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Rebuke Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-18-2016, 09:20 PM

The bible is a mass of contradiction. Thou shall not kill, unless the following occurs: you are gay, black, rainbow, love bum humping horses or now identify as Wanda who usta be old chuck who lived down yonder creek. Peace, Love and remember folks YMCA 4 life, everyone sing it with me!
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The bible is a mass of contradiction. Thou shall not kill, unless the following occurs: you are gay, black, rainbow, love bum humping horses or now identify as Wanda who usta be old chuck who lived down yonder creek. Peace, Love and remember folks YMCA 4 life, everyone sing it with me!
Those aren't contradictions, dear. Murder should not be confused with capital punishment. For your information, the Holy Bible also commands capital punishment for people who don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); witches (Exodus 22:17); homosexuals (Leviticus 20:13;Romans 1:24-32); fortunetellers (Leviticus 20:27) kids who hit their dads (Exodus 21:15); kids who curse their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); adulterers (Leviticus 20:10); non-Christians (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); atheists (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); false prophets (Zechariah 13:3); the entire town of one who worships another god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); non-virgin brides (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); and blasphemers (Leviticus 24:10-16). You might try reading the Holy Bible dear. You just might learn something!


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-18-2016, 09:41 PM

I think you'll find 'dear' (note condescension) you are crazy. And how can you outright say that it is okay for capitol punishment in your religion but not in any other religion and remember, Jesus was a Jew. Peace.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-18-2016, 09:47 PM

I guess I am going to hell then, but I bet its a hell of a lot more fun than what you've got going on in your warped brain. You do realise that it's basically fiction right because think of games like chinese whisper where one person makes a statement and tells someone else and they go on to tell another and another and another and eventually the final statement is nothing remotely like the original I am making a simple comparison for a simple mind to process. Anyways however many years after Jesus died and the bible was written you probably have a whole lot of false information.
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I think you'll find 'dear' (note condescension) you are crazy. And how can you outright say that it is okay for capitol punishment in your religion but not in any other religion and remember, Jesus was a Jew. Peace.

You are not Christian. You are one of the unsaved wretches who come here to mock Christians. Many of them at least have some knowledge of what they are com[plaining about. That is not the case with you.


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I think you'll find 'dear' (note condescension) you are crazy. And how can you outright say that it is okay for capitol punishment in your religion but not in any other religion and remember, Jesus was a Jew.
Yes, I did note the sarcasm. I see you associate with many simpletons who need obvious direction with regard to identifying and understanding simple non-verbal communication. Are you autistic yourself, or do you just work them them? In any case, I didn't actually say that, nor did I imply it. I wasn't referring to other religions at all, just the faith of Christ. I have no interest in learning what false religions teach. Why should I? Can they offer Salvation? No, only Christ Jesus can.

And remember, Jesus was not a Jew. Jews don't believe in the Messiah came, remember? Jesus knew He existed. QED.

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I don't think so. I think you came here to pick a fight. It won't work, dear. We are a peaceful and longsuffering people. We have the Spirit of the Lord running through our soul. You can't rattle us, but you can join us if you put down your intellectual toy-sword and pick up your literal Bible. And read it. And believe it. And follow it.



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Rebuke Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-18-2016, 09:52 PM

Funny you can't think of an appropriate response to my correlation between the bible and chinese whispers. Catholicism is a much smarter religion, there's actually tests folks. Yup, you have to be smart to attend mass.
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Funny you can't think of an appropriate response to my correlation between the bible and chinese whispers. Catholicism is a much smarter religion, there's actually tests folks. Yup, you have to be smart to attend mass.
Were you under the impression people were flocking to your post, dropping everything to reply within the five whole minutes since you promoted your silly little analogy?


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-18-2016, 09:57 PM

Really, love thy neighbour, jeez. Seriously, autism? You do realise that your god created that disability, right and making fun of it is blaspheming him. He's your god. God loves all his children, apparently. Even the dumb fat ones like you miss double chin, go eat another hershey bar and cry into your bible.
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yet still no contradiction and the black alvin guy replied rather quickly with no contradiction and so did you double chin.

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Really, love thy neighbour, jeez. Seriously, autism? You do realise that your god created that disability, right and making fun of it is blaspheming him. He's your god. God loves all his children, apparently. Even the dumb fat ones like you miss double chin, go eat another hershey bar and cry into your bible.
1. You're not my neighbor. [Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?]
2. This does not reflect an understanding of blasphemy (Luke 12:10).
3. He's yours, too, and one day you will kneel before Him (Romans 14:11). The question is, will you do it as a willing servant, or a defeated enemy (Matthew 12:30)?
4. He does not love those who do not love and obey Him (Matthew 10:33; John 14:23). Those who do not love and obey Him will be pruned away without so much as a "how do you do" (John 15:1-2) Those who accept Him will be healed upon request (James 5:14-15). Ergo, those who are physically or mentally crippled, have yet to apologize to Jesus and accept Him as their Lord and Master (John 13:13 ).
5. My blessed countenance is evidence of my True Faith and pleasant personality (Proverbs 28:25).


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-18-2016, 10:19 PM

Number 1, I don't want you to love me. I was referring to the autistic people out there, so if you had an autistic baby with your husband you wouldn't love it and you'd use it as a slur against someone on the internet? I feel sorry for your children, they must be bat crap cray cray like you
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Number 1, I don't want you to love me. I was referring to the autistic people out there, so if you had an autistic baby with your husband you wouldn't love it and you'd use it as a slur against someone on the internet? I feel sorry for your children, they must be bat crap cray cray like you
Don't be ridiculous. I would never raise my child to be autistic.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-18-2016, 10:25 PM

Wait you were Melissa a second ago. TF2 for LIFE!
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-18-2016, 10:34 PM

I just want to point out that there is not such thing as a non fanatic Christian. Either you devote every second of your life to God, and obey every sentence in the Bible, or you are not a Christian.There is no place for moderation in the eyes of God.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-18-2016, 10:35 PM

My teachings must be having a profound effect on you Melissa, I causeedthe name-change is freaking awesome! Hey another birther movement.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-18-2016, 10:36 PM

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I just want to point out that there is not such thing as a non fanatic Christian. Either you devote every second of your life to God, and obey every sentence in the Bible, or you are not a Christian.There is no place for moderation in the eyes of God.

That is so true, Brother. This man is a liar and worse. He is Hell bound and there is no helping him.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-18-2016, 10:39 PM

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My teachings must be having a profound effect on you Melissa, I causeedthe name-change is freaking awesome! Hey another birther movement.

Now you aren't even making any sense. Put down the whiskey and seek Jesus or you will surely swim in the Lake of Fire.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-18-2016, 10:42 PM

Melissa is now Mary.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-18-2016, 10:52 PM

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Now you aren't even making any sense. Put down the whiskey and seek Jesus or you will surely swim in the Lake of Fire.
i don't like how you portray all scots as drunks between saying put down the whiskey and the message mary/melissa sent to nonfanaticchristian2 saying one drunk scotch is enough all scottish people arent drunk and i don't you should see them as that way
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