[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Brother Alex.

I'm here to correct your errors regarding The Faroe Islands, due to my uncertainty of your seriousness about your post.


1. The flag your showing is NOT the faroese flag but the icelandic flag. A quick google search will show you this.


2. The name of the faroe Islands have two origin stories. The first originate from an Irish map who has the faroe isles painted, with the name "far-away" isles. The second, is when the Norwiegian vikings first arrived to the faroe islands, they saw alot of sheep, which the Irish monks had left behind. In the Scandinavian languages "får" means sheep and the names changed overtime, from sheep-isles to Faroe islands (Færøerne).


3. Since the Faroe islands is apart of the Danish Realm, they are not allowed to have an official goverment. They have home rule instead, with own parlament.


4. The Faroe islands has been christian for 1000 years. 96% of the population identify themself as christians. 33% are members of different baptist churches, which I find, your hate towards the Faroe islands, ironic.


5. The faroese national holiday is Ólavsøka, this is where the Faroese celebrate, the death of a Norwiegian tyrant viking king, who ruled the faroe islands with a iron fist (cruel man indeed, and a pagan).


6. Some Faroese are fanatic about banising any signs of "witchcraft", they have socially banised some clairvoyant.


7. The Faroese have unbelievealbe strict laws for alcohol. You are only able to buy alcohol in 2 places on the Isles, which are open only between noon and afternoon.


8. The Faroese's coat of arms represent a ram, that's correct, but it refers to the sheeps and rams that freely roam the isles. The faroese take great pride in their wool (best in the world).


I do not know your agenda on spreading false accusations toward a fellow christian nation, but i hope you will do some research before publising it, next time.


Have a nice day sir.

We have a policy of not caring about what random people says in the forum. If you want to be treated seriously, you must start an introduction thread in the proper forum.
And also we have not an agenda against anything. Nine, nothing, nada, nunca.
God, in the other hand, has a full agenda of things and people He hates.
But I do not have to tell you that! You are a Christian and know the Bible by heart, don't you?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Dear Sinner,

It is crystal clear that you have been indoctrinated into false Faroese nationalism and because of cognitive dissociation you are now incapable of seeing the Truth™. Please let me help you with a few issues in your post:

7. The Faroese have unbelievealbe strict laws for alcohol. You are only able to buy alcohol in 2 places on the Isles, which are open only between noon and afternoon.

Tórshavn and Klaksvík I presume? Why do they have to do this? Because despite these laws your people manage to spend most of their time in alcoholic stupor superseded only by the savage Eskimos in Greenland, as we can see in the graph below!



You are also the heaviest cigarette smokers in the world as seen in the graph above. Jesus does not endorse that, either!

1 Thessalonians 5:6
Therefore let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be sober.

8. The Faroese's coat of arms represent a ram, that's correct, but it refers to the sheeps and rams that freely roam the isles. The faroese take great pride in their wool (best in the world).

Do you actually mean that the poor sheep are there so than anyone can (and does) abuse them all the time? This is strictly prohibited by the Bible. You can call the people "Christians" but Jesus can see through your assertions!

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Does sheep-molesting constitute "doing Jesus's will"? No, it does not!

Deuteronomy 27:21
Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.

AMEN!

You are also proud of your wool? Are all your men unnaturally hairy? Ladies, please, refrain from looking at the picture below. It depicts the Faroese people exactly as this sinner admits them to be!



Who was hairy (and presumably your ancestor)? It was Esau!

Genesis 27:11
And Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, Behold, Esau my brother is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man:

What was God's attitude towards Esau?

Romans 9:13
As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Case closed. God does hate your sorry excuse for a country that is boasting for "home rule" but still totally dependent of the billions of danish krona (and beer) that they send to you annually to prevent you from falling deeper into the cesspits of total depravity. It is sad but True(tm). As you can see, you are quite delusional. As your major arguments have now been disproved, it is time you Repented and accepted Jesus as your Savior! We are here to help you!!





Yours in Christ,

Elmer