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Default A quandry - 06-02-2009, 06:15 AM

Greetings, fellow Christians. I have a bit of a quandry. My wife goes to the library once in a while, and some fella told her there that she looked nice. She smiled at him, and they had a bit of a conversation. It is bothering me, ofcourse, since she should know better than sell her soul to some heathen and since she should know whom she belongs to. I am not sure what to do about it.
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Default Re: A quandry - 06-02-2009, 07:09 AM

I believe that as your wife, she should have known her place in the marriage and been considerate of your feelings. I dont think that if she loves you and knows the things that would bother you, that she would intentionally fornicate with said male. communication is key. tell her that shes not allowed to return to the library and why. she should understand your concern and respect your wishes.

thats what I would do, but im not saying its right for you


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Default Re: A quandry - 06-02-2009, 07:25 AM

What really bothers me I guess is why she really even has to go to the library. I feel powerless that I can't monitor her as well as I should. I feel like thats just the beginning for her loose ways that might come, and for her to accept this sinning as something appropriate if I dont take measures.
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What really bothers me I guess is why she really even has to go to the library. I feel powerless that I can't monitor her as well as I should. I feel like thats just the beginning for her loose ways that might come, and for her to accept this sinning as something appropriate if I dont take measures.

the library will fill her head with atheist views and poetry! such as romeo and juliet! I dont think the shakespear is appropriate for any Healthy christian! only to challenge the views of her husband and god...she will sin


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Default Re: A quandry - 06-02-2009, 07:39 AM

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the library will fill her head with atheist views and poetry! such as romeo and juliet! I dont think the shakespear is appropriate for any Healthy christian! only to challenge the views of her husband and god...she will sin

I havent read much Shakespeare, but I'm willing to say that that would be the LEAST of all troubles. That place is filled with "loose" litarature, and I'm afraid that she will try to learn something.
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I havent read much Shakespeare, but I'm willing to say that that would be the LEAST of all troubles. That place is filled with "loose" litarature, and I'm afraid that she will try to learn something.
So................... Chain her to something in the Kitchen where she belongs.
She is obviously loose.

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Default Re: A quandry - 06-02-2009, 07:56 AM

maybe you should be grateful that someone else thinks that whale of a wife you have is attractive. dicipline??? for your woman taking a compliment like that.....maybe you should just punch yourself in the face everytime you look at a beautiful woman. you know you do. dont lie to yourself(or your powerful god).
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maybe you should be grateful that someone else thinks that whale of a wife you have is attractive. dicipline??? for your woman taking a compliment like that.....maybe you should just punch yourself in the face everytime you look at a beautiful woman. you know you do. dont lie to yourself(or your powerful god).
as you project you satanic and perverse views on others, maybe you should beg for forgiveness and repent. sodomy is a sin, as well as a crime in some states! are you not a christian?


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Default Re: A quandry - 06-02-2009, 12:32 PM

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Greetings, fellow Christians. I have a bit of a quandry. My wife goes to the library once in a while, and some fella told her there that she looked nice. She smiled at him, and they had a bit of a conversation. It is bothering me, ofcourse, since she should know better than sell her soul to some heathen and since she should know whom she belongs to. I am not sure what to do about it.
First of all, my advice is that you finish the 10th grade at least. Also, if you give up your nasty habit of compulsive masturbation it will help your concentration, and will make Jesus happy.

If you can manage all that, then your next step will be a careerer in the fast food industry. You can read the Bible during your breaks between scrubbing the toilets at Taco Bell®.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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