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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,156
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Happy Birthday, Brother Larry! -
12-25-2016, 04:23 AM
May Jesus bless you in your pursue of a degree in grind... gross.. groin... I mean, in some kind of a veterinary science with a fancy-shmancy name!
Here's your cake:
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Posts: 10,337
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Larry! -
12-25-2016, 04:32 AM
Happy Birthday, Brother in Christ!
May you soon take care of the Heavenly Horses of Jesus Christ our Lord in Heaven with Him!
Revelation 19:11
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Larry! -
12-25-2016, 04:52 AM
A most Blessed Birthday, dear Brother in Christ!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Preserving Freehold's dead for Christ's return
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Posts: 263
Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: On my knees before Jesus
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Larry! -
12-25-2016, 09:59 AM
If I had a horse, you'd be the first person I'd trust with its oral hygiene. And now that you've been vetted by the Pastors and verified Saved©, I'd be more than happy to give you a good deal on a funeral plan if you're still interested. Plus, if Jesus returns and begins His Millennial reign and you don't end up dying (Rev 20:4), you get a 50% refund. You really can't lose.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Posts: 8,776
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Larry! -
12-25-2016, 11:30 AM
May Jesus's Blessings be upon you today and always, dear Brother Larry.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Forum Member
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Posts: 582
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Under the watchful eye of my husband
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Larry! -
12-25-2016, 02:43 PM
Happy Birthday! I hope it's wonderful and filled with God's blessings!
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Unsaved trash, a Rich Joo (Luke 16:24)
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Posts: 258
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: NYC LA SFCA
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Larry! -
12-26-2016, 03:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Swallows
If I had a horse, you'd be the first person I'd trust with its oral hygiene. And now that you've been vetted by the Pastors and verified Saved©, I'd be more than happy to give you a good deal on a funeral plan if you're still interested. Plus, if Jesus returns and begins His Millennial reign and you don't end up dying (Rev 20:4), you get a 50% refund. You really can't lose.
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Say, Swallows: I am opening an office in Cumming - not that far from Freehold. Perhaps you could use the services of a good lawyer? Sounds like our ethics are very similar, man. Hit me up.
Mike
A half truth is a whole lie.
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Larry! -
12-26-2016, 05:48 AM
My Dear Brothers and Sisters in Christ,
While I am humbled by your greetings, I would rather you just glorify GOD for sending me into your world. It was His will, after all, that led me to you, so please: PRAISE HIM for His providence.
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
True Christian™
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Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Larry! -
12-26-2016, 05:01 PM
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
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Posts: 11,354
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Larry! -
12-26-2016, 05:47 PM
Happy Birthday to you, BrotherLarry.
May you have all the pretty horses.
Kindly Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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