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A use for Daughters: Human shields against homosexual attackers! -
06-20-2010, 08:10 PM
Pastor Zeke's sermon this morning on Sodom and Gomorrah really moved me.
We've all heard the story many times, two angels were sent in the form of men by God to Lot's house to warn him of the coming destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah due to the cities' sexual immorality, including homosexuality.
Now the Lord really impressed me with these verses:
4But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
5And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
6And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
7And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
8Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
I realized suddenly that God gives us daughters not only so they can grow up and serve men and make Christians fetuses, but He gives them to us as human shields!
Lot, who we know was a Godly and righteous man as describe in 2 Peter 2:7-8, generously offered his two daughters to the horde of rabid homosexuals and sex maniacs, to spare the dignity and sphincters of these two strange men in his house, the angels.
So it is with this Bible-based knowledge in mind that I, as a Police Officer, endorse the use of daughters as deterrents, and human shields if necessary, against homosexual attackers.
When you are out in public, I recommend that you keep at least one or two daughters nearby in case you are approached by a homosexual.
If you are going into a public restroom, have your daughters stand just outside the door, and if there's any trouble, call for them to rush in and throw themselves on the ground in front of the gay.
Wear a whistle if needed, and blow it whenever you need your daughters to come running in a bid to sacrifice themselves to whatever sex fiend is currently trying to rape you.
As the Bible teaches us, straight rape is more moral than gay rape. (Or even consensual gay sex.)
Praise God, and may he keep you, visiting strangers to your home, and your family (but not necessarily your daughters) safe!
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Re: A use for Daughters: Human shields against homosexual attacke -
06-20-2010, 08:15 PM
Indeed Officer Richards;
Catholic priests out looking for little boys to molesterate would be repelled by daughters.
Nice to know Scripture was always there with the answer to the horned up Catholic priests before the damned Pope even knew he had a problem.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: A use for Daughters: Human shields against homosexual attacke -
06-20-2010, 09:41 PM
A truly godly dissertation of today's sermon, Officer Richards. The astounding wisdom of the Bible never ceases to amaze me even in today's complicated world.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: A use for Daughters: Human shields against homosexual attacke -
06-21-2010, 12:43 AM
Anointed True Christian™ teaching, Officer. The Biblical account also teaches us that homerism is a lifestyle choice; otherwise, why would Lot think that male homosexuals would be interested in his daughters?
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Re: A use for Daughters: Human shields against homosexual attacke -
06-21-2010, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards
Pastor Zeke's sermon this morning on Sodom and Gomorrah really moved me.
We've all heard the story many times, two angels were sent in the form of men by God to Lot's house to warn him of the coming destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah due to the cities' sexual immorality, including homosexuality.
Now the Lord really impressed me with these verses:
4But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
5And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
6And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
7And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
8Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
I realized suddenly that God gives us daughters not only so they can grow up and serve men and make Christians fetuses, but He gives them to us as human shields!
Lot, who we know was a Godly and righteous man as describe in 2 Peter 2:7-8, generously offered his two daughters to the horde of rabid homosexuals and sex maniacs, to spare the dignity and sphincters of these two strange men in his house, the angels.
So it is with this Bible-based knowledge in mind that I, as a Police Officer, endorse the use of daughters as deterrents, and human shields if necessary, against homosexual attackers.
When you are out in public, I recommend that you keep at least one or two daughters nearby in case you are approached by a homosexual.
If you are going into a public restroom, have your daughters stand just outside the door, and if there's any trouble, call for them to rush in and throw themselves on the ground in front of the gay.
Wear a whistle if needed, and blow it whenever you need your daughters to come running in a bid to sacrifice themselves to whatever sex fiend is currently trying to rape you.
As the Bible teaches us, straight rape is more moral than gay rape. (Or even consensual gay sex.)
Praise God, and may he keep you, visiting strangers to your home, and your family (but not necessarily your daughters) safe!
