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Jesus A fun little game! Closer to Jesus Challenge - 09-29-2016, 03:31 AM

So on this forum section. (Landover Baptist Lounge) I've seen many games played, like the make it worse game. An idea George gave me was the "Closer to Jesus Challenge"

How the game works: I start with the worst word I can think of. The next user to reply then writes the next word, which relates to the last word but is slightly less bad. Process repeats itself until we end up with what is the most wonderful word in the English language: Jesus! His name is so amazing, that there is a whole commandment on keeping it holy (Exodus 20:7)

Here is our first word: Satan (Just to clarify, George never lets me say his evil name out loud, but he permitted me to type it)

Now besides Satan, what is the worst word in existence? Since Satan is by far the worst, this next word will be slightly closer to Jesus.


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Skull Re: A fun little game! Closer to Jesus Challenge - 09-29-2016, 04:51 AM

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Satan
Woman.

Genesis 3:6
And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

Ecclesiastes 7:26
And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.


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