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Sinner Naked Man Has Sex with a Hog as the Receiving Partner: Legal and Encouraged in Godless Finland! - 01-23-2017, 09:47 AM



Legal Bestiality!

This is the Ultimate Sign of the Most Total Depravity Imaginable. Of course, this takes place in Europe, where Jesus has been forgotten for decades.
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Finland stands alongside Romania and Hungary as one of the last three EU countries in which sexual intercourse with an animal remains legal.
In fact, this country is so depraved that animal intercourse is not only allowed but encouraged. Moreover, this is combined to the ultimate act of rectal obsession, by men being the receiving partners in this unnatural intercourse. A homosexual hog was recently caught penetrating a willing man on a Finnish farm.
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A group of farmers were surprised to find a naked man having sex with their pig in a barn, according to police in Finland.

Oulu police said that they have arrested the man, who was not identified, after being caught driving under the influence of alcohol.

The man was charged with multiple offenses, but not with bestiality as it is legal in the country as long as the animal is not harmed.
What does the Bible say about driving under the influence? Not as much as it says about bestiality.

Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.


Leviticus 20:15

And if a man lie with a beast , he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.




However, in Europe this act of animalistic fornication was apparently the normal part of this incident. Now, when a regular deprived sinner contemplates bestiality, he imagines himself as the active partner with a relatively clean animal (Leviticus 11:3), such as sheep and cattle. That alone is, of course, abominable in the eyes of Jesus. How terrible for Him it must be to see a man penetrated by an unclean 250-kg hog!?
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Man had sex with a hog in Finland - interrupted by animal caretakers!
The man was willingly the receiving partner!

Leviticus 11:7

And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.


Now we move on to the worst part of this sad story. This thing is not only tolerated, bit actively promoted by the local authorities.
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As the law currently stands in Finland, a person can engage in sexual intercourse with an animal as long as it cannot be proved that the animal has been treated too roughly or cruelly or that the act has caused unnecessary pain and suffering.
In fact, the citation means that when the hog is the active partner in sodomy, it is totally OK to fornicate with it. It is the hog that is rough; the hog is the partner that experiences the release that should be reserved for begetting. It does not suffer.



Regular sodomy is now uncool among the sinner population, so is regular bestiality. A nation and a continent have now been totally overrun by Satan and his devious schemes to stop all normal begetting in order to reduce the numbers of future soldiers for Jesus. They will still lose. We know very well that future army of Jesus is going to be spectacular but ultimately unnecessary, as Jesus Himself will smite these sinners and many others in the near future.

Revelation 19:21
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.






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Jesus Re: Naked Man Has Sex with a Hog as the Receiving Partner: Legal and Encouraged in Godless Finland! - 01-23-2017, 04:41 PM

While this article certainly shows how depraved our world has become under the Obama administration (I blame him for his inattention to the volatile social setting found in Finland), it is also yet another sign that JESUS IS SOON COMING (Revelation 22:12).


I know a great deal about Finland and the awful, opinionated terrible people who reside in that Godless place. While I have never visited the land, I am familiar with the homosexual "Tom of Finland", and you need only do a search on the interwebs to discover how Tom singlehandedly led an entire nation into perversion and unspeakable sin.


Finland also has a strong association with unclean animals of the sea (the "Fin" in Finland came about when the people used porpoises and other creatures from the water for their lustful pleasures in ancient days). We should probably pray that it sinks into its bordering Pacific Ocean and is never seen again. However, despite the hateful actions that spit in the face of Baby Jesus, we are told in the Word to pray for sinners, so that I shall do.


That pig in the pictures reminds me somewhat of a guy in my sophomore PE class in high school. He always spoke with a Finn accent, saying "y'all" and "reckon" and things like that. Most unusual for a boy from Pleasantville, NY.


Thank you, Brother Doctor Professor, for shedding light on this unfortunate and inconvenient truth.


BrotherLarry


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: Naked Man Has Sex with a Hog as the Receiving Partner: Legal and Encouraged in Godless Finland! - 01-24-2017, 10:13 AM

I did some research, Brother Elmer, and discovered that in Finland 64.4% of the population can affirm the following statement: "Human beings, as we know them, developed from earlier species of animals." This compares to 39.7% in the Godly US. And I believe this explains why bestiality is legal in Finland but not in the US (in most parts, anyway).

If evolutionism is true, then I am committing bestiality every time I have relations with my wife, for to the evolutionist, she is an animal – a monkey! This nothing but a desperate attempt to make God's Word seem internally contradictory. For how could we then be fruitful and multiply (Gen 1:28) if we are to put to death everyone who lies with an animal?

Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

To the evolutionist, all sex is bestiality. So what does it matter if it's between two human animals or between a human animal and another species of animal?

It's a very slippery slope. I even found while writing this post that if I think of my wife as a primate, I find my thoughts wandering to chimps and gorillas and orang utans and suddenly they don't seem as ugly as they usually do. In fact, they may for a moment have seemed mildly attractive. But don't worry, by the power of the Spirit, I put a stop to that line of thinking right away!

But what hope would those without the Holy Spirit – evolutionists, for example – have?
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