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You... Have Got... to be Shitting me. Is there anything more selfish and inhumane than letting your own flesh and blood get raped? What is wrong with kicking the guy into the stall, leaving and calling the Police?
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Re: A use for Daughters: Human shields against homosexual attacke -
06-21-2010, 02:52 PM
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You... Have Got... to be Shitting me. Is there anything more selfish and inhumane than letting your own flesh and blood get raped? What is wrong with kicking the guy into the stall, leaving and calling the Police?
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Sure you want us to get arrested for hitting a Homer. Besides the very sight of a virgin female should drive off any Homerseual, they scare you don't they!
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Re: A use for Daughters: Human shields against homosexual attacke -
06-21-2010, 04:22 PM
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You... Have Got... to be Shitting me. Is there anything more selfish and inhumane than letting your own flesh and blood get raped? What is wrong with kicking the guy into the stall, leaving and calling the Police?
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Lot did what he did, and the Bible calls him righteous and Godly:
2 Peter 2:7-9: And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked: (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed [his] righteous soul from day to day with [their] unlawful deeds;) The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished:
So what you're saying in effect is that God Almighty has got to be kidding you. Take it up with Him.
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Re: A use for Daughters: Human shields against homosexual attacke -
06-21-2010, 11:13 PM
Brother Lot was surely righteous in the eyes of the Lord! As was a certain Levite, with whom God also voiced no disapproval. In this precious Scripture, if the offering is a concubine to the Sodomites, she can surely be cut up and disposed of after she's been defiled!
Let's pray to Jesus as we read Judges 19 from the KJV!
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22 Now as they were making their hearts merry, behold, the men of the city, certain sons of Belial, beset the house round about, and beat at the door, and spake to the master of the house, the old man, saying, Bring forth the man that came into thine house, that we may know him.
23And the man, the master of the house, went out unto them, and said unto them, Nay, my brethren, nay, I pray you, do not so wickedly; seeing that this man is come into mine house, do not this folly.
24Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing.
25But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go.
26Then came the woman in the dawning of the day, and fell down at the door of the man's house where her lord was, till it was light.
27And her lord rose up in the morning, and opened the doors of the house, and went out to go his way: and, behold, the woman his concubine was fallen down at the door of the house, and her hands were upon the threshold.
28And he said unto her, Up, and let us be going. But none answered. Then the man took her up upon an ass, and the man rose up, and gat him unto his place.
29And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.
30And it was so, that all that saw it said, There was no such deed done nor seen from the day that the children of Israel came up out of the land of Egypt unto this day: consider of it, take advice, and speak your minds.
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Re: A use for Daughters: Human shields against homosexual attacke -
06-24-2010, 01:40 AM
This is a great idea, Ofc. Don!
I am certain it would work, and I am so certain it is what GOD intends for us that I would like to invite a few of my Christian brothers on a field test of the theory.
Would any of you True Christian manly men be interested in taking a break from the old ball and chain at home to go hang out with me in front of a gay bar with your daughters to observe their effectiveness against homosexual attack?
I am certain professor Bessemer would be very interested in conducting this research.
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Re: A use for Daughters: Human shields against homosexual attacke -
06-24-2010, 10:10 AM
This is fine preaching, brother. I know I call a lot of things fine preaching but this....Well, if I was a homosexual, *I* would want to commit suicide after reading this. And this is from a guy who really, really likes himself, and who takes very seriously St. Rand's* commandment to love thyself.
Well all is considered, a homosexual is someone who takes a perfectly good penis, and a perfectly good male bumhole, and who uses those two perfectly good, God-ordained body parts to create abonimation. If nothing else is a sin, THAT is.
*Well, not technically a saint yet, but one day Pastor Deacon Fred will acend to heaven and of course I will be there to pick up the pieces and make the reforms that everybody knows he wanted to make but never quite got around to.
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Re: A use for Daughters: Human shields against homosexual attacke -
10-09-2010, 12:23 AM
You have my vote for Sheriff. You have it all down perfect for Christ.
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