate homosexuals and you're afraid of what would happen to heterosexuals, heterosexual marriage and society in general if homosexuals are given rights. So, yeah, I'd say a lot of the homophobic stances are based in fear quite a bit.

But there's a little more. A friend posted this on facebook today and it actually does make sense.

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I hate it when people come to the conclusion that the suffix phobia exclusively means fear, when for more than two millinea it has meant a strong aversion or repulsion. If it meant fear hydrophobic molecules would be sentient, hydrophobia in rabies would be an emotion as opposed to a behavior caused by pain avoidance, acidophobic plants would be afraid of soil conditions, cibophobia (aka anorexia nervosa) would be a fear of food instead of an avoidance there of. Thus a person who has a strong hatred or aversion toward homosexuals is homosexualphobic.
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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-09-2012, 04:16 AM

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Okay, I'm going to give you some extra time between posts to reconsider your life, sound fun filthy whore?
Works for me, baby. Give me more time to make my post more fun for everyone to read; especially you.
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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-09-2012, 04:39 AM

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Works for me, baby. Give me more time to make my post more fun for everyone to read; especially you.
No wonder you recommended that video about eating da poo poo. I see your small-screen debut was a "related video".

I'm disgusted.



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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-09-2012, 05:43 AM

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No wonder you recommended that video about eating da poo poo. I see your small-screen debut was a "related video".

I'm disgusted.

Hahahaha! That's hilarious!

I mean, that person looks nothing like me at all, but I am reminded of a few train wreck cross dressers I've met.

Seriously, though, there are plenty of us who are damn hot. I mean, how can you look at Candi here and not think she looks amazing?

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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-09-2012, 07:03 AM

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Well, first off, y'all seem to be pretty afraid what your invisible friend in the sky would do if you didn't hate homosexuals
Once again you are wrong. This has nothing to do with fear. Even if you would hate gaysexuals that would not qualify as phobia. I see that you do not understand this word. Another thing is that no one here hate gaysexuals.

Fact is, gaysexuals will go to hell. Only Christians goes to heaven. Gaysexual can't be a Christian, so first thing they need to do is to stop being gaysexuals if they want a shot at salvation. As you see, saying that gaysexuals must stop their disgusting gaysexual ways has nothing to do with fear or hate. It's only about care and love. We do not lie to these people about some valilla version of heaven. We tell the things as they are. Unlike you, we care about people souls.
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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-14-2012, 10:21 PM

This one is for Pastor Ezekiel, is there any connection between Oreo and Satan's own state Oregon? It's only missing 3 letters!
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Default Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers. - 08-15-2012, 12:22 AM

I laughed as I saw the title of the thread, clicked it, dunked an oreo into my glass of milk, then leaned over to kiss my boyfriend.

Not joking. That's actually how ironic the moment was.
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I laughed as I saw the title of the thread, clicked it, dunked an oreo into my glass of milk, then leaned over to kiss my boyfriend.

Not joking. That's actually how ironic the moment was.
That's not irony: that's coincidence.



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I laughed as I saw the title of the thread, clicked it, dunked an oreo into my glass of milk, then leaned over to kiss my boyfriend.

Not joking. That's actually how ironic the moment was.
I love this comment so much.

After Oreo started getting grief from so many fundies, my partner and I decided to go out and buy a bunch of Oreos to specifically support a gay friendly company. I figure the money I save by not eating at Chick-Fil-A can be spent on Oreos now.
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I figure the money I save by not eating at Chick-Fil-A can be spent on Oreos now.
Dear Friend,

I'm also boycotting Chick-Fil-A... until they stop serving homosexuals.

I'm kind of like Rosa Parks that way.

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