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MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
10-13-2006, 12:33 PM
I was shocked when I learned that Hell-bound harlot, Madonna, is going to adopt a child. Certainly, this child would be better off in the Lord's caring arms, than in a cooter clasping dual-cone clad sexual deviate's!
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
10-13-2006, 12:50 PM
I was under the impression that sodomites were legally barred from adopting babies.....Oh wait, she adopted an africanoid nigra pup. Well I couldn't care less about that. As long as she leaves it in the cesspool she found it in. One of those recently caused an ecoli outbreak in some spinach I understand. Filthy little things.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
10-13-2006, 05:46 PM
it is only an innocent child
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I was under the impression that sodomites were legally barred from adopting babies.....Oh wait, she adopted an africanoid nigra pup. Well I couldn't care less about that. As long as she leaves it in the cesspool she found it in. One of those recently caused an ecoli outbreak in some spinach I understand. Filthy little things.
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
10-13-2006, 08:18 PM
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it is only an innocent child
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There are no such things as innocent children. Until you have accepted Jesus into your heart, you are guilty of Original Sin. If the baby is an Africky, then it is also guilty of intent to rape Noah. Admittedly, most tarbaby babies haven't actually personally raped Noah themselves, but that is through a lack of opportunity, not through lack of willing. Understand?
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
10-14-2006, 01:32 AM
It's all so confusing and Satanic, but I think a bit of worldly perspective will help to piece together the prurience. What we have to realize is that Madonna is an 80s pop star who failed to fade away with the turning of the old millennium … Much like the Living Dead, she walks among us, beside herself with a desperate need to breath again the crystalline purity of global adulation, which leads her to look everywhere for cues on how to make the masses worshipful. And God save us. She noticed Bono. AIDS. Africa. Negroes. Sustained popularity. Madonna did what needed to be done, and you know, I'm feeling pretty good about her, in a way I just haven't felt since she was humping sturgeons on MTV, you know?
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
10-14-2006, 12:26 PM
Perhaps this Maradonna and the Africoon child could have a Pastor call by and give them a Ministering?
I was under the impression she used to be a Cattylicker, but since that episode where she handled the ball and was called "The hand of God" I'm not sure what she's meant to be.
I'm sure Brother Larry is quite correct about her being one of the walking dead.
Hadn't she used to be a man?
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
10-14-2006, 01:17 PM
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which leads her to look everywhere for cues on how to make the masses worshipful. And God save us. She noticed Bono. AIDS. Africa. Negroes.
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Bono, Madonna and Angelina Jolie...the darkie holy trinity. Why don't they get together and send a boat load of work boots over to those disgusting nigs? Cuddling a few tarbaby's against your silicone breasts may look good for the camera but it's not going to change much. Once it reaches adolescence, it will be just another crack addicted gang member for us to deal with.
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
10-18-2006, 04:06 AM
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It's all so confusing and Satanic, but I think a bit of worldly perspective will help to piece together the prurience. What we have to realize is that Madonna is an 80s pop star who failed to fade away with the turning of the old millennium … Much like the Living Dead, she walks among us, beside herself with a desperate need to breath again the crystalline purity of global adulation, which leads her to look everywhere for cues on how to make the masses worshipful. And God save us. She noticed Bono. AIDS. Africa. Negroes. Sustained popularity. Madonna did what needed to be done, and you know, I'm feeling pretty good about her, in a way I just haven't felt since she was humping sturgeons on MTV, you know?
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My concern is for the child. And our Lord Jesus Christ is saying loud and clear that all good Christians need to stop this baby purchase!
What does the future hold for poor little David Banda (the child)?
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
10-18-2006, 11:17 AM
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I'm feeling pretty good about her, in a way I just haven't felt since she was humping sturgeons on MTV, you know?
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Can this be true? Is this harlot really so depraved that she's prepared to have full intercourse with fish on live television? Is nothing sacred?
Still, at least they have fins and scales, I suppose.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
10-18-2006, 02:09 PM
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Can this be true? Is this harlot really so depraved that she's prepared to have full intercourse with fish on live television? Is nothing sacred?
Still, at least they have fins and scales, I suppose.
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Wait a minute....this Madonna harlot is a jewess if memory serves. Having sex with a carp? This rings a BELL. I wonder if there isn't a connection. If I were a jew fish, I'd shout out warnings from God too, I suppose....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
10-27-2006, 11:22 PM
Children are innocent, they are young and don't know right from wrong yet. And who screwed up my sig?
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
10-27-2006, 11:23 PM
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Children are innocent, they are young and don't know right from wrong yet. And who screwed up my sig?
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What is wrong with your sig sinner? It looks like you are just being honest.
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
10-27-2006, 11:23 PM
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Children are innocent, they are young and don't know right from wrong yet. And who screwed up my sig?
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Icki, get your sister to pose for an avatar so we can try to drup up some more interest in her from the Arabs.
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
10-30-2006, 05:39 PM
And speaking of which, I know what your up too! Whats with all of these girls being kidnapped from my neighborhood all of the sudden? Are you behind this?!?
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
10-30-2006, 06:29 PM
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And speaking of which, I know what your up too! Whats with all of these girls being kidnapped from my neighborhood all of the sudden? Are you behind this?!?
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Nonsense, they are not being kidnapped. They are merely being rescued from spiritually abusive relationships.
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
10-31-2006, 12:36 AM
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Nonsense, they are not being kidnapped. They are merely being rescued from spiritually abusive relationships.
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That's right. None of them were kidnapped, according to the legal definition of that word. They all went joyfully, and have found gainful employment in Yemen and/or a variety of Arab-Oriental estates. We have signed affidavits to prove how delighted the girls are at having found permanent positions.
It's a mutually beneficial relationship, Praise Jesus.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER! -
10-31-2006, 05:31 PM
Then find me you ****ed up retards, not them. Anyway, the kidnapping stopped today, its probally not you anyway. You'll never find me.
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
10-31-2006, 05:32 PM
All children are innocent, accept that.
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
10-31-2006, 08:07 PM
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All children are innocent, accept that.
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Icky, children are guilty of the sins of their parents and are punished by GOD, even unto the tenth generation!
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Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER! -
10-31-2006, 08:39 PM
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NO Child is innocent, because you filthy women defile them at birth!
How then can man be justified with God? Or how can he be clean that is born of a woman?
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