[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Christmas Gifts For Our Wives

After visiting the Hutchins home last spring and watching his lovely wife hard at work in the field. I realised the absolute perfect gift. If I had a wife you can bet she would get a brand spankin new plow, and if she was a real good wife, possible a horse too.

One's wife doing field work? That's why I have "employ" nigras, my wife takes care of the house and cooks for me.

I haven't decided what to get her for Christmas yet but this thread is giving me a lot of good ideas.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Sister, I would suggest you hit auctions, estate sales and stores like Value Village. The good stuff is expensive new. I'm also not a fan of anything 'non-stick'.

These are just enamelled cast iron. They'e good on induction hobs (summer) and also on wood-burning stoves (winter). There is an importer in the nearby town, so supply is not a problem, although I'm hoping there might be a need for one of those steak griddle things (soon?): it does look a bit non-sticky, doesn't it - but I think it is dark grey enamel of some sort. That non-stick stuff IS POISONOUS and I would never use it either. They have a lovely very large frying pan, too but no-one stocks that.

@darkdonkey
Have you considered an Urban Dictionary gift idea? They are socool. Here is a sample entry:
idk
buy idk mugs, tshirts and magnets

The newest in a long list of annoying internet acronyms, "idk" has become extraordinarily popular with the 13-year-old lie-about-your-age-to-get-on-MySpace grade school slut crowd.

Commonly seen as a BS response when filling out memes and surveys. Double annoyance points when paired with the equally meaningless "lol."
Last time you dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: Idk lol

GIFT SHOPPE HERE

[MitzaLizalor]

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I think perhaps a new snow shovel would be a great gift.

There are a couple of sizes available here:



The smaller size is more readily available, as it doesn't get all that cold.

The camp ovens looked great. Outdoor cooking is fun.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Praise Jesus my Brothers!

I've already bought Muriel two paperback books for Christmas, but found another great one for those of you still undecided. I'm still somewhat new to the Interweb, but this e-commerce stuff is amazing, praise God!

"Lies Women Believe: And The Truth That Sets Them Free". Available from some new outfit called "Amazon" here.



The outstanding cover art says it all. The gullible and naive women, the lie of Satan and the forbidden fruit that she poisoned the man with.

From the back cover:

"We are like Eve. We have all experienced defeats and failures, trouble and turmoil. We have all experienced a selfish heart, a shrewish spirit, anger, envy and bitterness. And we ache to do things over, to have lives of harmony and peace. In her book, Lies Women Believe, author Nancy Leigh DeMoss exposes those areas of deception most commonly believed by Christian women:

Lies about themselves: I should not have to live with unfulfilled longings.
Lies about sin: I cannot walk in consistent victory over sin.
Lies about their marriage: If I submit to my husband, I will be miserable.
Lies about their emotions: I can’t control my emotions.
Lies about their circumstances: I just can’t take any more."

And the heartfelt reviews and testimonials of the simple woman are touching.

"The condition of my book was brand new as stated. It was delivered in a cardboard box which kept the book in tip top unwrinkled or warped shape! The delivery time was acceptable."

"i found this book very useful in deconstructing some of the standard mantras of today's culture. much of what we have been told from our youth, even from the pulpit, is in direct contradiction to God's plan. but if we trust Him, and Him alone, we receive the greatest blessing. i recommend this book."

"This is a fantastic book every woman needs to read. I have been living lies I didn't know I was believing. God is using this book to draw me closer to Himself. Buy it for yourself and get a few for your sisters and friends!"

It's worth a look my Brothers.

In Jesus

[Master Gordon]

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I am going to buy my faithful and obedient wife a broad axe for Christmas, I found that allowing her to cut up the wood for the stove with a chain saw was making her lazy. I thought this one would be just the thing:

[James Dewitt]

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I am not married, but I do have a wonderful Mistress assistant. I picked up a little something for her in Chicago today. She is such a wonderful young lady, I don't think she has ever had the finer things in life. Its not much 7 carat ruby ring with another 5 carats in white diamonds. Don't tell her.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I picked up a little something...

You are very thoughtful, Mr Dewitt - and that ruby is cut beautifully.

(oh & I won't mention this of course - as you requested)

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Brother, do you really think Lupe deserves that? Why, I think she may have even had something to do with Sister Cookie's missing camisole!

You might also give her ideas above her station. Maybe a $10 gift certificate to Chi-Chi's or South of the Border would be a better gift for her.

[Adilene]

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I am not married, but I do have a wonderful Mistress assistant. I picked up a little something for her in Chicago today. She is such a wonderful young lady, I don't think she has ever had the finer things in life. Its not much 7 carat ruby ring with another 5 carats in white diamonds. Don't tell her.

It is beautiful.

[James Dewitt]

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Brother, do you really think Lupe deserves that? Why, I think she may have even had something to do with Sister Cookie's missing camisole!

You might also give her ideas above her station. Maybe a $10 gift certificate to Chi-Chi's or South of the Border would be a better gift for her.

Lycia you spoiled the surprise, its for you. I got Lupe a callus file for her feet. You don't honestly think that I would drop that kind of cash on a beaner do you? If you think she swiped Cookies what ever that is FIRE HER, its your JOB

[Bible Student]

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Well my wife is loving and warm so i have ordered her something she will enjoy expensive!! But she is worth it.

And such a bargain at $9,000. Here face will beam from watching her husband sport such a beautiful men's watch.

[Bible Student]

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If I was someones wife i would wish for a KJV bibel! I really whant one, but i do not know where to by one ....Could anyone give me i link?

I don't know why we have to do all your work for you. Why don't you learn how to use a computer? Maybe a sixth grade student can demonstrate how to use the Google search engine. [But please try not to abuse them.]

Be that as it may, try this page : http://shop.ebay.com/i.html?_nkw=bible+leaf+1611

Consider it my present to you. Merry Christmas.

[Bible Student]

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I have my share of cast iron, in fact I'm seasoning some of my pans right now. However, they do require a fair amount of work.

1. They have to be cleaned properly, no soaps, no dishwasher, just a plain steel wool pad and hot water.

2. They have to be seasoned properly

3. They are reactive to acidic foods such as tomatoes. Tomato sauce will rip the seasoning right off of it.

A good kitchen needs more than one type of cookware. Personally I don't like Teflon because the fumes it gives off kills birds (canary in the coal mine?) and when I see it flaking I think of how I'm probably eating that stuff. And of course I don't like the new Corning stuff.

You use steel wool pads instead of salt? My mother used salt to clean hers, as does the love of my life, God bless her.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Shout GLORY!!!