[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Lorna1234

The Bible says that being fat is an abomination,
Corinthians 3:16-17 ESV / 7
'Do you not know that you are God's temple and that God's Spirit dwells in you? If anyone destroys God's temple, God will destroy him. For God's temple is holy, and you are that temple.'...

Uh, where does that Scripture say anything about being overweight?

What about these, then?

Proverbs 11:25 "The liberal soul shall be made fat: and he that watereth shall be watered also himself."

Proverbs 13:4 "The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: But the soul of the diligent shall be made fat."

Proverbs 28:25 "He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: But he that putteth his trust in the Lord shall be made fat."

[Lorna1234]

I'm not too familiar with the Bible, but I just find it odd how you can all be so hateful towards people of different races/religions/sexuality etc, and say how they will 'burn in hell',yet the Bible says that you shouldn't judge other people, can someone care to explain why you do? Thanks.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Lorna1234

I'm not too familiar with the Bible, but I just find it odd how you can all be so hateful towards people of different races/religions/sexuality etc, and say how they will 'burn in hell',yet the Bible says that you shouldn't judge other people, can someone care to explain why you do? Thanks.

God tells us to kill queers.

Leviticus 20:13*If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

You don't actually need to judge anyone.

[Lorna1234]

But doesn't the Bible not say thou shalt not kill etc? And why do Christians persecute people of different race/religion, does it say in the Bible anything against them?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Lorna1234

But doesn't the Bible not say thou shalt not kill etc? And why do Christians persecute people of different race/religion, does it say in the Bible anything against them?

The Holy Bible commands us not to kill our fellow believers. God orders many others killed in the Bible, because He is wiser than us.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Lorna1234]

Also, I heard that Leviticus is in the Old Testament, and I can remember reading something about the Old Testament shouldn't be taken so seriously as it also says you shouldn't wear clothes of mixed fibres etc? I'm not extremely religious, I just want to understand why it is you feel the need to ridicule other people. Thanks

[Lorna1234]

Sorry, but I don't want to 'Introduce' myself to you or anyone else on this website, I am also not here to 'Flame', I just want to know why it is you all act this way about other people.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Lorna1234

Also, I heard that Leviticus is in the Old Testament, and I can remember reading something about the Old Testament shouldn't be taken so seriously as it also says you shouldn't wear clothes of mixed fibres etc? I'm not extremely religious, I just want to understand why it is you feel the need to ridicule other people. Thanks

You may or may not be religious, but I know for a fact that you're not a Christian.

Here's what Jesus says about the Old Testament:

Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Matthew 5:18

Now ask yourself; Has Heaven and Earth Passed? I think not.


And for those who feel ridiculed about their beliefs, all I can say is: Don't have such ridiculous beliefs.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Lorna1234

Sorry, but I don't want to 'Introduce' myself to you or anyone else on this website, I am also not here to 'Flame', I just want to know why it is you all act this way about other people.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Lorna1234

I'm not too familiar with the Bible, but I just find it odd how you can all be so hateful towards people of different races/religions/sexuality etc, and say how they will 'burn in hell',yet the Bible says that you shouldn't judge other people, can someone care to explain why you do? Thanks.

If you read the Bible instead of assuming it says all the things you'd like it to say and nothing you don't want it to say, you wouldn't be asking such questions.

Originally Posted by Lorna1234

Sorry, but I don't want to 'Introduce' myself to you or anyone else on this website, I am also not here to 'Flame', I just want to know why it is you all act this way about other people.

Read the Bible and find out. We do what it says to do, and believe what it says to believe. All of it.

[Higgins]

Dear God!

Do cookie makers have no shame! First Oreos whats next, the Keepler Elves are gay pagan worshippers who steal our wives for their own demented sex perversions?!?!

It should come no surprise that Oreo chose to use the rainbow as it's coming out. It just reeks of sexual perversion. Clearly meant to induce good white Christian folks into participating in its homoerotic orgy. Just look at the colors:

Red: Clearly represents an injun male
Orange: Half-breed of injun and asian male
Yellow: Asian male
Green: Kermit the Frog (also now gay)
Blue: Gonzo from the muppets (see above)
Purple: Injun and Gonzo hybrid male

All of this is sandwhiched between two BLACK cookies that represent nigras. Why does oreo seek to destroy the American Godly family with black orgies involving the inferiors and muppets?!?!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Lorna1234

I'm not too familiar with the Bible

We could tell, dear.

[ilovequeersandsatan]

I hope all of you have gay kids and then you guys commit suicide.
God would love you

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by ilovegaypeoplelol

I hope all of you have gay kids and then you guys commit suicide.
God would love you

What is funny about loving gay people?

We all love gay people. We want them to learn about Jesus, and give up their sodomite deathstyle so they can join us in Heaven, instead of spending eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire with you.

Would you like to meet my friend and master, Jesus?

[ilovequeersandsatan]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

What is funny about loving gay people?

We all love gay people. We want them to learn about Jesus, and give up their sodomite deathstyle so they can join us in Heaven, instead of spending eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire with you.

Would you like to meet my friend and master, Jesus?

You people are braindead lololololol.
If God apparently created us, why did he create us to have sexual feelings towards the same sex? Don't you think he would've created us to not feel that way, lol? No God hates his own creation
Jesus supports gay people. He told me.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by ilovegaypeoplelol

You people are braindead lololololol.
If God apparently created us, why did he create us to have sexual feelings towards the same sex?

He didn't, son. Doing homosexual things is purely a choice. You can be free from this bondage of sin if you but only confess your many despicable sins and accept Jesus as your LORD and Master.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by ilovegaypeoplelol

I hope all of you have gay kids and then you guys commit suicide.
God would love you

Queers are so hateful.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by ilovegaypeoplelol

...Jesus supports gay people. He told me.

Do you often have conversations with mythical people (or, if he actually did exist as a single person and is not just an amalgam of various wingnuts with delusions of grandeur and persecution complexes, someone who's been dead for nearly 2000 years)? These people would call that demon possession; modern medicine prefers the term psychosis. Either way, get professional help before you harm someone and/or yourself.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by ilovequeersandsatan

Jesus supports gay people. He told me.

Yes, of course Jesus spoke to you personally and contradicted the Bible. I believe that.

Ever hear the saying that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence? We True Christians™ cannot be expected to believe something so extraordinary on the say-so of a complete stranger.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by ilovequeersandsatan

You people are braindead lololololol.
If God apparently created us, why did he create us to have sexual feelings towards the same sex? Don't you think he would've created us to not feel that way, lol? No God hates his own creation
Jesus supports gay people. He told me.

Tell me, why did God create us to have feelings of rage, leading humans to murder others and to go to needless wars? Why did God create us to have feelings of jealousy, or envy, leading to theft and arguments?

The fact that you might sometimes want to kill your boss at the Burger King or wherever it is you work, does that make it OK to do it? Because "God made you that way"?