[Ph0enix808]

A televangelist advised viewers recently that men who masturbate would have to deal with “pregnant” hands after they died.

According to Hurriyet Daily News, a 2000 TV viewer told True Christian preacher Bob Barvis Han on Sunday that he “kept masturbating, although he was married, and even during the weekly mass"

Han warned the man that True Christians viewed masturbation as a “evil” or forbidden act.

“Moreover, one states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,” Han opined, according to the translation provided by Hurriyet Daily News.

“If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?” the televangelist noted, adding that the viewer should try to “resist Satan’s temptations.”

The Hurriyet Daily News pointed out that Han’s interpretation of the Bible was in conflict with most of Landover, which considered masturbation to be a “bad” or disliked act.

Many of Han’s 12,000 Twitter followers responded by mocking him.

“Are there any hand-gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?” one person asked.

“You’ve gotta be kidding me!” another Twitter user wrote. “The only men not having hand pregnant hands would be the ones without hands.”

A good read and another reason to NOT masturbate and if you have masturbated in the past you should cut off your limb before death (“If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body, than for your whole body to go into Hell” (Matthew 5:30).)

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Ph0enix808

A good read and another reason to NOT masturbate

AMEN!